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What is the worst movie you have ever seen in your life so far?
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Independence Day 2. What a crock of shit |
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Harry Potter...so bad I fell asleep still never finished it. 🥪 |
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By *ild_oatsMan 4 weeks ago
the land of saints & sinners |
The Postman
Over 3 hours of your life that you will never get back. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
Halloween Ends, I wish I hadn't bothered watching it! |
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Beekeeper, what a pile of shite |
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Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back |
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Possibly jaws 4
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.the shark follows the family from the previous films to get 'revenge '...and it roars like a lion in the end scene.. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back"
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆 |
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"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back"
Ha!
I like both of these  .. |
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Whichever star wars film it was that I'd bullshitted my way into watching. |
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"My last sex tape 😭"
I enjoyed it |
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"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆"
Really? |
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"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Ha!
I like both of these .."
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Terrifier
Don't understand the hype around those films at all, absolutely abysmal. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆
Really?"
Yep!! Can't remember how many times I've watched Duel! |
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Seen loads that are so bad they’re good films. I quite enjoy a really badly acted film.
However it’s the ones that anger me are the worst. In both cases I stopped watching them half way through after certain scenes.
A Serbian Film.
The House that Jack built.
Another one was Michael Haneke - Funny Games but I watched this one it till the end. |
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"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆
Really?
Yep!! Can't remember how many times I've watched Duel!"
That gremlin creature that comes out the wall in the last story, he's cool..
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By *wlmanMan 4 weeks ago
Rugby |
The original "The Shining" had just read the book and the film was crap!!! |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆
Really?
Yep!! Can't remember how many times I've watched Duel!
That gremlin creature that comes out the wall in the last story, he's cool.."
Me and my brother used to cheer him on when we were kids! |
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"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆
Really?
Yep!! Can't remember how many times I've watched Duel!
That gremlin creature that comes out the wall in the last story, he's cool..
Me and my brother used to cheer him on when we were kids! "
I really like the one where the guy has to walk around the ledge of the building too |
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"My last sex tape 😭
I enjoyed it "
Only because you edited me out !  |
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Either After Earth or Inception. Neither had a storyline that you can get into and just found them both very confusing with no flow whatsoever. |
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"Possibly jaws 4
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.the shark follows the family from the previous films to get 'revenge '...and it roars like a lion in the end scene.."
Hahaha whenever I am being sarcastic (shock) and people ask about cult classics/best films, I always throw in Jaws IV amongst some proper classics 😂 utter shite. Michael Caine's finest work though 😂 |
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"Possibly jaws 4
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.the shark follows the family from the previous films to get 'revenge '...and it roars like a lion in the end scene..
Hahaha whenever I am being sarcastic (shock) and people ask about cult classics/best films, I always throw in Jaws IV amongst some proper classics 😂 utter shite. Michael Caine's finest work though 😂"
I think it was his 'I owe the IRS.." period...  |
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Watched a film called G20 on Prime thankfully I had Kitty to distract me |
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By *eckard25Man 4 weeks ago
North West Durham |
"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆"
Both are excellent |
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By *pandjMan 4 weeks ago
Sparkford |
"Possibly jaws 4
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.the shark follows the family from the previous films to get 'revenge '...and it roars like a lion in the end scene..
Hahaha whenever I am being sarcastic (shock) and people ask about cult classics/best films, I always throw in Jaws IV amongst some proper classics 😂 utter shite. Michael Caine's finest work though 😂
I think it was his 'I owe the IRS.." period... "
He was asked in an interview if he'd ever seen it:
"I have never seen the film, but by all accounts it was terrible. However I have seen the house that it built, and it is terrific" |
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By *a LunaWoman 4 weeks ago
Wherever the wind takes me |
Sharknado
In fact my mum seems to pick some absolute corkers of shit films along this kind of genre so I’m a bit spoilt for choice |
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"Sharknado
In fact my mum seems to pick some absolute corkers of shit films along this kind of genre so I’m a bit spoilt for choice "
This is actually better than Jaws 4. Believe me. |
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By *eckard25Man 4 weeks ago
North West Durham |
"Sharknado
In fact my mum seems to pick some absolute corkers of shit films along this kind of genre so I’m a bit spoilt for choice
This is actually better than Jaws 4. Believe me."
At least Sharknado knows it's shit. |
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By *G TMan 4 weeks ago
birmingham |
The last house on the left Lool |
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By *vaRoseWoman 4 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
Warcraft and when my son made me go to see the angry birds movie. God they were both terrible |
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Was called " get out ".
I went with hubby & 2 close friends.
Out of respect to our friends we never said anything, just sat thru it.
As the credits started to roll my mate said " tfft" . We looked at each other and at the same time said " wtf didn't you say something "
Was truly garbage. Couldn't even tell you who was in it 🤷 |
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"Was called " get out ".
I went with hubby & 2 close friends.
Out of respect to our friends we never said anything, just sat thru it.
As the credits started to roll my mate said " tfft" . We looked at each other and at the same time said " wtf didn't you say something "
Was truly garbage. Couldn't even tell you who was in it 🤷"
I have seen this film, but couldn't remember it, so I just read the plot on Wikipedia. Hahaha the write up is more confusing than the film ffs |
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Winnie the pooh horror film was crap |
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A Serbian Film. Watched it out of morbid curiosity and just felt like shock for the sake of it. |
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Nosferatu
Nearly fell asleep watching it
😔😔😔 |
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A film called HurlyBurly I watched years ago xx |
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I can't even bring myself to watch A Serbian Film out of morbid curiosity. I like dark and challenging stuff, but everything I've read about it just seems like gratuitous violence for the sake of shock and little more. |
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I like crap films, there's usually something worthwhile in them. Having said that, Jade, the Friedkin movie, is just utter garbage with no redeeming merits whatever. |
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Gladiator 2. Apart from a couple of action scenes, it was very bad. |
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"I can't even bring myself to watch A Serbian Film out of morbid curiosity. I like dark and challenging stuff, but everything I've read about it just seems like gratuitous violence for the sake of shock and little more. "
It's a tough watch, if you get the uncut version, but it's not that bad a film, acting is decent for exploitation, script is above average but there are a few scenes that make you wonder how they got people to say, do and make sfx for. The end makes The Mist look like Playschool though, it's super harsh. |
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"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back"
Not seen cats eyes. But Duel is a unusual choice, like a lot of other have said I loved it.
There's lots of crap movies on tv you stop watching after 20-30 mins, but out of more acclaimed ones Inception was one I thought was just one confusing movie that I dare not watch again to try and understand it. |
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Battlefield Earth, omg it was awful bunch of Scientology nonsense.
Glitter.
Mamma Mia,I wanted to cut my head off with a blunt saw after 15mins our friends raved about how amazing it was.
FUCK OFF ITS UTTER SHITTE. |
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Red One was shit, even the Rock couldn't save it |
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Recently rewatched predator 2.
Shit it was bad Danny Glover has to be one of the worst actors of all time. |
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"Recently rewatched predator 2.
Shit it was bad Danny Glover has to be one of the worst actors of all time."
He just got too old for that shit |
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Kinsey is up there cos it dragged like a worms tit
One that got rave reviews and just succeeded in baffling me is "everything, everywhere, all at once"
I just didn't get it
So that can have a notable mention too |
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"Recently rewatched predator 2.
Shit it was bad Danny Glover has to be one of the worst actors of all time.
He just got too old for that shit "
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A Quiet Place - Day One
Someone recommended it to me, they must have been taking the piss. Dull as dull can be. |
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"A Quiet Place - Day One
Someone recommended it to me, they must have been taking the piss. Dull as dull can be."
I actually quite liked it but do understand where you’re coming from too |
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"Recently rewatched predator 2.
Shit it was bad Danny Glover has to be one of the worst actors of all time."
I love the original Predator but god, Predator 2 is bad. |
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"A Quiet Place - Day One
Someone recommended it to me, they must have been taking the piss. Dull as dull can be.
I actually quite liked it but do understand where you’re coming from too"
I also found in incredibly boring and a bit pointless. And I really like the first two films 😂 it just felt unnecessary. |
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"A Quiet Place - Day One
Someone recommended it to me, they must have been taking the piss. Dull as dull can be.
I actually quite liked it but do understand where you’re coming from too
I also found in incredibly boring and a bit pointless. And I really like the first two films 😂 it just felt unnecessary. "
I am a fan of Lupita Nyong'o so my viewing was probably biased  |
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I watched the banshees of inischerin recently and felt quite perplexed afterwards |
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50 Shades. It eas so poor we walked out. |
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Black panther 1&2
Just crappy crap for craps sake. |
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"A Serbian Film. Watched it out of morbid curiosity and just felt like shock for the sake of it."
I really want to watch this but think I will see things I don't want to see and have the police at my door for something. |
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By *eckard25Man 4 weeks ago
North West Durham |
"A Serbian Film. Watched it out of morbid curiosity and just felt like shock for the sake of it."
Read an article in a film magazine about it when it was made. I normally like a bit of shock and gore in films I but chose to give this one a miss. |
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"The Postman
Over 3 hours of your life that you will never get back."
I have PTSD-style flashbacks of that film. I've actively avoided Kevin Costner since then (except for Hidden Figures, of course). |
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Wonka. Roald Dahl would be spinning in his grave if he saw that insult to his great original story. |
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By *icentiousCouple 4 weeks ago
Up on them there hills |
Biggles flys undone. Wasn’t about 1st world war pilots at all. |
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By *ungandMan 4 weeks ago
daveyhulme |
Battlefield Earth
They should have paid the audience to watch it |
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Las Vegas Bloodbath(1989)
It’s literally a bunch of people in a living room being filmed with a camcorder. And occasionally a Slasher Killer shows up 🤷🏽♂️ |
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"Moulin Rouge, truly aweful."
Definitely Top 5 shite absolutely |
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By *ltrMan 4 weeks ago
sheffield |
Marching power
Danny dyer
There's a real waste of my sky vue tickets  |
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The English patient, most boring drivel ever to grace a screen |
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Gravity is pretty high up there... Pardon the pun 🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *zeroMan 4 weeks ago
Glasgow |
Green Street. Utter shite |
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Titanic, biggest waste of time |
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Recently Mickey 17. I really didn’t want to see the end. It took every fibre of my body not to walk out.
What. A. Load. Of. Shite. |
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By *lynJMan 4 weeks ago
Morden |
Highlander.
Just don't get the hype around it. Such bad acting all round. No coherence in the story and dreadful "special effects". |
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By *FGIHMan 4 weeks ago
Chesterfield |
Death Becomes Her was shockingly bad |
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"Titanic, biggest waste of time "
Finally, it's such a bs film - nothing makes sense - especially the heroine's actions. Even ignoring the whole they both could have survived bit, why is she still talking about a man she shagged on a boat after 84 years with children and grandchildren in her life. |
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"Titanic, biggest waste of time
Finally, it's such a bs film - nothing makes sense - especially the heroine's actions. Even ignoring the whole they both could have survived bit, why is she still talking about a man she shagged on a boat after 84 years with children and grandchildren in her life."
👏🏽 🤣 I absolutely agree |
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Time to be controversial and say taxi driver |
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Too many to mention, off to see minecraft later and I reckon that will be up there! |
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Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters was fairly dire |
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It's interesting how some films can be critically praised by pretty much everyone (Get Out, Gravity, The Shining), and yet if you browse forums long enough, you'll stumble upon someone saying they were the worst pieces of shit they've ever sat through
I'm not dissing those people though, in my own case I'd nominate The Revenant (won Leo an oscar) and the Lord of The Rings films (won countless oscars), as I personally found them boring as fuck. Oh also Wonder Woman 84 was terrible, especially after the first was pretty decent |
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By *emajvMan 4 weeks ago
Derby/Nottingham |
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AI went to see it in the cinema in the early years of dating my husband. Absolutely hated it. Long winded and boring. |
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"Too many to mention, off to see minecraft later and I reckon that will be up there! "
Saw that yesterday. Its not that bad. Kids have made me sit through worse movies woth them. Lol |
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By *emajvMan 4 weeks ago
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"Duel.. and cats eye.
A collective 4 hours of my life I'll never get back
Two of my fav films!! 😱😆
Both are excellent "
Cats eye is a great movie |
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"Any Disney sequel "
Ahem! Toy Story 2!? |
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All of the Rise of the Footsoldier sequels, flogging a dead horse to make more money should of just left it at the first one. |
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"The English patient, most boring drivel ever to grace a screen "
Agreed. It was tedious.
I also hated The Blair Witch Project. Utterly dull and pointless |
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"The English patient, most boring drivel ever to grace a screen
Agreed. It was tedious.
I also hated The Blair Witch Project. Utterly dull and pointless "
I thought exactly the same about The Blair Witch Project! Everyone loved it and I assumed I was missing something as I thought it was a waste of time xx 😄 |
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"The English patient, most boring drivel ever to grace a screen
Agreed. It was tedious.
I also hated The Blair Witch Project. Utterly dull and pointless
I thought exactly the same about The Blair Witch Project! Everyone loved it and I assumed I was missing something as I thought it was a waste of time xx 😄"
I thought the ending lacked something. I was hoping for that explosive ending but felt a bit disappointed 😞 |
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"The English patient, most boring drivel ever to grace a screen
Agreed. It was tedious.
I also hated The Blair Witch Project. Utterly dull and pointless
I thought exactly the same about The Blair Witch Project! Everyone loved it and I assumed I was missing something as I thought it was a waste of time xx 😄
I thought the ending lacked something. I was hoping for that explosive ending but felt a bit disappointed 😞 "
A 'bit' disappointed. Fuck my life I vowed never to watch a POV movie again after that. Utter dog shit. |
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"The English patient, most boring drivel ever to grace a screen
Agreed. It was tedious.
I also hated The Blair Witch Project. Utterly dull and pointless
I thought exactly the same about The Blair Witch Project! Everyone loved it and I assumed I was missing something as I thought it was a waste of time xx 😄
I thought the ending lacked something. I was hoping for that explosive ending but felt a bit disappointed 😞
A 'bit' disappointed. Fuck my life I vowed never to watch a POV movie again after that. Utter dog shit."
I don’t even remember how it ended….. |
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"The English patient, most boring drivel ever to grace a screen
Agreed. It was tedious.
I also hated The Blair Witch Project. Utterly dull and pointless
I thought exactly the same about The Blair Witch Project! Everyone loved it and I assumed I was missing something as I thought it was a waste of time xx 😄
I thought the ending lacked something. I was hoping for that explosive ending but felt a bit disappointed 😞
A 'bit' disappointed. Fuck my life I vowed never to watch a POV movie again after that. Utter dog shit.
I don’t even remember how it ended….."
Nor me. I'm just spouting shit.
*So it must've been shit. |
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Watched Holland the other night with Nicole Kidman pure sh1t
Been a while since saw one as bad. |
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By *untogetherCouple 4 weeks ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
One Eyed Monster
Starring Ron Jeremy 😂
His cock comes off and starts killing people. 🤣
So bad it's almost good! |
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The Beekeeper was particularly shite ! |
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I agree with some absolute stinkers mentioned above, but one or two up there I class as favourites!! The beauty of an objective subject!
For me, there's many a film I've not enjoyed or was just shit, but there's two that actually made me angry I gave up time of my life to watch... The 90s remake of 'Rollerball' and 'Rock of Ages'. |
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"It's interesting how some films can be critically praised by pretty much everyone (Get Out, Gravity, The Shining), and yet if you browse forums long enough, you'll stumble upon someone saying they were the worst pieces of shit they've ever sat through
I'm not dissing those people though, in my own case I'd nominate The Revenant (won Leo an oscar) and the Lord of The Rings films (won countless oscars), as I personally found them boring as fuck. Oh also Wonder Woman 84 was terrible, especially after the first was pretty decent"
I went to a free preview of Revenant and still walked out after 30 mins, terrible movie, looks great but jeez it was dull |
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I'm shocked someone said Inception was one of their worst films! Incredible movie.
My worst few have to be:
Halloween Ends
Dumb and Dumber to
Alien vs Predator: Requiem
Star Wars: the rise of skywalker
Exorcist Believer
A thread of top 5 movies would be interesting.
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I'm shocked someone said Inception was one of their worst films! Incredible movie.
My worst few have to be:
Halloween Ends
Dumb and Dumber to
Alien vs Predator: Requiem
Star Wars: the rise of skywalker
Exorcist Believer
A thread of top 5 movies would be interesting.
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Agree with alien vs predator requiem, interesting premise...(and the 1st one was watchable.)
But requiem was absolute pants.. |
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Pulp fiction. Any harry Potter film. Amy lord of the rings. The rocky horror show. Any Tiny Tom Cruise film. |
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From Dusk till Dawn. People love it. I found it absolutely boring. I don't know what people saw in it.
And I'm a B movie watcher. So there are loads I could add. Anything from The Asylum for a start.
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"My last sex tape 😭"
Yeah I saw that.
Incredibly bad!!!
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By *azarMan 4 weeks ago
Strabane |
Batman v superman. The only movie I've walked out of the cinema from. Gave it an hour, couldn't take much more |
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Top Gun 2,one unbelievable, nonsensical scene after another. |
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Forrest Gump.
Like drowning in lukewarm treacle. |
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"Forrest Gump.
Like drowning in lukewarm treacle."
Wow. One of my favourite films with an incredible soundtrack. Shows you about horses for courses. |
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By *lynJMan 4 weeks ago
Morden |
All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too."
I can't watch them at all, I have tried a few times but they just send me to sleep. |
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"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too.
I can't watch them at all, I have tried a few times but they just send me to sleep."
No... What? Why? How? 😱 |
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"Forrest Gump.
Like drowning in lukewarm treacle."
I’ve never watched it all the way through, it is a bore |
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Dungens & dragons from the year 2000
Horrendous movie that I wish I had walked out of. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too.
I can't watch them at all, I have tried a few times but they just send me to sleep.
No... What? Why? How? 😱"
I know, I have tried, given up now just can't do it 😴 |
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"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too."
Bored of the Rings 🥱 |
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Prizzi's Honor: With Jack Nicholson, Kathleen Turner,
A total load of rubbish. |
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"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too.
I can't watch them at all, I have tried a few times but they just send me to sleep.
No... What? Why? How? 😱
I know, I have tried, given up now just can't do it 😴"
Okay, I don't know why I'm promoting them, but they're masterpieces, so a couple of things that could help.
Have you tried watching them with someone who's a fan? Maybe some of the enthusiasm will rub off on you.
Also, it's not just because of your profile (forum posts also), but I think of "mad about Mads" as your tagline. Does that attraction not extend to other Danish origin actors? What if you knew that Viggo actually broke his toes in the scene where Aragorn kicks a helmet, so his cry was real? |
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King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
A Guy Ritchie film. Need I say more. |
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A film festival review raved about a film called Rubber.... It was about a murderous tyre haha |
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Basically every film I’ve watched since Cocaine Bear….
Nothing gets close to it… |
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Mamma Mia. A cataclysmic piece of barf-inducing shit. |
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Tennet.
I don't think I made the ending because it cured my insomnia.
You can chuck Mamma Mia in the bin too.
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
We watched it in the cinema and both fell asleep. Gave it a second try and both fell asleep again! |
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"Whichever star wars film it was that I'd bullshitted my way into watching. "
This is the way. |
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"A Serbian Film
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Absolutely the worst film ever. I wish my eyes hadn't seen it. |
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Killed Bees, even Michael Caine said it was awful and he starred in it |
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Just watch the The Crow (2024) reboot I now know why it came to streaming so quick it was awful just never got going. Was a shame as it looked like they tried hard and the original was really good!
The last batman film 'the Batman's people raved about it, in our view it was 2hrs of my life we will never get back! |
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"Independence Day 2. What a crock of shit "
Could not agree more…..
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Queen of the damned. Utter shite |
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Full English breakfast. Absolutely shit. Has to be the worst |
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By *ucka39Man 4 weeks ago
Newcastle |
Dead man's shoes cheap budget |
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"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too."
Tell me, friend... when did Glyn the wise abandon reason for madness? |
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Too many too mention, but ordinary people from 1980, went with brother on a wet night, mind numbingly boring.
In my teens I saw the godfather with a girl from work that was a fave film, another film I found boring was best little whorehouse in Texas, with dolly parton and Burt Reynolds, really awful
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Anything with Jason "Wooden top" Statham in. |
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Noah - Russell Crowe . Had to agree to give entrance fee to 3 people I took with me even though I paid ! |
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"Dead man's shoes cheap budget "
Oooh, that’s got to be in my top 5 faves |
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"Dead man's shoes cheap budget
Oooh, that’s got to be in my top 5 faves"
Yes i loved that if it’s Paddy Considine one |
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"Dead man's shoes cheap budget "
Love dead man's shoes. One of my faves |
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"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too.
I can't watch them at all, I have tried a few times but they just send me to sleep."
Seriously??? The Lord of the Rings puts you to sleep? I can't believe my ears. This is blasphemy |
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Lord of the rings
Marvel films
Harry Potter
Star wars
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
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"All the "Lord of the Rings" films. So bad I won't watch The Hobbit because that will be crap too.
I can't watch them at all, I have tried a few times but they just send me to sleep.
No... What? Why? How? 😱
I know, I have tried, given up now just can't do it 😴
Okay, I don't know why I'm promoting them, but they're masterpieces, so a couple of things that could help.
Have you tried watching them with someone who's a fan? Maybe some of the enthusiasm will rub off on you.
Also, it's not just because of your profile (forum posts also), but I think of "mad about Mads" as your tagline. Does that attraction not extend to other Danish origin actors? What if you knew that Viggo actually broke his toes in the scene where Aragorn kicks a helmet, so his cry was real?"
Yes. It didn't, still fell asleep.
And I hope Viggo's tootsies are feeling better, but my knowledge of Danish actors begins and ends with Mads Mikkelsen, he wasn't in it so that wouldn't help me watch it all the way through |
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Be Cool with John Travolta - my skin was crawling with how inept it was and just eugh. But I was in a foreign country and my lift home was there with friends.
And Pacific Rim - Idris Elba and Charlie Hunnam take wooden acting to new levels there. |
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By *riel13Woman 3 weeks ago
Northampton |
Cujo... Despite being one of my favourite books the film was bloody awful! |
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The incredible-Hulk with Edward norton.
Barbie
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Wicked
Three entire waste of time movies |
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Taxi Driver.
I think I managed about 5mins.
Absolutely rubbish.
Also, Godfather...
All of that era/genre were over blown, industry-led, self-indulgent nonsense. |
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Bit disappointed with all the films angels demons the Da Vinci code and inferno all the books were better
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None of you will ever see a worse film than The Roller Blade Seven. I guarantee it.
But if we're talking big blockbuster type films that were terrible, then Godzilla (the 1998 one with Matthew Broderick), was fucking dreadful. |
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"Wonka. Roald Dahl would be spinning in his grave if he saw that insult to his great original story. "
We all really enjoyed wonka. |
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Pacific Rim.
Star Wars - Episodes 7 & 8 (I didn't bother with 9).
Grease. I really think it is overrated. |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cujo... Despite being one of my favourite books the film was bloody awful! "
They are doing a remake of that, hopefully it won't be as bad as The Pet Sematary remake. |
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Blood diamond. It ends...then it goes for ABIT longer...and a bit longer...and a bit longer.....then ends...and a bit longer |
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Jack Reacher (Tom 4ft Cruise) fell asleep so many times its unbelievable |
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oh theres so many gladiator 2 is up there |
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"The Postman
Over 3 hours of your life that you will never get back.
I have PTSD-style flashbacks of that film. I've actively avoided Kevin Costner since then (except for Hidden Figures, of course)."
I recently stumbled across a movie of his on Amazon called Mr Brooks. Had never heard of it, turned out a decent movie. He plays a serial killer. |
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By *riel13Woman 3 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Cujo... Despite being one of my favourite books the film was bloody awful!
They are doing a remake of that, hopefully it won't be as bad as The Pet Sematary remake."
Oh god!  |
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The Florida Project.
It was so bad that my heart monitor said I’d been asleep for two hours. I wish!!! |
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