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A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more |
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more"
Where the fuck do you get this shit? The 50's?
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more"
Are you really Swiss Tony? 😂 |
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more
Are you really Swiss Tony? 😂"
You know, being on fab is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman .....
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more
Are you really Swiss Tony? 😂
You know, being on fab is a lot like making love to a beautiful woman .....
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more
Are you really Swiss Tony? 😂"
😂😂😂😂😂😂 |
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more"
None
It all sounds like the bullshit men think women want to hear
I think most people, not just women, want to be valued on an individual basis
Likening them to various foodstuffs is just drivel |
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more"
Let’s deliberate, cogitate and digest |
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"A blonde is like a perfectly ripe banana — you peel her slowly, savoring every layer, until you reach the irresistible sweetness underneath.
A brunette is like chocolate — rich, mysterious, and with a taste that lingers long after the first bite.
A redhead is like a glass of bold red wine — she gets you dizzy from the first sip, ignites your senses, and leaves you craving more
Let’s deliberate, cogitate and digest"
Let's run it up the flag pole and see who salutes 🫡
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Ive seen a recipe for fried banana skin! I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m going to!
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I have just Googled it. Apparently it tastes just like bacon. It also said if you are allergic to latex you are also allergic to bananas. |
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"What food stuff are the grey haired ladies compared to? "
Grey haired ladies are like a tin with no label. Until you open them, you don't know whether you will be getting something sweet or savoury. |
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"A bald man is like an avocado, smooth and hairless on the outside, too tough or too soft inside, and with a hard heart."
But you can always go old school and slap that baldy, Benny Hill style. Speaking as one of course.
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"What food stuff are the grey haired ladies compared to?
Grey haired ladies are like a tin with no label. Until you open them, you don't know whether you will be getting something sweet or savoury."
Ouch.
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"Ah op, everyone knows blondes are easy, redheads are the crazy ones and brunettes are stuck up bitches.
I've never been sure, does brunette cover black hair too?"
I know brunettes are normally the hot as f ones  |
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This!
