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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"You want a spanking don’t you. Admit it.
If you have an anvil and hammer, I reckon you could spank my socks for another days wearing. 
Wait… they’re not …wank socks…are they? "
I said pair of socks. I never use my 2nd penis for wanking. I keep it untouched as a backup for those insatiable types. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I'm wearing thermal leggings with matching long sleeved top... I actually look like I'm about to go rob some high end jewels 😁 "
Thermal? It's not that cold tonight is it?  |
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"You want a spanking don’t you. Admit it.
If you have an anvil and hammer, I reckon you could spank my socks for another days wearing.
Wait… they’re not …wank socks…are they?
I said pair of socks. I never use my 2nd penis for wanking. I keep it untouched as a backup for those insatiable types. "
Maybe you’re very flexible? Or aim well? But good this important question was clarified. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"My bum is itchy.
Do what needs to be done. Then go and wash your hands and fingers!
Needs a cock with one of those ribbed condoms. Do it proper. "
Or a wank sock it will be more scartchy, really get rid of that itch. |
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"My bum is itchy.
Do what needs to be done. Then go and wash your hands and fingers!
Needs a cock with one of those ribbed condoms. Do it proper.
Or a wank sock it will be more scartchy, really get rid of that itch."
If f he can do that without taking the sock off I’m officially impressed. Officially. |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
west midlands |
"My bum is itchy.
Do what needs to be done. Then go and wash your hands and fingers!
Needs a cock with one of those ribbed condoms. Do it proper.
Or a wank sock it will be more scartchy, really get rid of that itch.
If f he can do that without taking the sock off I’m officially impressed. Officially. "
I hadn't even thought of the sock off! And what on earth is scartchy?? Should not have had the easter Vodka! |
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By *avie65Man 4 weeks ago
In the west. |
"My bum is itchy.
Do what needs to be done. Then go and wash your hands and fingers!
Needs a cock with one of those ribbed condoms. Do it proper.
Or a wank sock it will be more scartchy, really get rid of that itch."
I’d rather use a rasp. 😬 |
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By *andTWoman 4 weeks ago
Altrincham |
"I'm wearing thermal leggings with matching long sleeved top... I actually look like I'm about to go rob some high end jewels 😁
Thermal? It's not that cold tonight is it? "
I'm always cold 😢 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed  over what ? What ya gonna look at while enjoying yourself? 😉 x"
Probably the background of your profile picture. |
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By *.B.D.DMan 4 weeks ago
Northants |
"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed over what ? What ya gonna look at while enjoying yourself? 😉 x
Bob Ross videos
First he strokes the canvas then he strokes his penis
Stop it 🥵🫠"
Maybe tomorrow try Neil Buchanan?
This is an Art Attack 👨🏼🎨
This is an Art Attack 🖼️
This is Art Attack 😵💫✊🏼💦 |
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By *.B.D.DMan 4 weeks ago
Northants |
"I'm wearing thermal leggings with matching long sleeved top... I actually look like I'm about to go rob some high end jewels 😁
Thermal? It's not that cold tonight is it?
I'm always cold 😢 "
You one of those with ice cold feet when you you're in bed? 😯 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I’ve got my wife’s knickers on
Are they lacy and what colour? ....
They’re cream, with a tiny lace detail"
Can you post them to me when you've finished? |
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"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed over what ? What ya gonna look at while enjoying yourself? 😉 x
Bob Ross videos
First he strokes the canvas then he strokes his penis
Stop it 🥵🫠"
If someone wanks while they’re painting will they sound like Rolf Harris? |
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"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed over what ? What ya gonna look at while enjoying yourself? 😉 x
Bob Ross videos
First he strokes the canvas then he strokes his penis
Stop it 🥵🫠
If someone wanks while they’re painting will they sound like Rolf Harris? "
He loved to play with his didgeridoo |
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"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed over what ? What ya gonna look at while enjoying yourself? 😉 x
Bob Ross videos
First he strokes the canvas then he strokes his penis
Stop it 🥵🫠
Maybe tomorrow try Neil Buchanan?
This is an Art Attack 👨🏼🎨
This is an Art Attack 🖼️
This is Art Attack 😵💫✊🏼💦"
That's for when I'm feeling indulgent and wanna go for a big mega wank |
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"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed over what ? What ya gonna look at while enjoying yourself? 😉 x
Bob Ross videos
First he strokes the canvas then he strokes his penis
Stop it 🥵🫠
If someone wanks while they’re painting will they sound like Rolf Harris? "
Only if they yell "can you guess what it is yet?!" as they cum allover the canvas |
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By *.B.D.DMan 4 weeks ago
Northants |
"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed over what ? What ya gonna look at while enjoying yourself? 😉 x
Bob Ross videos
First he strokes the canvas then he strokes his penis
Stop it 🥵🫠
If someone wanks while they’re painting will they sound like Rolf Harris?
Only if they yell "can you guess what it is yet?!" as they cum allover the canvas "
Plus they need to be making that sheet metal noise too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I'm wearing thermal leggings with matching long sleeved top... I actually look like I'm about to go rob some high end jewels 😁
Thermal? It's not that cold tonight is it?
I'm always cold 😢 "
Let me just take these socks off and tuck them under your toes.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I’ve got my wife’s knickers on
Are they lacy and what colour? ....
They’re cream, with a tiny lace detail
Can you post them to me when you've finished?
Not before?"
I hate tight elastic. Be a pal and wear them in a bit first. |
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By (user no longer on site) 4 weeks ago
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"I'm four days in wearing the same pair of socks! What nawty confession do you dare to share? "
This is standard when im at work lol. I don't think mine would be appealing after being stuck In rigger boots for days |
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"I’ve got my wife’s knickers on
Are they lacy and what colour? ....
They’re cream, with a tiny lace detail
Can you post them to me when you've finished?
Not before?
I hate tight elastic. Be a pal and wear them in a bit first. "
I doubt they’d be tight on you my friend |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"You want a spanking don’t you. Admit it.
If you have an anvil and hammer, I reckon you could spank my socks for another days wearing.
Wait… they’re not …wank socks…are they?
I said pair of socks. I never use my 2nd penis for wanking. I keep it untouched as a backup for those insatiable types.
Maybe you’re very flexible? Or aim well? But good this important question was clarified. "
Indeed. Also in need of clarifying. Do you have four hands, as both my cocks are really big? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I'm four days in wearing the same pair of socks! What nawty confession do you dare to share?
This is standard when im at work lol. I don't think mine would be appealing after being stuck In rigger boots for days "
Utterly true yes.... you'd likely get away with it without the oil and sea salt whiff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed
Hurry up then, I'm about to set my account to hidden.
I'm trying! Give a girl a minute "
Hurry along.... I'm uploading a sky remote comparison photo as I type! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 4 weeks ago
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"I’ve got my wife’s knickers on
Are they lacy and what colour? ....
They’re cream, with a tiny lace detail
Can you post them to me when you've finished?
Not before?
I hate tight elastic. Be a pal and wear them in a bit first.
I doubt they’d be tight on you my friend "
It's okay. I'll put then on twice. |
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By *.B.D.DMan 4 weeks ago
Northants |
"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed
Hurry up then, I'm about to set my account to hidden.
I'm trying! Give a girl a minute
Hurry along.... I'm uploading a sky remote comparison photo as I type! "
No Banana for true scale? 😂 |
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"I’ve got my wife’s knickers on
Are they lacy and what colour? ....
They’re cream, with a tiny lace detail
Can you post them to me when you've finished?
Not before?
I hate tight elastic. Be a pal and wear them in a bit first.
I doubt they’d be tight on you my friend
It's okay. I'll put then on twice. "
You could probably twist them somehow… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 3 weeks ago
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"I'm gonna have a big wank when I get in bed
Hurry up then, I'm about to set my account to hidden.
I'm trying! Give a girl a minute
Hurry along.... I'm uploading a sky remote comparison photo as I type!
No Banana for true scale? 😂"
I had to eat the banana. There was a kitten stuck in a tree. Now remembering how snug this BananaMan costume is. |
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