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By *eli OP Woman 11 weeks ago
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Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors. |
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"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors."
Oh its definitely you I'm not subtle  |
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By *eli OP Woman 11 weeks ago
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"It seems like a lot to think about until you really break down the questions where it the answer really presents itself in a simple manner... No  "
That's a heck of a lot of words for a no, Joe. |
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By *eli OP Woman 11 weeks ago
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"Isn't that only used for the hotties? As an over 45 OG it clearly wouldn't include me."
Nooo, don't talk yourself down like that. Plenty of OGs do really well on here, you can still be a hottie. 🩷 |
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By *aizyWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer? Nope.
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you? Once or twice.
Do you mind if people know who they are? Nope.
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it? Nope.
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By *eli OP Woman 11 weeks ago
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"Actually, as you were: when a certain ex-wife mentions PSLs I can't help wondering if she is nudging me somewhat, a smidgen. 🩶"
Oh. Interesting. There's a very real possibility, given your vocal disdain of certain things that she is. Same probably applies to Halfeti. Those darn harpies. 🖤 |
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Bit like the status updates to tell the world they had sex.
I just ignore them tbh. They really only matter to the one who knows who they are.
Most on fab have no clue what day it is let alone who they are so it's a bit ambitious.
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"It seems like a lot to think about until you really break down the questions where it the answer really presents itself in a simple manner... No
That's a heck of a lot of words for a no, Joe."
I just tried to match the level of effort in my answer that you had in your post 😁 |
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"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors."
No I’m not one of those, if I want to big someone up I will name them.
No I’ve never guessed me done in one of those as I would expect it was for someone else.
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I would really like the "theyknowwhotheyare" name to be mentioned but obfuscated behind a paywall.
For example "...blah blah theyknowwhotheyare {name redacted}". Then you click on the redacted part, after paying £1, and the name drops into your inbox.
Knowing my luck I would get "tosser" in my inbox. 
I think I'm overthinking this. 🙂 |
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"Gosh, it all seems a bit complicated. Can I just have a cup of tea and a wank?
Mrs TMN x
Was really hoping this was the Mr and his next step would be to ask if I wanted to watch 🥲"
He prefers coffee. |
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By *r Bond.Man 11 weeks ago
Moving Around the Midlands |
"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors."
Never been one. It’s basically being as vague as possible so others they are talking to think it’s them isn’t it?
Don’t let it ruin the espresso martinis, you really should be on tequila now |
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"All I know is... Someone's made me want an espresso martini. #YKWYA 
Maybe soon we could have one together? If we happen to be in the same room together. 🤓"
You know I love me some cocktails, Meli! |
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The only person who's important, is the writer, they're just trying to jack their fragile ego up a little. The unidentified person only exists in their fantasy, perhaps you could be desperate enough to feel you're missing out! I'm sure not  |
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By *eli OP Woman 11 weeks ago
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"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors.
Never been one. It’s basically being as vague as possible so others they are talking to think it’s them isn’t it?
Don’t let it ruin the espresso martinis, you really should be on tequila now "
Oh hi Mr Bond! Yes, yes I should be but I've one more early start before the weekend.  |
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By *eys00Man 11 weeks ago
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"Most on fab have no clue what day it is let alone who they are so it's a bit ambitious.
Don't be so mean; they're trying.
I was meaning moi-même
I'm a bit confuddled"
It’s the heat, has us all addled! |
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If I said that particular phrase, I wouldn't mean anyone, it would just be me playing. But I will admit I have made reference to stuff that only certain people would know about when it worked with a thread. And I've seen similar things aimed at me. It gives warm fuzzies. |
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"I only know when someone sends me a message with nakedness in there.
I tried Nero’s idea of paying £1 to get past the redacted name and it said “You’re fucking delusional, mate” "
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Perhaps once a month, just for ten minutes, there should be an amnesty where it becomes —
"YouKnowItsYou{insert_name_here}".
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(I'm still undecided whether we need an apostrophe or not in the "Its") |
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"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors."
Huh? Can someone explain what the OP means? |
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Meli has been drinking espresso martinis at 5pm and possibly beforehand.. she know’s who needs to know and therefore so should you and if not just ask… if not, you should post cryptic things to people who know what they should know..
It’s simple really,.
Did I get that right Meli? |
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By *tr8MrEMan 11 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Meli has been drinking espresso martinis at 5pm and possibly beforehand.. she know’s who needs to know and therefore so should you and if not just ask… if not, you should post cryptic things to people who know what they should know..
It’s simple really,.
Did I get that right Meli? "
Works for me 🤷 |
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"Meli has been drinking espresso martinis at 5pm and possibly beforehand.. she know’s who needs to know and therefore so should you and if not just ask… if not, you should post cryptic things to people who know what they should know..
It’s simple really,.
Did I get that right Meli?
Works for me 🤷"
It’s easy really! |
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By *tr8MrEMan 11 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Meli has been drinking espresso martinis at 5pm and possibly beforehand.. she know’s who needs to know and therefore so should you and if not just ask… if not, you should post cryptic things to people who know what they should know..
It’s simple really,.
Did I get that right Meli?
Works for me 🤷
It’s easy really! "
Says you....brains & beauty. 🙂 |
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"Meli has been drinking espresso martinis at 5pm and possibly beforehand.. she know’s who needs to know and therefore so should you and if not just ask… if not, you should post cryptic things to people who know what they should know..
It’s simple really,.
Did I get that right Meli?
Works for me 🤷
It’s easy really!
Says you....brains & beauty. 🙂"
Tits is all you can see.. brains of course, we all have one ..but I may have the face of Shrek! |
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By *tr8MrEMan 11 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Meli has been drinking espresso martinis at 5pm and possibly beforehand.. she know’s who needs to know and therefore so should you and if not just ask… if not, you should post cryptic things to people who know what they should know..
It’s simple really,.
Did I get that right Meli?
Works for me 🤷
It’s easy really!
Says you....brains & beauty. 🙂
Tits is all you can see.. brains of course, we all have one ..but I may have the face of Shrek! "
That is true...damn my assumptions |
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"Unless they grab my cock and stick in their vajayjay I wouldn't know if they like me
Does that happen often? Folk just self-serve? Blimey "
Yeah, us millennials are used to self checkout for efficiency! |
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"Unless they grab my cock and stick in their vajayjay I wouldn't know if they like me
Does that happen often? Folk just self-serve? Blimey
Yeah, us millennials are used to self checkout for efficiency!"
Where can one find this Millennial self check out of which you speak.. |
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"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors."
No, I am not.
But I would far rather be a Theyknowwhotheyare than a
DoYouKnowWhoIAm?!!! |
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"Unless they grab my cock and stick in their vajayjay I wouldn't know if they like me
Does that happen often? Folk just self-serve? Blimey
Yeah, us millennials are used to self checkout for efficiency!
Where can one find this Millennial self check out of which you speak.. "
Usually but not limited to fabs, tinder your local pub on Friday |
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"Are you a theyknowwhotheyarer?
Have you ever known who they are when it's not you?
Do you mind if people know who they are?
Have you ever spotted yourself in one and got a little kick from it?
*this is fuelled by espresso martinis and sunshine. Please ignore any errors."
God no, I'm a pretty direct person... There wouldn't be any guessing or games... they would know for sure |
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By *eli OP Woman 11 weeks ago
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"WTF OP, stay out of the sun and lay off any stimulants "
But the vodka cancelled out any effects of the coffee so essentially I didn't drink any coffee or vodka. Makes as much sense as my OP. |
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"WTF OP, stay out of the sun and lay off any stimulants
But the vodka cancelled out any effects of the coffee so essentially I didn't drink any coffee or vodka. Makes as much sense as my OP. "
So so sensible Meli, hoorah |
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"WTF OP, stay out of the sun and lay off any stimulants
But the vodka cancelled out any effects of the coffee so essentially I didn't drink any coffee or vodka. Makes as much sense as my OP. "
I am going to start applying this logic as soon as Mr.DS clocks out this evening 🤣 |
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"WTF OP, stay out of the sun and lay off any stimulants
But the vodka cancelled out any effects of the coffee so essentially I didn't drink any coffee or vodka. Makes as much sense as my OP. "
I mean.. It's a loophole that makes sense!!
Miss S x |
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