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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Guess whose been on the gin?

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By *avie65Man 11 weeks ago

In the west.


"Guess whose been on the gin?"

Camilla!

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By *di3491Man 11 weeks ago

Sandbach


"Guess whose been on the gin?"

Would it be you by any chance

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

ask me anything

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything"

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

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By *eoBloomsMan 11 weeks ago

Springfield

What gin ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

"

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"ask me anything"

What's the fastest creature in the world?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁"

I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"What gin ?"
Aldi geyson morello

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²"

Am I an apple?

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By *till gameMan 11 weeks ago

Oldham

So in little house on the prairie, what’s the price of cheese?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the fastest creature in the world?"

cheetah

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? "

No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"So in little house on the prairie, what’s the price of cheese?"
Depends what cheese

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar "

... have another gin. 🍑😏

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"ask me anything

What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah"

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah

❌"

what is it then

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah

❌"

It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

... have another gin. 🍑😏"

thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah

It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣"

an ostrich

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement "

😁

I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"ask me anything

What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah

It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣"

Oh, I always stay for a cwtch afterwards 🤣

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement

😁

I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier "

Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it

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By *ogmark1Man 11 weeks ago

Reading


"ask me anything"

Will a man ever be able to swim faster than a shark ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement

😁

I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it"

Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the fastest creature in the world?cheetah

It's MrSircumsized leaving a woman's bedroom after he's shot his load! 🤣

Oh, I always stay for a cwtch afterwards 🤣"

Yeah, yeah... so you say 🤥

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

Will a man ever be able to swim faster than a shark ? "

Depends how fast the shark is

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By *heshireguy99Man 11 weeks ago

Northwich

How come you have hidden your profile?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement

😁

I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it

Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle! "

That's why I don't know I only drink white rum

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By *ogmark1Man 11 weeks ago

Reading


"ask me anything

Will a man ever be able to swim faster than a shark ? Depends how fast the shark is"

Great answer you win that one

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 11 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement

😁

I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it

Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle! That's why I don't know I only drink white rum"

Dark rum in cola is a black drink that matches my aesthetic. 😌

Plus I like it. 😁

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"ask me anything

What's the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?This always comes up and I still don't know the answer

You have to answer with, "Is that a European or an African swallow?"

😁I did know it was something like that but I'm a bit d*unk. Ask me any easier question²

Am I an apple? No your a big ripe juice peach that I'd like to get my teeth round your furry ju8cey rrar

... have another gin. 🍑😏thanks I will. Didn't need much encouragement

😁

I had a Kraken and Cøke earlier Someone mentioned kraken the other day, I've not heard of it

Oooh, it's the most gawjus spiced rum, with a big Octopus on the bottle! That's why I don't know I only drink white rum

Dark rum in cola is a black drink that matches my aesthetic. 😌

Plus I like it. 😁"

never have I tasted dark rum, might be the time to give it ago

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago

Wearing stilts to a social to keep the fib intact about being tall. Good or stupid idea?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Wearing stilts to a social to keep the fib intact about being tall. Good or stupid idea? "
stupid, your only going to fall off and break your neck

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By *ad NannaWoman 11 weeks ago

East London

🤔 You?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"🤔 You?"
would you like to ask me a question

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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago


"Wearing stilts to a social to keep the fib intact about being tall. Good or stupid idea? stupid, your only going to fall off and break your neck "

Yes you're right and sensible. I'll tell her at the time of inputting my height, I was wearing stilts, therefore not a fib.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Wearing stilts to a social to keep the fib intact about being tall. Good or stupid idea? stupid, your only going to fall off and break your neck

Yes you're right and sensible. I'll tell her at the time of inputting my height, I was wearing stilts, therefore not a fib. "

5ft 10 isn't short just wear cuban heels

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By *ature bi couple61Couple 11 weeks ago

Derby

Same here Hun 😘

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire


"Same here Hun 😘"
I hear you and everyone has fuckedl of to bed

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By *eoBloomsMan 11 weeks ago

Springfield

Hope you had a good evening diamond, goodnight.

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By *effdelightMan 11 weeks ago

Grimsby


"Same here Hun 😘I hear you and everyone has fuckedl of to bed"
not everyone

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By *uv2play52Man 11 weeks ago

Bicester

I'm still up!

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By *iamondsmiles. OP   Woman 11 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I'm still up and fancy a sing song.

You chose

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