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What’s your fly strategy?

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By *rHotNotts OP   Man  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Personally, I don’t like sprays or sticky things or electrocution devices but the empty wine bottle slowly rolled against the kitchen window gives me an unhealthy pleasure , especially when he’s been given so many opportunities to fuck off out the window and refuses.

Other than that, I just keep the door shut, but I’m looking to buy some of those aluminium beads.

What’s your strategy?

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By *rystalsswingCouple  over a year ago

Galway /West / Dublin

Usually a ridiculous dance around the kitchen with my tea towel flying in the air whilst eff'in and blindin at the fly, like he knows what im saying 🤷‍♀️

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

We don't kill any spiders when they come in for shelter in the winter, in return they keep the flies at bay.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good'ol standard fly swatter for me 😁

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Lavender, I hate it but it works.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Flies aren't an issue in this country, I grew up in Africa. These flies are slow and stupid by comparison, you can thwack them out of the air with a bit of rolled up paper, or a magazine. Or your hand.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS  over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

💪

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I eat them.

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I catch them with chopsticks

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By *r TenderMan  over a year ago

Wirral

I use chopsticks 🥢

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By *entlemanFoxMan  over a year ago

North East / London

Bought a UV electric bug buster from Amazon. Gives a really satisfying crack as it zaps them.

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By *harmedAndInChargeMan  over a year ago

SW

White A4 piece of paper. When the fly settles for a moment slowly place the paper flat against the fly.

They can’t see it coming

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS  over a year ago

The Lake District

suicidal exhaustion,banging heads on window

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By *lubchuckerMan  over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

Spiders keep mine down apart from the annoying big buggers that come in from the woods out the back then its time for the towel flicking

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By *ildmanYorksMan  over a year ago

Doncaster/Bembridge

I prefer a zip. Buttons are too fiddly and not as quick to open for access 🤣🤣

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By *RcplSldnCouple  over a year ago

London

We've got an electrified tennis racket thing, temu's finest. Pretty good. Other than that, straight up neuro toxins.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS  over a year ago

Central

Lots of dancing and waving about, whilst keeping as much closed as possible, to prevent ingress

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've put up a netting thing, so you can open a door but they can't come in.

If one gets in from elsewhere I coax them out.. Amazingly they listen.

I'm a fly trainer.

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