"I would recommend an opening line something like…..
“I would like to come over and tongue punch you in your fart box”
Within no time at all you will be elbow deep in clunge….
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I’m not going to put anything remotely like that on my profile |
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By *ild_oatsMan 11 weeks ago
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"I would recommend an opening line something like…..
“I would like to come over and tongue punch you in your fart box”
Within no time at all you will be elbow deep in clunge….
I’m not going to put anything remotely like that on my profile "
Nothing ventured, nothing gained….  |
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"What type of text should I put on my profile take a look at what other guys got on there’s for some ideas 🤷🏻♀️"
Considering why unsuccessfully the majority of men are on this site I don’t think that’s good advice 😂 |
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Tell people about your love of lightbulbs 💡
An insight into your mind…what you like, can offer, are about, what gets you going, what might get someone else going. Something that makes you interesting and different to every other guy.
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By *vaRoseWoman 11 weeks ago
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Imagine your wingman was writing it for you. What would he/she say about you? What do you offer? What do you bring to the table?
What do you want? Is it a quick fuck and go or do you want long term fwb? Dating? Marriage and a mortgage?
What do you enjoy? If you can only get off while wearing frilly rubber knickers and rubbing a stick of butter on your belly then it might be a good idea to mention that.
Be unapologetically yourself - then the people you attract will be your sort of people |
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Unusual choice to put workout information...
At least now I know you can back Squat me whatever that means...
And that you are cautious about what older women can teach you! Maybe that's reverse psychology 🤔 😏 |
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By *bi HaiveMan 11 weeks ago
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"What type of text should I put on my profile take a look at what other guys got on there’s for some ideas 🤷🏻♀️
Considering why unsuccessfully the majority of men are on this site I don’t think that’s good advice 😂 "
There's many successful single guys on Fab.
Most write about themselves, in their own words and make it unique and personal to them. Otherwise it's just a mish mash of suggestions from other people which doesn't represent the profile owner one bit.
There's no magic formula to what to write, but those that do well put thought and effort into describing themselves. Nobody knows 'you' better than you. 🤷♂️ |
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"What type of text should I put on my profile take a look at what other guys got on there’s for some ideas 🤷🏻♀️
Considering why unsuccessfully the majority of men are on this site I don’t think that’s good advice 😂
There's many successful single guys on Fab.
Most write about themselves, in their own words and make it unique and personal to them. Otherwise it's just a mish mash of suggestions from other people which doesn't represent the profile owner one bit.
There's no magic formula to what to write, but those that do well put thought and effort into describing themselves. Nobody knows 'you' better than you. 🤷♂️"
What if you don't know yourself?
(Answers for myself.....then I'm fucked lol) |
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