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By *reative-mind OP   Man  over a year ago

Exeter

This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already).

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already). "

What is the criteria for a normal bloke ? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂

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By *rAndMrsLilCouple  over a year ago

Barnsley

We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

If only I had abs I'd be abnormal

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By *am101aMan  over a year ago

swad

I'll volunteer myself, pretty average, not a dickhead...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Out

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By *reative-mind OP   Man  over a year ago

Exeter


"This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already).

What is the criteria for a normal bloke ? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂"

Probably someone who doesn't start a thread for normal blokes 🤣

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds

Normal. Dull. Average nob. Old. Yep, I'm here, I'm a catch 🤓

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire


"This is a thread for normal blokes only!!!!!!

Dont reply if you are not a normal bloke or a admirer of normal blokes.

(I've actually just realised by doing this I'm not normal so I might be out already).

What is the criteria for a normal bloke ? Asking for a friend 😂😂😂

Probably someone who doesn't start a thread for normal blokes 🤣 "

So is this you declaring yourself not normal 😇😇

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Define normal?

I'm beyond Abnormal lol

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By *reative-mind OP   Man  over a year ago

Exeter


"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke "

They are very elusive, you need to hide in some bushes and then quietly try and catch one when they come out to play with their nuts.

A loud noise will startel them.

Actually now I think about it I might be getting normal blokes and squirrels mixed up again.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple  over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh


"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke

They are very elusive, you need to hide in some bushes and then quietly try and catch one when they come out to play with their nuts.

A loud noise will startel them.

Actually now I think about it I might be getting normal blokes and squirrels mixed up again. "

Clearly you're nuts 🤣🤣

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By *vaRoseWoman  over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Sorry I only like deviants

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By *zeroMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

We're just normal men. We're just, innocent men.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man  over a year ago

Exeter


"We're just normal men. We're just, innocent men."

Very innocent....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I identify as a normal bloke.

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By *ife NinjaMan  over a year ago

Dunfermline/Leeds


"I identify as a normal bloke."

With big boobs 🤭🤓

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There's loads of normal blokes on here it's the mad ones that pester people that ruin it for us 🤣

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan  over a year ago

Norwich

I am definitely normal.

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By *oxychicWoman  over a year ago

Nottinghamshire

In my next life I'm going to come back as a normal bloke 😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jes, define normal. I would hate to think that I'm just "normal". If everyone was normal life would be boring. That said I'm not like a sociopath or anything. 😏

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What if you look like a normal bloke but you have paperwork to prove you're not? 🤔

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By *he MinionMan  over a year ago

Surrey

Who'd want to be normal.

If anything, I aspire to be extraordinary 😁

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan  over a year ago

Glasgow

Are we not men? We are deviants!

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By *ivilised matureMan  over a year ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

Ain't normal blokes watching football at the moment?

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By *ou only live onceMan  over a year ago

London

I'm not normal. I'm very, very special. My Mama told me so.

😃

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By *vonne5exMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke "
I'm normal

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By *vonne5exMan  over a year ago

Doncaster


"Ain't normal blokes watching football at the moment? "
hull fc v Wigan

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By *cottish guy 555Man  over a year ago

London

I'm as weird as fuck.

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By *aron Van WinkleMan  over a year ago

In fair Verona.

Hi. This is my first time here. I’m a normal bloke.

Do I just sit here and wait for someone to drop their handkerchief for me to pick up?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair

I'm a normal bloke in an abnormal setting, surrounded by normal women making abnormal demands. 🙂

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By *ergus1622Man  over a year ago

Dundee

I would say I am normal however very kinky. Does that count?

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By *avie65Man  over a year ago

In the west.

I have 7 fingers on one hand, 6 on the other, four nipples and a 2 foot… eh eh 2 feet.

That makes me pretty normal for my area.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You’ve come to the wrong place if you want “normal” mate 😂😂

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By *reative-mind OP   Man  over a year ago

Exeter


"Ain't normal blokes watching football at the moment? hull fc v Wigan "

I heard Union is the normal blokes rugby

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By *reative-mind OP   Man  over a year ago

Exeter


"In my next life I'm going to come back as a normal bloke 😂😂😂"

And I'd be having some very confusing thoughts if you did 😂

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I identify as a normal bloke."

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan  over a year ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

I read an article ages ago that said the average British man is…

38yrs old

5”10

13stone

Has 2 A-levels

Likes pub food

Supports Man United

Socialises…in the pub

Has good manners, but a dry sense of humour

…I AM NONE OF THESE THINGS

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

SW1A1AA

No normal guys on here, they all talk shit. Not like us women

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By *asty tatsyMan  over a year ago

london

Normal

Is overrated

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By *AJMLKTV/TS  over a year ago

Burley

My name is Norman Bates, I'm just a normal guy.

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By *r.ZeusMan  over a year ago

Basgiath War College

I’m out. Normal is boring.

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Not sure if I'm a bloke, more of a fella.

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By *ewtfaceMan  over a year ago

Bracknell

No such thing as normal .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off. "

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

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By *artorialMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Paid up member of DMC

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜"

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours? "

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks

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By *enelope2UWoman  over a year ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Doesn't exist on fab but good luck hoping

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By *asterCaneMan  over a year ago

Gosport

I'm totally normal, doesn't everyone spank adult bottoms

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By *RcplSldnCouple  over a year ago

London

I'm the only normal person I've ever met. Everyone else is a right weirdo.

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By *reative-mind OP   Man  over a year ago

Exeter


"Doesn't exist on fab but good luck hoping "

It's the hope that kills you isn't it?

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By *ittlebirdWoman  over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m in 👋🏻

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By *tophickcockMan  over a year ago

Northam

Surely being on here, falls outside of the predetermined societal expectation of "normal heteronormativity"?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"We've been on this site for a few years now, we have yet to come across a normal bloke "

🤣🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan  over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I'm Normal 🤓

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"I’m in 👋🏻"

·

The OP meant "normal", Le Petite Oiseau, not "nominal".

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By *arriedLookingMan  over a year ago

Dumfries

What is normal?

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan  over a year ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I'm too deviant to be normal... 😉

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman  over a year ago

Niche

Are we using a bell curve?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we using a bell curve?"

A bell end, surely?

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By *ildTimes.Man  over a year ago

Wherever I May Roam

A thread for perverts you say...well hello 👋🥪

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman  over a year ago

SW1A1AA


"Are we using a bell curve?

A bell end, surely?"

What's fab coming to, you just said bell end and I just saw Nero type cock

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By *horskin!Man  over a year ago

your kink

I maybe normal, but depends in what context

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By *ovelyDayXXXWoman  over a year ago

Niche

Pretty sure we're all normal on someone's scale 🥰

Cast the first stone yadda yadda

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Are we using a bell curve?

A bell end, surely?What's fab coming to, you just said bell end and I just saw Nero type cock "

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"Are we using a bell curve?

A bell end, surely?What's fab coming to, you just said bell end and I just saw Nero type cock

"

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I've been called worse. 🙂

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s normal blokes on Fab? Who knew!

😘 just kidding guys

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By *rSuave88Man  over a year ago

Mirfield

The only normal people are the ones you dont know very well... basically everyones a weirdo!

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By *IXEN200Woman  over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

Who really wants a normal man, just a mixed of insane, sane, adventurous and maybe just a little bit of kink......

But I'm just one woman

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m normal my marbles are still intact 🤣

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By *igad999Man  over a year ago

wolverhampton

What’s normal

Well if polite respectful and not an arrogant d1ck head is normal yeah I’m normal 😂

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By *ronymanMan  over a year ago

town

Normal = Lying

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple  over a year ago

Anglesey


"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks"

This back and forth actually made me laugh 🤭 Why is the spooking and spooning playing out in my head 🤣

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By *oughmanMan  over a year ago

Sunderland

Can you define normal please. I'm having a bit of difficulty trying to figure out if I am or not.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

There’s no such thing as normal

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By *arkeymark1000Man  over a year ago

Northampton

Yep I’m as average as they come

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks

This back and forth actually made me laugh 🤭 Why is the spooking and spooning playing out in my head 🤣"

😂😂 I mean it's romantic, sort of....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Guess I shouldn't be here then

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By *bi HaiveMan  over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I identify as a normal bloke.

In that case, pack your shit and fuck off.

You love my cock nestled between your arse cheeks when we spook, don't even try deny it!! 😜

Spook ? It’s not fucking Halloween, what we doing hold touches to our faces and scaring the neighbours?

Spoon, I ment spoon, you love being little spoon while I hold your boob and nestle my cock in your arse cheeks

This back and forth actually made me laugh 🤭 Why is the spooking and spooning playing out in my head 🤣

😂😂 I mean it's romantic, sort of...."

I just entertained that Mr pulled you up on a typo, whilst making his own one in the reply.

Very 'touching' you didn't reciprocate.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

Out

Far from normal

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