Banjos used to be my favourite chocolate bar.
Also, it all depends on what is 'propoortionate'.
I mean if the M is closed due to flooding - well we wouldn't want poop everywhere would we that would be a health hazard.
"What about F’s in M’s loos?
I have no issue!
I was walked in on by a cleaner at work the other week and she wasn’t shy about looking. Was kinda hot "
100% never happened mate.