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Im most Definitely not a lightweight lol |
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By *vaRoseWoman 7 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk |
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By *avie65Man 7 weeks ago
In the west. |
It depends if I have eaten enough during the day. Gone are the days of eatin is cheatin.
I’m okay with beer but beer and cocktails are like rocket fuel. |
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By *avexxMan 7 weeks ago
cheshire |
i wouldnt say i was a lightweight,, but some guys would drink me under the table  |
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None of us are lightweights |
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When my friend comes round we have a litre of bacardi between us and that is just the right amount without us getting d*unk When we are out our other friends call us the guppies because we drink like fish |
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Depends not just what it is, but also how fast I sup it. If I go full tilt, then seven litres of cider or three bottles of wine is enough. If I take my time I can drink a LOT more. |
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and I certainly can't drink as much as my younger self could |
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Can easily polish off a bottle of jd before going out for the night |
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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk"
Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝 |
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Fuck...I'm a total light weight!... I don't really drink, so a few pints of Guinness (and maybe a malt chaser) and I'm done! My goose is cooked!🥴 Problem is you can't sip Guinness, so I go on the water in-between to last the evening. |
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"and I certainly can't drink as much as my younger self could"
I think I can, then fail to do so! |
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Id probably be a cheap date, not had a drink since last July and was only 2 pints then |
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I rarely drink so when I do it doesn’t take many before I start to feel it |
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As long as i stick to the same drinks i can drink a lot.... mix them and it's a different story. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 7 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk
Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝"
Ooh tequila is lethal! Just lock me in the bathroom as I’ll be hugging the porcelain all night 🤣 |
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If I'm on the wine, maybe 4 glasses, vodka and o can drink all night and be ok. Shots of Tequila rose however I'm ruined |
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In my social club it's etiquette to buy the whole bar a drink, so they come seriously thick and fast as people don't want to be called the cunt that never stands his hand! If you dare to nip to the toilet there can be four or five sitting on the counter waiting for your return. I get tipsy quite quickly, but then stay at that level for hours until by body decides it's tine to sleep, at which point I just shut down and fall asleep on the spot. I never spill a drop though, my body is like a giro when I'm sleeping, it's probably my top ninja skill  |
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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk
Wine is the devil girl 😈😈😈 I’m a total lightweight even on beer. But wine hits me straight away.. then the tequila comes out😝
Ooh tequila is lethal! Just lock me in the bathroom as I’ll be hugging the porcelain all night 🤣"
I’m starting at 3.. wish me luck.. I’m out with 3 tequila lovers!🙈😈🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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Me, I'd rather not drink than lose a day through a hang over  |
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I used to be quite good but I’ve noticed my tolerance getting less and less. I can’t deal with the hangovers! I still give it a whirl very now and then though |
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I was pretty hardcore in my 20s I could handle my drink really well and drank often with my friends, we liked to party.
Since covid really and the lockdowns I hardly drink now and I've become a total lightweight. I got bored of it. I got bored of wasting Sundays hungover. I enjoy a social drink but I don't drink to excess and I never drink at home unless I have company. I tend to stick to wine these days, three large glasses and I'm tipsy as hell. |
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"
Beer 3/4
Whiskey, I could drink a bottle and still be fine.
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I rarely drink so a small glass of cider and I'm game for a laugh Total lightweight |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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I've no idea anymore, I used to be able to drink a lot, it's been a long time since I've had more than 3/4 drinks though so more than that. |
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4 drinks and I am d*unk! We are going out later, I have already had 1 drink, I better stop or I will not make it out  |
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That's for me to know and you to find out 🥪 |
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Today's me is wishing last night's me was a lightweight! 🤮 |
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By *HUSH-Man 7 weeks ago
London |
I could easily get pissed on 1 pint of lager.
I very seldom drink. |
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By *avexxMan 7 weeks ago
cheshire |
pint of larger shandy just starting to feel a bit tipsy |
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My alcohol consumption has gone through the floor since Covid. I hardly drink anything now and just the smell of alcohol will give me a hangover for days - I love the taste of beer so things like zero Guinness are a god send now. |
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By *ypersoonMan 7 weeks ago
WHITCHURCH, Shropshire |
4 pints mostly but had managed a couple of sessions of 8 pints twice before.
But then best not to drink much particularly as it can affect one's dick in the bedroom department  |
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Half a packet of Wine Gums and some fizzy pop and i'm anybody's.  |
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Too much now. Used to be a few pints and I'd be merry. Now it takes 1/2 bottle voddy and I'm only half way there.  |
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By *ilbzMan 7 weeks ago
Swindon Wiltshire |
👋 me, one pint should do it 😂 |
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"I’m 100% a lightweight now. A couple of drinks and I can feel it, three and I’m tipsy… more than that and someone better be helping me get home. Wine however hits me even harder, two glasses and I’m already fully tipsy, 3 and I’m d*unk"
This lol |
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Ok with 20 pints, 26 and I may have a wobble on. |
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If i'm in central London, £70 should be enough. Its less and cheaper on the outskirts |
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Depends what it is. Wine I can’t have much. Spirits I can drink all night and be fine |
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Too much.
One glass of wine does it.
Or depending on the cocktails I can do around 3 before I decide more means d*unk.
I can drink rum or Tia Maria all day long without getting to d*unk 💜 |
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Depends what I’m drinking…
BEER - I can drink steadily all night
WINE - 3 glasses. Heachache & staggering
COCKTAILS - The d*unk sneaks up on me & slaps me in the face
SAKI - I once went through a few bottles & didn’t feel a thing 🤷🏽♂️
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Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.
The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*
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(*Stop laughing, at the back.)  |
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"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.
The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*
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This is it for me too. If I'm having a good time, I get that buzz quicker! |
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I can't drink sherry, one glass and my face is red and I'm giggly |
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"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.
The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*
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Well it’s 2 hours in and I’m fucking wasted babyyyyy |
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Haven’t drank alcohol for a good 4 years so 1/2 pint of cider would go straight to my head and everyone would become hilarious.
Hmm might be quite handy for some situations 🙄 |
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Depends what I'm drinking but if it's pink gin n lemonade it's about 3 when I start getting tipsy
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By *sWyldWoman 7 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits . |
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Definitely dependent on where we are and the vibe - in a dance club, I can drink and dance and it’ll feel like I’m burning it off. In the beer garden in the sun and I can get merry after a few drinks.
We don’t tend to get d*unk - no need to - have a great time without. Plus can’t cope with hangovers now!
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I don't drink very often, but when I do (you can see the meme in your head now, I know), I suffer a paradox drinking; out for a couple of quiet pints I can feel my words slurring and vision blurring, but 'out-out' on the lash, can throw Rum into me all night and drink myself sober.
...and dont even get me started on my fucking bladder; once the seal is broken, that's it game over, back to the bogs every 20mins 😫 |
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By *aizyWoman 7 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits ."
I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days! |
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4 beers and half a bottle of whisky. Then I am d*unk |
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I’m likely a bit of a lightweight now and I stick to spirits, mainly whiskey and rum, so a few drinks in I’ll start to feel it.
Heavily reduced my drinking 10 years ago though, so I don’t have to deal with the lingering affects as much.
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"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits ."
Yeah. I've barely left my bed all day today, after a few too many last night 🤣 Not doing that again in a hurry! |
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By *HUSH-Man 7 weeks ago
London |
"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .
I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!"
They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. |
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A couple of drinks less than expected 🍻 |
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By *aizyWoman 7 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .
I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!
They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week. "
And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway! |
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I've never been a big drinker so I rarely drink. I don't like getting d*unk so maybe 3 or 4 spread through the night will do me. |
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I’m a total lightweight these days. I can only drink wine and then rarely more than three glasses! I’m a cheap date if nothing else xx 😄 |
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By *HUSH-Man 7 weeks ago
London |
"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .
I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!
They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.
And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!"
I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 |
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Probably a sniff of a barmaids apron would be enough now. Haven't had a drink since NYE |
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"
Anyone d*unk is off limits, so we don't drink at meets |
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By *aizyWoman 7 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .
I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!
They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.
And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!
I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 "
Think everyone has a friend like that 😆 |
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"Drink’s a funny thing. It’s not about the amount of it, for me. It’s about the atmosphere. The feeling. Some nights I’ve got a buzz on after four drinks. Others I’ll be there all afternoon, all evening, all night and into the next morning … and still asking where the next round’s coming from.
The latter happens less often now that I’m a sensible grown up.*
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Well that explains a lot .lol |
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"Well it’s 2 hours in and I’m fucking wasted babyyyyy"
I’m going to get the *best* texts later on tonight. I can feel it in my bones. |
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By *lakeyMan 7 weeks ago
somewhere close |
I have a good tolerance level especially if drinking the same drinks all day. It’s when you start smashing the shots that screw’s me over big time.
Just had a week away and was on it everyday but was smashing electrolytes down me every day. |
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I haven't been d*unk for so long that I have no idea. |
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I've only started drinking in the past year and not been fully dr*nk yet. I suppose it depends on whether or not I've had food or not but felt tipsy after 3 different cocktails so that might make me a lightweight 😅 |
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It doesn't take much to get me dr*nk these days. Probably why I've stopped drinking. I prefer sober nights out anyway, they're more enjoyable. |
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Not much these days, bad hangovers...
Also could end up messaging married men or women when not completely in a fit state (not me I hasten to add) |
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"
Last night, I drank two cans of Non alcoholic Guiness, and I got tipsy, then had a small hang over.
Lightweight? Featherweight would be a better description lol |
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I'm Scottish so.....
I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood "
Let’s find out.  |
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By *exy-SashWoman 7 weeks ago
Leighton Buzzard |
I’m a lightweight with wine white or red. |
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Spirits take a while. Beer I'm a lightweight goes right to my head |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out. "
Game on... |
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I don't drink often, so when I do I know a couple in and I will be dancing on the tables. Just not a big drinker these days, I had my fill and more in my youth. |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Game on..."
I can drink hideous amounts before getting anywhere near d*unk. I dance and sing like my dad though 😬🤭🤓 |
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"Game on..."
This is a ploy to end up under the table with you. You realise that, right? |
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By *avie65Man 7 weeks ago
In the west. |
"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out. "
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻 |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻"
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂 |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂"
In the Horseshoe. Karaoke upstairs for the win 🎶👍🤓 |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂
Perfect karaoke as well each person must do at least one song and have a minimum w 10 drinks before doing it 😂
In the Horseshoe. Karaoke upstairs for the win 🎶👍🤓"
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By *avie65Man 7 weeks ago
In the west. |
"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂"
Only if it’s a handicap race and I can miss every 2nd one.  |
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"Game on...
This is a ploy to end up under the table with you. You realise that, right?"
On, under, over...makes no odds to me |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂
Perfect karaoke as well each person must do at least one song and have a minimum w 10 drinks before doing it 😂
In the Horseshoe. Karaoke upstairs for the win 🎶👍🤓"
Easy. Let's do it 🤓 |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂
Only if it’s a handicap race and I can miss every 2nd one. "
No chance that’s just cheating 😂 |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻"
I used to drink vodka and irn bru so you could be right |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂"
I'm in |
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By *avie65Man 7 weeks ago
In the west. |
"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂
Only if it’s a handicap race and I can miss every 2nd one.
No chance that’s just cheating 😂"
No that’s eatin! 😬 |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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None of that crap either |
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We both don’t know when to stop once we start although we’ve been sensible since January and only had a couple of nights out this year so far |
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By *avie65Man 7 weeks ago
In the west. |
"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂
I'm in "
Only classy places though. The Horseshoe, Paisley Road West bars, Grants Arms and the likes. |
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So she said what’s the problem baby?
How much longer will it take to cure this?
Cause I can’t ignore if it’s it love
Come come on turn a little faster
The world a little days cause every one’s after love |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out. "
Yeah let’s not. Mine. |
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"SHREK I AM SHREK"
Hey, be kind to yourself! Princess Fiona, surely? |
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I’ve pretty much given up on booze but occasionally do so about 3/4 pints does me nowadays. |
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Not so far no, I've never fallen off my chair and landed under the table yet!
So I keep going 🍸 |
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"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂
I'm in
Only classy places though. The Horseshoe, Paisley Road West bars, Grants Arms and the likes. "
I only know a few classy joints out west. Relax, we'll prop you up 🤓 |
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By *idssissyTV/TS 7 weeks ago
Nr cricket ground birm |
Rarely drink so don't think have ever been properly d*unk |
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Im not so much a lightweight but does depend what I’m drinking |
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"SHREK I AM SHREK
Hey, be kind to yourself! Princess Fiona, surely?"
Princess Fiona is too sexy for me. I don’t have red hair |
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Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓 |
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"So she said what’s the problem baby? How much longer will it take to cure this?"
That’s a blast from the past. Hell of a song, though.  |
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By *loudF7Man 7 weeks ago
South East |
4 pints and 2 doubles and I can call it a night |
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I'm lightweight as I very rarely drink |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 7 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
I glass of red and I can feel it.
2 and I can't drive.
3 and I'm telling all tbe guys that the blonde girls have all gone home and I'm available.
What a pushover.  |
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"
⬆️ My lightweight. And she looks amazing in that dress. |
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By *avie65Man 7 weeks ago
In the west. |
"I'm Scottish so..... I can drink grown men under the table if I'm in the mood
Let’s find out.
Of course she can, it’s Irn Bru. Where do you think she got her red (ginger) hair from. 🏃🏻
I propose a night out in Glasgow drink till you drop last man/woman standing is the winner 😂
I'm in
Only classy places though. The Horseshoe, Paisley Road West bars, Grants Arms and the likes.
I only know a few classy joints out west. Relax, we'll prop you up 🤓"
Thank you mate. I will need it. I’ve had some dodgy days and nights out that way. |
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4 ciders start to get me tipsy so I switch to whisky as that stops me getting a hangover haha |
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼
⬆️ My lightweight. And she looks amazing in that dress. "
🤭🤭🤭 |
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By *igad999Man 7 weeks ago
wolverhampton |
Quite a bit for me but bottle or two of wine for the wife works wonders 😜 |
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By *ucka39Man 7 weeks ago
Newcastle |
If in the mood I'll drink like a fish and not feel anything unless mixed but shots are ok Smirnoff's vodka straight shots |
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A bottle of wine usually gets us a lot of the way there , we aren’t big drinkers |
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By *hirleyMan 7 weeks ago
somewhere |
Drinking is in my family since my grandparents had a pub🤷♂️ |
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None! I'm Teetotal, though I'm a Scot!
I was also a Licensee for almost 30 years, so in many respects saw how alcohol could affect different people in different ways! |
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓"
Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢 |
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"
It's cheaper, that's my only defence |
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By *eliWoman 7 weeks ago
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One cock.
No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.
When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.
Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that. |
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4 pints gets me on a level I stay at that for a couple more then I’m d*unk |
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"One cock.
No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.
When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.
Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that."
Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could...
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By *eliWoman 7 weeks ago
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"One cock.
No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.
When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.
Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that.
Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could...
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Ha! It's a siren call for you, how could I forget.
Fancy hearing it in person some time? |
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"One cock.
No, in all seriousness I don't really drink often. Rarely at home, bar celebrations/hosting dinner parties.
When I go out, I can drink multiple tequilas and be mildly socially lubricated, spirits in general. My downfall is when I mix. Or Wray and Nephew. Fuck those bastards.
Most of the time I stop at tipsy. When my vowels elongate and I sound like I'm auditioning for a new season of The Crown. No one wants that.
Did I hear an elongated vowel? I came as quickly as I could...
Ha! It's a siren call for you, how could I forget.
Fancy hearing it in person some time? "
Yah, sure. |
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓
Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢"
Baby G is coffee and cream not real guinezz |
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓
Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢"
Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly |
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓
Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢
Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly "
They are my worst nightmare of a drink  I hate both coffee and creamy alcohol 😅 |
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓
Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢
Baby Guinness is a tia Maria topped with baileys, they are unreal but deadly "
That’s what I meant. But they’re yummy. BABY GSD |
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"Shots. We have to have jaeger bombs and mini guiness 🤓
Ohhh nooo Guinness 🤢
Baby G is coffee and cream not real guinezz"
I know |
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9-10 pints of the hard stuff, (above 4.5%) normally gets me quite merry. |
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I get quite intoxicated from the women on here. It doesn't take much. They're quite effervescent. 🍾 |
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I'm merry after 5 or six beers, anymore and I start being d*unk which I don't particularly like being these days.
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It changes. On occasions I’ll have 2 pints and they’ll go straight to my head and I’m struggling. Other times 5 or 6 and I’m as sober as a judge.
Generally 4 and I start to feel it though |
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Blimey .. depends on where I am, what I've been up to ..
Some days it can be 4 pints .. others 8 to 12 |
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By *ashMan 6 weeks ago
Westhoughton |
Couple of drinks does it for me. But it opens my introvert self as well.. |
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Very little. I don't drink often and when I do it shows. |
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I'm struggling so much with a hangover right now
Feels like my head has been split in 2 |
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Apparently…. Lots of booze gets me d*unk
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Ben can drink quite a bit, he just gets more horny & daring as he goes.
I can’t drink that much, one glass of wine and it unlocks my inhibitions.
So we’re a terrible combination |
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Lightweight hear
Tee total
Sorry not sorry |
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Depends on what I am drinking x |
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By *edSirenWoman 6 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .
I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!
They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.
And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!
I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂 "
😁 what can I say… that bottle of bottle wasn’t going to drink itself was it! Still looking for my hangover from that one 🤣🤣 |
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"Bottle of vodka even…"
The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓 |
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By *edSirenWoman 6 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"Bottle of vodka even…
The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓"
Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good |
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"Bottle of vodka even…
The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓
Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good"
I don't like pineapple either. Gonna be a cheap round 🤭🤓 |
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By *edSirenWoman 6 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"Bottle of vodka even…
The one drink that makes me ill 🤢🤓
Im more of a beer or gin drinker, but this was AU pineapple vodka and damn it went down way too well! Soooo good
I don't like pineapple either. Gonna be a cheap round 🤭🤓"
😂 you’re in the wrong place for not liking pineapple dear 😝 |
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By *HUSH-Man 6 weeks ago
London |
"I drink so rarely these days so it likely doesn't take much. I try to avoid getting d*unk as now I'm old the hangover hits .
I'm the same, hangovers are killers these days!
They used to last a day or two. Now they want to wreck the whole week.
And everytime I think, never again and then do it again anyway!
I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t drink anymore. In fact all 3 club visits I’ve done I’ve been sober (my friend drank enough for the 2 of us though) 😂
😁 what can I say… that bottle of bottle wasn’t going to drink itself was it! Still looking for my hangover from that one 🤣🤣"
Considering how ill I was a few days later it seems you did the drinking for us and I dealt with the consequences.
GO TEAM! |
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I am in a badddd way this morning.
Prosecco
Wine
Beer
Espresso martinis
Tequila
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"I am in a badddd way this morning.
Prosecco
Wine
Beer
Espresso martinis
Tequila
🤯🤯"
Dear Oh Dear what a mix 🫣😂 |
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"🤯🤯"
You need some sympathy and a good breakfast. |
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I very rarely drink alcohol, like maybe 2-3 times a year
I don't drink beers or alcopops at all
I only drink spirits (rum or vodka) or maybe a liqueur in a coffee
When I do drink, it is normally at home, so the measures are 'decent'
So, after 1 tall glass of rum & diet , my head is going, after 2, I'm ready for bed |
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"I am in a badddd way this morning.
Prosecco
Wine
Beer
Espresso martinis
Tequila
🤯🤯"
Another few drinks and you’ll feel better 😂 |
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By *zeroMan 6 weeks ago
Glasgow |
It varies. When it comes to beer, not that much and I get terrible hangovers.
With rum I seem to fine. Get d*unk off a considerable but but the hangover is minimal. If I drink whisky it makes me more sleepy than d*unk |
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Both of us are particularly me DJ |
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"🤯🤯
You need some sympathy and a good breakfast."
Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭 |
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For me it depends on the environment. Chilling at home i can drink quite a bit but when I'm out having fun, laughing, chatting and dancing it takes me less to get d*unk |
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"Who’s a lightweight here?😏💃🏼"
After an all day session on unlimited cocktails yesterday from 3pm - 10pm I've decided I am definitely not a lightweight 😂
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"Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭"
No, but I’ll send you a gif of a tiny violin. |
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"Well you’re not here to do either for me😭😭
No, but I’ll send you a gif of a tiny violin."
Stop being mean 😭😭 |
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"I am in a badddd way this morning.
Prosecco
Wine
Beer
Espresso martinis
Tequila
🤯🤯"
We will bring you coffee |
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