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I wanna meet a man like Jo

By *inchestersBitch OP Woman 10 weeks ago

land of overweight munters

He does it right apparently

He says I'm like a diamond and loves the way I shine

Lights a 1000 candles all around, I'll show him my subway and he'll go down

When he starts he just cant stop, from the bottom to the top

Apparently he'll make my body cream with his sex machine

And (worryingly) make my mother scream!

Where can i find this man lol

By *inchestersBitch OP Woman 10 weeks ago

land of overweight munters

These are all the things he'll do.

What do you want a man to do for you

By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Buy me a pint and a pack of pork scratchings

By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

What do you want a man to do for you

Wouldn’t mind the majority of them to get the fuck out my way.

Trying to wank over tits here 🙄

By *apperleymanMan 10 weeks ago

Leicester

Jo can fuck off.

Giving the rest of us here a bad rep..

By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

"These are all the things he'll do.

What do you want a man to do for you

Cut my lawn, I can't be arsed.

By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple 10 weeks ago

Fucksville

Pay my mortgage off??

By *lderflower_AppleWoman 10 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Wash my car and fix my leaky cistern please 🥺