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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️

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By *EAT..85Woman 5 weeks ago

Nottingham

😂😂

I love the circus, but not the one you are referring too!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 5 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Seems valid.

When I work with clients I get to decide if I think they're too much of a jackass and can walk out rather than contract to work with someone I don't want to do work for 💜

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By *upersonic SamMan 5 weeks ago

wigan

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 5 weeks ago

Central

I did it once and the rep was fairly offensive, so I got him to leave and dealt with the office. I assume that it's potentially very highly profitable and I dislike their whole approach too.

What should we pay for a door?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"😂😂

I love the circus, but not the one you are referring too! "

Wierdo

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By *icolerobbieCouple 5 weeks ago

walsall


"You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️"

I’ve always thanked them for their quote and told them I’ll let them know if they’re successful.

I see that nonsense as an attempt to rip me off.

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"My car insurance dropped 60% this year for zero reason. I also don't bother with broadband, I got a 5g router instead for £12 a month, saves me a lot of messing about with renewals "

Yeah, I have been with three on a 5G router for a couple of years now, initially dropped from £40 a month with Virgin to £10 a month with three, but it’s gradually gone up over the two years it’s now £23. I’m wondering if the next logical move is to drop a broadband altogether and just use data off your phone, I know a couple of people doing this already. If you can cast from your phone to your TV, it uses even less data.

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By *upersonic SamMan 5 weeks ago

wigan


"You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️"

About a decade ago Everest put us through a 2 hour hard sell and quoted 36k to replace doors and windows. It was a 2 bed terrace work 80k. We ended up getting the lot done for about 4k with a local company

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By *a LunaWoman 5 weeks ago

Wherever the wind takes me


"You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️

About a decade ago Everest put us through a 2 hour hard sell and quoted 36k to replace doors and windows. It was a 2 bed terrace work 80k. We ended up getting the lot done for about 4k with a local company "

Bloody hell

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️

I’ve always thanked them for their quote and told them I’ll let them know if they’re successful.

I see that nonsense as an attempt to rip me off. "

It’s just us annoying you know when that’s gonna happen when they start asking if you are married and will the other person be at home you know they’re gonna bring the circus. Then they have a bag with all little things in and start telling you that every other company is rubbish apart from them. I had one once who refused to leave saying his manager would not allow him to leave. He has to call his manager first and then his manager tried to sell me over the phone.

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By *eyond PurityCouple 5 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

If I was a salesman and thought the person who was wanting to buy was a clown before we even started then I’d walk out too.

Know your worth and know when someone’s wasting your time.

C works on quotes for clients and I see how disheartening it is when they then use that quote to see if they can get money knocked off elsewhere.

K

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️

About a decade ago Everest put us through a 2 hour hard sell and quoted 36k to replace doors and windows. It was a 2 bed terrace work 80k. We ended up getting the lot done for about 4k with a local company "

That’s insane. The units are only 3 to 500 each and shouldn’t take more than an hour each to fit, I know someone who will fit the back door for me for £50 and they sell them in Wicks and B&Q for 400 but I need a special size and I need the fensa certificate for when I sell, so I’m reluctantly using those types of companies

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"If I was a salesman and thought the person who was wanting to buy was a clown before we even started then I’d walk out too.

Know your worth and know when someone’s wasting your time.

C works on quotes for clients and I see how disheartening it is when they then use that quote to see if they can get money knocked off elsewhere.

K"

Then they should not offer to come out and quote, they should take your sizes over the telephone and give you a rough quotation, it’s their choice, their business model relies on stealing from vulnerable and old people

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By *heLeadbettersCouple 5 weeks ago

Reading


"You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️"

I've played that game.

Your conservatory will cost £36,000, would you like me to start the paperwork?

We have other companies to quote for us, we're not going to make a decision tonight.

Well, if you pay a 10% deposit tonight we can give you a 50% discount.

Pardon, you can do what??????

That's right, we could build your conservatory for £18,000 with a £3,600 deposit tonight.

Thanks, but we still won't be making a decision tonight.

Let me call my area manager, he can offer additional discounts.

*makes call

Great news, my area manager said if you start the paperwork tonight we can build your conservatory for £12,000.

In that case we definitely won't be placing an order with you.

Why not, we're offering you a £24,000 discount??????

Well........ the cost of the conservatory is obviously £12,000. You just tried to con us out of £24,000

No no no, we offer discounts based on our order book, the more we sell the better buying power we have.

Nope. You can't build a £36,000 conservatory for £12,000.

Get out. Now. And never call us again.

J

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"You know when your broadband or insurance goes out of contract, you have to play the circus of getting quotes and pretending to leave them just to get decent price back.

But the circus I hate the most is the double glazing circus. I know exactly what the units cost and I know what’s involved fit them, about an hour per unit. So why do we have to have the circus where they give you a silly price which keeps halving as you kick them out your house ?

Today I refused to make him a cup of tea even I thought it was a cheeky asking tbh not like he’s done any work, I just wanna know how much for a new back door…. I told him he’d probably need something stronger if he attempts to bring a circus into my house today, and the fucker just walked out refusing to quote

🤷‍♂️

I've played that game.

Your conservatory will cost £36,000, would you like me to start the paperwork?

We have other companies to quote for us, we're not going to make a decision tonight.

Well, if you pay a 10% deposit tonight we can give you a 50% discount.

Pardon, you can do what??????

That's right, we could build your conservatory for £18,000 with a £3,600 deposit tonight.

Thanks, but we still won't be making a decision tonight.

Let me call my area manager, he can offer additional discounts.

*makes call

Great news, my area manager said if you start the paperwork tonight we can build your conservatory for £12,000.

In that case we definitely won't be placing an order with you.

Why not, we're offering you a £24,000 discount??????

Well........ the cost of the conservatory is obviously £12,000. You just tried to con us out of £24,000

No no no, we offer discounts based on our order book, the more we sell the better buying power we have.

Nope. You can't build a £36,000 conservatory for £12,000.

Get out. Now. And never call us again.

J"

I used to feel a little bit sorry for him. They’re clearly working in a high-pressure sales environment but that’s not our problem, they they choose to work for idiots that allow even encourage that kind of behaviour

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 5 weeks ago

Brum

I don’t do it.

If they wanted my custom they should’ve given their best renewal price to start with, I won’t even answer their calls and mail once I’ve found a cheaper solution.

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By *ickshawedCouple 5 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

We had that once with a window company. We had one window with air bubbles in it that we knew needed replacing. A salesman happened to knock and my husband said yes to a quote. We didn't know then the whole "we will only come and quote if both of you are in" schtick. About 2 hours of a hard sell later and calls to his manager to reduce the price and he was still obviously upset when we said no. I think he wanted about £2000 to change the whole set of windows as he said it wasn't possible to change just one pane of glass. A few weeks later I got a company in who replaced the one pane for about £100.

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By *akedMMan 5 weeks ago

Witney

Many years ago, went for a job interview for a well known window company. Was told how it worked. Said no thanks I couldn’t do what they wanted to people

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"I don’t do it.

If they wanted my custom they should’ve given their best renewal price to start with, I won’t even answer their calls and mail once I’ve found a cheaper solution.

"

I get you but it’s kind of how it works now. It’s like a reverse auction, to get the best deal you have to get a few different prices. They know customer acquisition is the most expensive part, so they are prepared to lose money on the sale to keep or acquire a customer, but only if you do the work and give them no other option

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man 5 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

So the guys who walked out refusing to quote me his manager has just called saying he would like to come back. I told him it’s too late. I’ve ordered them someone else he asked how much and I said 20 , I ended up buying some more windows because he told me they were faulty. He was distraught I could hear him practically having a breakdown, so then I said not really mate. I’m buying it from Wicks and my mate is fitting it for me for 50 quid.

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By *eoBloomsMan 5 weeks ago

Springfield

I glad you saw through them OP.

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By *hristopherd999Man 5 weeks ago

Brentwood


"If I was a salesman and thought the person who was wanting to buy was a clown before we even started then I’d walk out too.

Know your worth and know when someone’s wasting your time.

C works on quotes for clients and I see how disheartening it is when they then use that quote to see if they can get money knocked off elsewhere.

K

Then they should not offer to come out and quote, they should take your sizes over the telephone and give you a rough quotation, it’s their choice, their business model relies on stealing from vulnerable and old people"

It's not only old and vulnerable people that need double glazing, and your talkingabout the cowboy firms not the genuine

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By *ansoffateMan 5 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

😂 Circus.

I do feel you on this one. I have this in-built early warning system, where I start hearing the Magic Roundabout Theme tune. Which is good because I loved that show and it soothes me from saying something caustic like: Have I got Mug written on my Fod?

I can play along and I can get results but it's soul crushing. Imagine if human ingenuity went into something creative rather than trying to squeeze extra profit margin by talking bollocks! How many people are employed in that endeavour now?

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