"The person who fucked you the best, what did they do for a living?"
Part structural Engineer/Part Rock band guitar player. snatched my soul with his one-handed finger work.
Second place: Lawyer worked me over with all his toys and mine.
Third place: the French. Popped the anal cherry. Yes Being French is a way of living. Lol!  |
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"No idea never asked them what there job is.
What has it got to do with how good they are at fucking? "
Well the taxman is good at fucking you over. A priest will all ways say may God bless you.
Train drivers always arrive late. |
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"No idea never asked them what there job is.
What has it got to do with how good they are at fucking?
Well the taxman is good at fucking you over. A priest will all ways say may God bless you.
Train drivers always arrive late."
In that case he must have been a seismologists as he made the earth move and my legs shake. X |
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Best fuck with a woman was a gym instructor, she was an animal with no inhibitions, best fuck with a guy was some guy from the other site, if honest he didn't tell me what he did for a living but he was hung & hard & fucked like a machine, I could just barely take him & after he left it took me several minutes to recover & climb off the sofa |
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"She was a nurse "
Same here, I was in hospital for 11 days when I was 19, she was 26. I went for a drink with her on my last evening, then met up with her a week later - in the pub she showed me she was wearing suspenders, the first I'd seen.
She literally tore me apart in her flat, I could hardly walk the next day🤣
She wanted me to return but I never did, what the hell was I thinking? |
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She was a stay at home mum, totally catfished me with her pictures by my God she could fuck, and not just the once, she would have me fuck her over and over, the second I had cum she would be down, sucking me back to life. She actually broke me, it's the only woman I couldn't keep up with. |
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"I am intrigued, I have no idea how you all know this stuff
Do you simply fuck and go? Do you not spend any time socialising?"
Of cause I do but I've don't ask someone's occupation unless they tell and I've had so many amazing shags over the years I couldn't possibly choose one. As I said it intrigues me that people have such good.memories. But yes I've also had plenty of fuck and goes as well |
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She wrote sex advice columns in lads mags and those elaborate sex adventure stories that used to be a feature (spoiler: almost every single one of those stories aren’t actual submissions)
She did things to 20 year old me that I never knew I wanted. |
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She worked at a private clinic in Fulham testing porn stars :/ I took the risk that time and went in bare back. It was on St George's day many years ago. Now she's with one of my mates but neither of us will say anything. |
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