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Stealing easter eggs from children. Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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Stealing kittens. |
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"Stealing kittens."
being a naughty horny slut
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"Stealing kittens."
and making them watch the barley legal act 😜
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"Stealing kittens."
Only to keep them myself  x |
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By *ripfillMan 6 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
Personal art theft .. an inked master piece |
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Crime against fashion
Breach of caf order  |
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"A corny chat up line lol"
Being a grass |
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"A corny chat up line lol
Being a grass "
Copyright.... imitating Superman |
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"Starting a fire on moor land "
Streaking at a sports event  |
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"Breaking the Matrix  "
Damm right. |
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"Breaking the Matrix "
Squirting mustard at kids |
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"Breaking the Matrix
Squirting mustard at kids"
Robbing from the lingerie dept |
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The UK's most extensive baby oil robbery. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 6 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
"Shoplifting from Poundland."
Having a wank in the IKEA restaurant |
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"Shoplifting from Poundland.
Having a wank in the IKEA restaurant "
Hiding Easter eggs up her foo and dripping chocolate on the floor as they melted. The resultant sticky floor led to an ant invasion and Thorntons going bankrupt |
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The profile pic says it all really |
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Distracting traffic with her cleavage |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Handling a large, dangerous snake in public without due care. |
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"Distracting traffic with her cleavage "
Operating heavy machinery without a licence |
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Handling Salmon Suspiciously (for no other reason than it's my favourite law) |
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Fingering a Welsh bird outwith the the allowed hours as set by the bylaws of Shrewsbury council |
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Involved in the illegal trade of budgy smugglering |
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Reversing their car over a traffic wardens foot |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Hiding in an IKEA superstore after closing hours..and sleeping in all the beds. |
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Feeding the seaguls laxatives and hiding in his car as the chaos ensued! |
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By *inx000Couple 6 weeks ago
Manchester |
Ruining a perfectly good hot dog bun 😩😅 |
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"Ruining a perfectly good hot dog bun 😩😅"
I fed I to the birds afterward, I'm not a total criminal you know!
During a food shop her bowels got the best of her. She opened a box of crunchy nut cornflakes and projectile squitted straight in there. The only problem was the checkout girl was holding the box at the time |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
[Removed by poster at 09/04/25 10:36:16] |
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By *inx000Couple 6 weeks ago
Manchester |
"Ruining a perfectly good hot dog bun 😩😅
I fed I to the birds afterward, I'm not a total criminal you know!
During a food shop her bowels got the best of her. She opened a box of crunchy nut cornflakes and projectile squitted straight in there. The only problem was the checkout girl was holding the box at the time "
😂😂 |
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Possession of a beautiful bottom. 12 March! |
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"Ruining a perfectly good hot dog bun 😩😅
I fed I to the birds afterward, I'm not a total criminal you know!
During a food shop her bowels got the best of her. She opened a box of crunchy nut cornflakes and projectile squitted straight in there. The only problem was the checkout girl was holding the box at the time
😂😂"
For being ridiculously sexy. |
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"Possession of a beautiful bottom. 12 March!"
Sorry. 12 February. |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Riding into saltdean on the back of an elephant. |
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"Incitement to wank"
Released without charge; as nothing to see here |
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Unlicensed possession of an orangery |
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By *andB130Couple 6 weeks ago
northampton |
[Removed by poster at 09/04/25 10:48:36] |
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False arrest and using restraint. |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
D*unk in charge of a space hopper |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
"D*unk in charge of a space hopper "
Tickling mads mikkelsen, whilst he's attempting to give an award acceptance speech |
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"D*unk in charge of a space hopper
Tickling mads mikkelsen, whilst he's attempting to give an award acceptance speech"
Autosarcophagy |
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"D*unk in charge of a space hopper "
I’ve never had a space hopper! |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
He broke in to the orangutan enclosure at the zoo and taught then how to play chess.
-They are world champions now. |
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Hosted an illegal rave and when the police turned up made them join in.
No charges were filed.
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Having an orgy in public, police love it and join in.
No charges filed as long as they can join them again |
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By *andTWoman 6 weeks ago
Altrincham |
"Having an orgy in public, police love it and join in.
No charges filed as long as they can join them again"
For acting out Viking war scenes in Tesco
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"Having an orgy in public, police love it and join in.
No charges filed as long as they can join them again
For acting out Viking war scenes in Tesco
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Strapping a dildo to the front of their Fiat 500 and rear ending a Greggs delivery van, whilst shouting 'up yer hole with a sausage roll' |
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"Breaking the sound barrier"
Flashing other road users |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
Driving a JCB naked, singing my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, while chucking McDonalds milkshakes at passers by. |
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Expresso machine
More milk in youre coffee madam
Frothy or how it cums  |
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"Expresso machine
More milk in youre coffee madam
Frothy or how it cums "
Theft of underwear lol |
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Pulling a slim girl and force feeding her cake for a month |
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Doing an Arnold Lane and stealing women’s pants from their washing line |
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Taking close up pics of his elbow in a skirt and pretending they are up-skirting shots. No charges (or refunds) filed. |
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Nakedness in church is frowned upon but I'm not sure it's illegal. |
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"Taking close up pics of his elbow in a skirt and pretending they are up-skirting shots. No charges (or refunds) filed. "
Spreading her legs whilst spreading the word, jesus loves your hole but the police not so much. |
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"Taking close up pics of his elbow in a skirt and pretending they are up-skirting shots. No charges (or refunds) filed.
Spreading her legs whilst spreading the word, jesus loves your hole but the police not so much."
Taking weird pics with food |
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"Taking close up pics of his elbow in a skirt and pretending they are up-skirting shots. No charges (or refunds) filed.
Spreading her legs whilst spreading the word, jesus loves your hole but the police not so much.
Taking weird pics with food"
Failing a road side breathalyser for jizz. |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"Taking close up pics of his elbow in a skirt and pretending they are up-skirting shots. No charges (or refunds) filed. "
Double agent working for trump and puttin |
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By *.B.D.DMan 6 weeks ago
Northants |
"Stealing pick & mix"
Pretending to be a ranked Detective Sergeant (DS).
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"Stealing pick & mix
Pretending to be a ranked Detective Sergeant (DS).
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Running a fake casting couch for penguins |
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By *ChubsMan 6 weeks ago
Bentley Hotel & Spa Monday 19th |
"Stealing pick & mix
Pretending to be a ranked Detective Sergeant (DS).
Running a fake casting couch for penguins "
Running a sketchy hotdog stand next to a Nunnery  |
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Seagulling a seagull through an open window. |
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"Seagulling a seagull through an open window."
Not having a face |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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concealing something with his hands |
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Known for liking sage green as colour
Her kitchen is the same |
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By *.B.D.DMan 6 weeks ago
Northants |
"Known for liking sage green as colour
Her kitchen is the same "
Looking through people's kitchen windows in the dead of night. |
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Stealing knickers from washing lines |
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By *avie65Man 6 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Known for liking sage green as colour
Her kitchen is the same
Looking through people's kitchen windows in the dead of night. "
Being buff. |
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By *nnCeeWoman 6 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Looking through people's kitchen windows in the dead of night. "
Drying himself on the curtains |
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Taking photos in public places |
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In possession of a deadly weapon |
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By *uvery30Woman 6 weeks ago
Gloucestershire |
"In possession of a deadly weapon "
Flashing  |
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"In possession of a deadly weapon "
Knicker sniffer |
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"In possession of a deadly weapon
Knicker sniffer "
Laughing at a sleeping policeman |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"In possession of a deadly weapon
Knicker sniffer
Laughing at a sleeping policeman "
Hitchhiking without a towel |
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"In possession of a deadly weapon
Knicker sniffer
Laughing at a sleeping policeman
Hitchhiking without a towel "
Never!!!! |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"In possession of a deadly weapon
Knicker sniffer
Laughing at a sleeping policeman
Hitchhiking without a towel
Never!!!!"
You sass! 
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By *ChubsMan 6 weeks ago
Bentley Hotel & Spa Monday 19th |
"Withholding information "
Carrying a concealed weapon in his trousers |
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By *.B.D.DMan 6 weeks ago
Northants |
Flashing birds from his window... |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Loitering.
On the Whitehouse lawn.
Whilst disguised as a garden gnome. |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Persistent "moonwalking" ..back and forth slowly, on a zebra crossing for half an hour. |
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Chemical warfare aka farting in public. |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Leading a twerking dance group performance on the great wall of china.
-chief twerker/ instigator. |
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"Impersonating a gladiator 😁"
Stealing lingerie |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
"Impersonating a gladiator 😁
Stealing lingerie"
Insisted on dressing as big bird from sesame street, for a traditional formal televised dinner with king charles. |
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"Impersonating a gladiator 😁
Stealing lingerie
Insisted on dressing as big bird from sesame street, for a traditional formal televised dinner with king charles."
Art theft from Egypt |
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Trolley racing at Tesco's carpark.😊 |
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"Being to sexy "
Their update says they're looking for a partner in crime.
So I will say...conspiracy. |
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Producing counterfeit Pokemon cards |
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"Producing counterfeit Pokemon cards"
Money laundering for the cartels |
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Hanging around schools ……. To make stalk milfs |
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Robbing savers for there hair dye |
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By *ucka39Man 6 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"Hanging around schools ……. To make stalk milfs"
Running naked on a football pitch whilst game was playing 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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Football hooliganism 😛 |
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By *avie65Man 6 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Bigamy "
In charge of a cute arse. |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
"Bigamy "
'Serial' bigamists..
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-They just love weddings.
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Prancing about town in a pink leotard licking shop windows |
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By *ChubsMan 6 weeks ago
Bentley Hotel & Spa Monday 19th |
"Prancing about town in a pink leotard licking shop windows"
Mooning at innocent passerby's |
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Running down hotel corridors doing a helicopter with his cock |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Excitedly travelling the Indian sub continent via pogo stick and inadvertently smashing the ceiling of the taj mahal. |
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By *ucka39Man 6 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"Running down hotel corridors doing a helicopter with his cock"
wedding crasher |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Sheep worrying..
- without a dog. |
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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
Being a dwarf taking an untrained chihuahua for a walk with it being on a lead |
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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Buggery "
Dude it's meant to funny...which that isn't!! |
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"Buggery
Dude it's meant to funny...which that isn't!!"
😂🤣 I’m crying |
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"Buggery
Dude it's meant to funny...which that isn't!!
😂🤣 I’m crying "
Breaking and entering... (His wallet)
... But let off with a caution... As a First offence...
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By *ucka39Man 6 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"Buggery
Dude it's meant to funny...which that isn't!!
😂🤣 I’m crying
Breaking and entering... (His wallet)
... But let off with a caution... As a First offence...
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Public order arguing with a street lamp post |
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"Buggery
Dude it's meant to funny...which that isn't!!
😂🤣 I’m crying
Breaking and entering... (His wallet)
... But let off with a caution... As a First offence...
Public order arguing with a street lamp post "
Let ther be light..... 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Arrested by interpol, whilst eating a succulent chinese meal, for being an international fraudster.
Subsequently released and formal apology given.
Innocent of all charges. |
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By *.B.D.DMan 6 weeks ago
Northants |
Infiltrating the house of commons to have a pint in their pub. |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Directing traffic, whilst playing the bagpipes. |
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"Directing traffic, whilst playing the bagpipes. "
Importer for Ann summers |
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By *ucka39Man 6 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"Directing traffic, whilst playing the bagpipes.
Importer for Ann summers "
Buying drinks for the entire club then declined to pay 😂 |
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By *alcon2 OP Man 6 weeks ago
North |
Unauthorised sheep shearing.
- giving them mohawks. |
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Donald trumps financial advisor |
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Con man fleecing pensioners from their life savings in romance scams |
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Tying up a policeman to a lamppost and leaving him there x |
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"Tying up a policeman to a lamppost and leaving him there x"
Bukkake queen of Newport
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By *nitterWoman 6 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
Stealing milkyways |
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"Stealing milkyways "
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf  |
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By *ucka39Man 6 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf "
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist |
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"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist "
Forging bank notes with pictures of himself instead of the king |
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"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist
Forging bank notes with pictures of himself instead of the king "
Excessive use of the whip! |
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By *avie65Man 6 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist
Forging bank notes with pictures of himself instead of the king
Excessive use of the whip!"
Shaggin exhaust pipes. |
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"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist
Forging bank notes with pictures of himself instead of the king
Excessive use of the whip!
Shaggin exhaust pipes. "
Shoplifting in primark |
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By *ucka39Man 6 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist
Forging bank notes with pictures of himself instead of the king
Excessive use of the whip!
Shaggin exhaust pipes.
Shoplifting in primark "
Fare dodging |
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"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist
Forging bank notes with pictures of himself instead of the king
Excessive use of the whip!
Shaggin exhaust pipes.
Shoplifting in primark
Fare dodging "
Being a peaky blinder! |
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"Stealing milkyways
Strangling someone with a delicately crocheted scarf
Impersonating that he's a gynaecologist
Forging bank notes with pictures of himself instead of the king
Excessive use of the whip!
Shaggin exhaust pipes.
Shoplifting in primark
Fare dodging
Being a peaky blinder!"
A cat burglar, lives in the shadows 🤣😂 |
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By *ucka39Man 6 weeks ago
Newcastle |
"A secret assassin "
Late night parties |
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