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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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Say you're in and send someone you fancy some sweet Easter smut. (Talk dirty to them, basically).
If you're feeling a bit shy send them some sexy song lyrics or perhaps a photo. Whichever gets you a shag!
Have fun, respect filters. Keep wangs and flaps to yourself, if you don't know your audience. Bla bla bla.  |
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"There's simply not enough oestrogen permeating around this thread. ♀️
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In the interests of equality I’m just sending smut to the guys.
Buckle up Nero, you’re next"
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What on earth do you mean "next"?? I should have been your vanguard! 😘 |
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By *ddie1966Man 4 weeks ago
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"There's simply not enough oestrogen permeating around this thread. ♀️
In the interests of equality I’m just sending smut to the guys.
Buckle up Nero, you’re next"
In the interest of reputation, I'm only smuttering up the ladies..... I'll leave it up to the ladies to cajole Nero into a response. |
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"There's simply not enough oestrogen permeating around this thread. ♀️
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I think you'll find there is plenty floating around 😉 "
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I'm referring to the natural variety that seductively oozes through the pores of every wanton woman, and not the faux bottle variety. 🙂 |
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I had to look it up just to be clear what we're doing! Like, I knew what Smut was, but did I know the actual 'definition', admittedly, no!!
SMUT; noun
1) a small dark smudge or stain, esp one caused by soot
2) a speck of soot or dirt
3) something obscene or indecent
4) any of various fungal diseases of flowering plants, esp cereals, in which black sooty masses of spores cover the affected parts
any parasitic basidiomycetous fungus of the order Ustilaginales that causes such a disease
5) angling; a minute midge or other insect relished by trout
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So just to be clear, we're going with #3 right?
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"I had to look it up just to be clear what we're doing! Like, I knew what Smut was, but did I know the actual 'definition', admittedly, no!!
SMUT; noun
1) a small dark smudge or stain, esp one caused by soot
2) a speck of soot or dirt
3) something obscene or indecent
4) any of various fungal diseases of flowering plants, esp cereals, in which black sooty masses of spores cover the affected parts
any parasitic basidiomycetous fungus of the order Ustilaginales that causes such a disease
5) angling; a minute midge or other insect relished by trout
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So just to be clear, we're going with #3 right?
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You forgot: 6) Jan Christian Smuts, famous South African statesman from yesteryear. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I had to look it up just to be clear what we're doing! Like, I knew what Smut was, but did I know the actual 'definition', admittedly, no!!
SMUT; noun
1) a small dark smudge or stain, esp one caused by soot
2) a speck of soot or dirt
3) something obscene or indecent
4) any of various fungal diseases of flowering plants, esp cereals, in which black sooty masses of spores cover the affected parts
any parasitic basidiomycetous fungus of the order Ustilaginales that causes such a disease
5) angling; a minute midge or other insect relished by trout
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So just to be clear, we're going with #3 right?
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You forgot: 6) Jan Christian Smuts, famous South African statesman from yesteryear. "
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"I had to look it up just to be clear what we're doing! Like, I knew what Smut was, but did I know the actual 'definition', admittedly, no!!
SMUT; noun
1) a small dark smudge or stain, esp one caused by soot
2) a speck of soot or dirt
3) something obscene or indecent
4) any of various fungal diseases of flowering plants, esp cereals, in which black sooty masses of spores cover the affected parts
any parasitic basidiomycetous fungus of the order Ustilaginales that causes such a disease
5) angling; a minute midge or other insect relished by trout
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So just to be clear, we're going with #3 right?
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I'm also happy to send my minute midge to anyone who fancies it ? |
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