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"Good job there free is all I can say "
I considered charging you horny mob,
But don't have the talent to quit my day job,
He's a fiery Scot and quick with the sarcasm,
Got a point though, my prose won't bring an orgasm. |
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By *eliWoman 5 weeks ago
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"Free poems are always good,
But beware the pitfalls of being sly,
You'll get attention as you rightly should,
Just don't get rumbled if you use AI."
Can you write me a haiku?
You're fairly good with words.
Thank you. |
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"Free poems are always good,
But beware the pitfalls of being sly,
You'll get attention as you rightly should,
Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.
Can you write me a haiku?
You're fairly good with words.
Thank you."
Me? Write a haiku?
I don't know how to do this.
Can you please teach me? |
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When is a poem not a poem ?
I'm not feeling blue or down. I,m chipper and sitting in the sun that beams through my bedroom window and drinking tea and doing word puzzles.
Can I have a poem that scans please. Thanks
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"Yes plz x"
Wetwife dressed up for Xmas and was under the tree,
I'd believe in Father Christmas if that's what he brought me,
Better than a PS5 or XBox, you get the gist,
I'm already adding you to my list! |
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"Good job there free is all I can say
I considered charging you horny mob,
But don't have the talent to quit my day job,
He's a fiery Scot and quick with the sarcasm,
Got a point though, my prose won't bring an orgasm."
I’m not fiery or Scottish tho |
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By *eliWoman 5 weeks ago
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"Free poems are always good,
But beware the pitfalls of being sly,
You'll get attention as you rightly should,
Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.
Can you write me a haiku?
You're fairly good with words.
Thank you.
Me? Write a haiku?
I don't know how to do this.
Can you please teach me?"
Start with the basics.
Think there's some kind of pattern
Maybe x, y, x. |
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"Free poems are always good,
But beware the pitfalls of being sly,
You'll get attention as you rightly should,
Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.
Can you write me a haiku?
You're fairly good with words.
Thank you.
Me? Write a haiku?
I don't know how to do this.
Can you please teach me?
Start with the basics.
Think there's some kind of pattern
Maybe x, y, x."
I'm a basic man
I don't understand these things
You should all send nudes |
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"When is a poem not a poem ?
I'm not feeling blue or down. I,m chipper and sitting in the sun that beams through my bedroom window and drinking tea and doing word puzzles.
Can I have a poem that scans please. Thanks
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Chipper in the morning whilst enjoying the sun,
That's the best way, taking care of number one,
She's drinking her tea is Granny Crumpet,
This is the best I can do so you'll have to like it or lump it. |
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"When is a poem not a poem ?
I'm not feeling blue or down. I,m chipper and sitting in the sun that beams through my bedroom window and drinking tea and doing word puzzles.
Can I have a poem that scans please. Thanks
Chipper in the morning whilst enjoying the sun,
That's the best way, taking care of number one,
She's drinking her tea is Granny Crumpet,
This is the best I can do so you'll have to like it or lump it."
I don't have to like it but I do.
Thank you , internet person. |
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By *eliWoman 5 weeks ago
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"Free poems are always good,
But beware the pitfalls of being sly,
You'll get attention as you rightly should,
Just don't get rumbled if you use AI.
Can you write me a haiku?
You're fairly good with words.
Thank you.
Me? Write a haiku?
I don't know how to do this.
Can you please teach me?
Start with the basics.
Think there's some kind of pattern
Maybe x, y, x.
I'm a basic man
I don't understand these things
You should all send nudes"
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"Free poems are always good,
But beware the pitfalls of being sly,
You'll get attention as you rightly should,
Just don't get rumbled if you use AI."
There's no use of that dangerous AI,
I think old Elon's got bigger fish to fry,
Although it would save me effort and time,
Trying to think of words that bloody rhyme! |
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"Fantastic Granny Crumpet,
Your vocabulary and ability puts me to shame,
I'll either have to wind this up,
Or majorly up my game."
Not at all. I am enjoying your rhymes Chris. Offered and accepted in earnest fun, brightening the forum for all. Keep doing it. |
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"Why not? Sounds like fun!
I hope the other hand is on the wheel,
If the police stop you try and do a deal,
And be careful when changing gear,
One wrong movement and you'll need a hospital near!"
Well done!  |
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