You know the rules.
Post your 2 Truths & 1 Lie, first one to figure out the lie goes next.
I’ll start
1. I’ve been stung by a Jellyfish
2. I’ve played football on Wembley
3. I’ve never measured my penis |
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"You know the rules.
Post your 2 Truths & 1 Lie, first one to figure out the lie goes next.
I’ll start
1. I’ve been stung by a Jellyfish
2. I’ve played football on Wembley
3. I’ve never measured my penis"
I think 1 is the lie, jellyfish |
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"You know the rules.
Post your 2 Truths & 1 Lie, first one to figure out the lie goes next.
I’ll start
1. I’ve been stung by a Jellyfish
2. I’ve played football on Wembley
3. I’ve never measured my penis
I think 1 is the lie, jellyfish "
Damn it…… correct 😂
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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I once sky dived naked and accidentally landed in the queens minge.
I once did route 66 on the back of a squid.
I used to be an elephant in the circus, but they let me go because my trunk was to big 😉 |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"1 will be a lie, you'll have similar ancestry, but not that exact combination.....?
Nope, that's true 👍
3.
I'm sure you had a teddy bear."
Correct that's the fib👍
I'd happily live with a bear though, a small one. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"1 will be a lie, you'll have similar ancestry, but not that exact combination.....?
Nope, that's true 👍
3.
I'm sure you had a teddy bear.
Correct that's the fib👍
I'd happily live with a bear though, a small one."
I meant the bear one was the the fib👍🙂 |
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"I once sky dived naked and accidentally landed in the queens minge.
I once did route 66 on the back of a squid.
I used to be an elephant in the circus, but they let me go because my trunk was to big 😉"
It has to be a naked skydive ouch those straps would be cutting into your naked skin. Those I can see you being dragged off course by by the wind current on your trunk. |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I once sky dived naked and accidentally landed in the queens minge.
I once did route 66 on the back of a squid.
I used to be an elephant in the circus, but they let me go because my trunk was to big 😉"
2 is a lie, no way is a squid making it along route 66, an Octopus maybe. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"I once sky dived naked and accidentally landed in the queens minge.
I once did route 66 on the back of a squid.
I used to be an elephant in the circus, but they let me go because my trunk was to big 😉
It has to be a naked skydive ouch those straps would be cutting into your naked skin. Those I can see you being dragged off course by by the wind current on your trunk. "
You are correct, I’ve never met the queen. |
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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago
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"I once sky dived naked and accidentally landed in the queens minge.
I once did route 66 on the back of a squid.
I used to be an elephant in the circus, but they let me go because my trunk was to big 😉
2 is a lie, no way is a squid making it along route 66, an Octopus maybe."
I really did, it had a little bicycle and everything. |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I once had sex at the foot of the bed
I once had sex on the left hand side of the bed
I once had sex on the right hand side of the bed"
I'm going to say left is a lie, purely because I sleep on the left and I don't like sleeping in a wet patch. |
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By *aizyWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I fantasize about
1) Having a outdoor gangbang
2) Being in a darkroom as getting fucked by a strange.
3) A man bringing strawberries and a can of whipped cream "
From what I have seen you say on the forums, I'm going with 3 is the lie!  |
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"I fantasize about
1) Having a outdoor gangbang
2) Being in a darkroom as getting fucked by a strange.
3) A man bringing strawberries and a can of whipped cream "
I used to be a photographic technician and am entirely comfortable and capable in complete darkeness... I also grow my own strawberries.
Feels like I'm halfway to an indecent proposal. 😜 |
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