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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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Females and couples, please engage a single man in message conversation...show an interest in them..remind them they are human..ask them interesting questions..
Single guys sign up below to show you are willing.
If "How's you?" feels like you've written an essay then pls don't let us all down by signing up..  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"Why only females and couples ? "
My inbox is open so i do get messages from single guys. It's not what I'm looking for but have had some good chats from a few.
Spose this post was the to highlight the ignored guys on here...but i guess also the wider picture of men outside of traditional relationships in a society that now neither values nor provides consistent expectations for lone males.
Or something.
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"Well this is just racing...think i might have to find a tree tall enough....or do something more rewarding .  "
Maybe, just maybe men on the internet are just generally unattractive. 🤷♂️
This is a serious thought of mine, because it is definitely stereotyped that woman do not initiate anything.
This is why I bombard their box at every opportunity. 😏 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"But what if we're already reminding the ones we choose to that they're human? With a cock we like.
Guess a female's work is never done  "
Your job is done then, no further..martyrdom required.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"How's you op?
Bit shit tbh...feeling sorry for myself...got a bit of a dark cloud looming.
Much better for you asking though..ta.."
Sorry your feeling shit, hope you feel better soon op. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"How's you op?
Bit shit tbh...feeling sorry for myself...got a bit of a dark cloud looming.
Much better for you asking though..ta..
Sorry your feeling shit, hope you feel better soon op."
😍 ta.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"But what if we're already reminding the ones we choose to that they're human? With a cock we like.
Guess a female's work is never done "
Have you done the ironing yet? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"I'll chat to most men. They tend to think it always means I want sex with them, though.
So, I very carefully choose who I chat with. "
I'm yours for a Worthers.. |
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"I'll chat to most men. They tend to think it always means I want sex with them, though.
So, I very carefully choose who I chat with.
I'm yours for a Worthers.. "
I don't share my Werthers with anyone  |
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I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human. |
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By *eliWoman 10 weeks ago
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"But what if we're already reminding the ones we choose to that they're human? With a cock we like.
Guess a female's work is never done
Have you done the ironing yet?"
No, been plucking the face. How clean are your skirting boards? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human. "
Lol..sorry bout that🙂..i don't see the term female as derogatory but i guess it is in a world where we are offended by anything the internet tells us we should be.
I mean I'm not even sure if we're allowed to say "moist" again.
What would be your preferred term?
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human.
Lol..sorry bout that🙂..i don't see the term female as derogatory but i guess it is in a world where we are offended by anything the internet tells us we should be.
I mean I'm not even sure if we're allowed to say "moist" again.
What would be your preferred term?
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You use the word females but not males. Females is not limited to humans but man is. Have you thought about why you use use the different terms? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human.
Lol..sorry bout that🙂..i don't see the term female as derogatory but i guess it is in a world where we are offended by anything the internet tells us we should be.
I mean I'm not even sure if we're allowed to say "moist" again.
What would be your preferred term?
You use the word females but not males. Females is not limited to humans but man is. Have you thought about why you use use the different terms?"
Thank you for your patronising reply.
I chose female because it fitted what i was writing...and nowhere in the text did it require a reference to males.
I'm quite happy to be referred to as a male...even in a political climate where being a white male is apparently the worst thing that could have happened to you...I don't find it offensive. |
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Hi pal,
Woman are like small gods on Fab, some are wicked, some are merciful and some just want to bask in the admiration. I think most are just looking to connect but can’t get through their inbox fast enough 🤔.
I speak to some who are honestly scared to open some messages, I don’t believe it’s all smooth sailing for them either. But rejoice pal fantasy’s can be fulfilled if you find the right alter to pray at.
Good luck
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human.
Lol..sorry bout that🙂..i don't see the term female as derogatory but i guess it is in a world where we are offended by anything the internet tells us we should be.
I mean I'm not even sure if we're allowed to say "moist" again.
What would be your preferred term?
You use the word females but not males. Females is not limited to humans but man is. Have you thought about why you use use the different terms?
Thank you for your patronising reply.
I chose female because it fitted what i was writing...and nowhere in the text did it require a reference to males.
I'm quite happy to be referred to as a male...even in a political climate where being a white male is apparently the worst thing that could have happened to you...I don't find it offensive."
Except you could have used "male" twice in your OP, but chose not to. I think that was point, but not going to speak for him.
Some women don't like "female", some don't mind. I always think it sounds odd so don't use it - besides, I can never read it without thinking of Friday Night Dinner! |
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human.
Lol..sorry bout that🙂..i don't see the term female as derogatory but i guess it is in a world where we are offended by anything the internet tells us we should be.
I mean I'm not even sure if we're allowed to say "moist" again.
What would be your preferred term?
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I used in my reply. Where I said women.
There was no offense taken, and it isn't derogatory. Just somewhat dehumanising. Hence the amusement. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"Hi pal,
Woman are like small gods on Fab, some are wicked, some are merciful and some just want to bask in the admiration. I think most are just looking to connect but can’t get through their inbox fast enough 🤔.
Thanks mate...I totally get why women give up on talking to guys on here tbh...it's just a high volume of dross with a sprinkling of abuse for them.
I speak to some who are honestly scared to open some messages, I don’t believe it’s all smooth sailing for them either. But rejoice pal fantasy’s can be fulfilled if you find the right alter to pray at.
Good luck
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You know, I so nearly didn't post because I had a suspicion it might go this way.
It was meant to be just a little light-hearted hint as to why some men find it hard to get a conversation on here. Maybe women like to be thought of as human too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human.
Lol..sorry bout that🙂..i don't see the term female as derogatory but i guess it is in a world where we are offended by anything the internet tells us we should be.
I mean I'm not even sure if we're allowed to say "moist" again.
What would be your preferred term?
I used in my reply. Where I said women.
There was no offense taken, and it isn't derogatory. Just somewhat dehumanising. Hence the amusement. "
Yeah fair point...I didn't intend it to be dehumanising...my bad.. |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"You know, I so nearly didn't post because I had a suspicion it might go this way.
It was meant to be just a little light-hearted hint as to why some men find it hard to get a conversation on here. Maybe women like to be thought of as human too. "
conversation and men don't go together on here 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"You know, I so nearly didn't post because I had a suspicion it might go this way.
It was meant to be just a little light-hearted hint as to why some men find it hard to get a conversation on here. Maybe women like to be thought of as human too. "
You were right to post and I didn't take offence at your comment at all..you put it very well...light hearted..all good.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do OP. It must be hard trying to get a conversation going when so many have filters or messages just get deleted.
That said, my mouth did an amused twitch at being called 'females' rather than women, in a post telling us to help single men feel human.
Lol..sorry bout that🙂..i don't see the term female as derogatory but i guess it is in a world where we are offended by anything the internet tells us we should be.
I mean I'm not even sure if we're allowed to say "moist" again.
What would be your preferred term?
You use the word females but not males. Females is not limited to humans but man is. Have you thought about why you use use the different terms?
Thank you for your patronising reply.
I chose female because it fitted what i was writing...and nowhere in the text did it require a reference to males.
I'm quite happy to be referred to as a male...even in a political climate where being a white male is apparently the worst thing that could have happened to you...I don't find it offensive.
Except you could have used "male" twice in your OP, but chose not to. I think that was point, but not going to speak for him.
Some women don't like "female", some don't mind. I always think it sounds odd so don't use it - besides, I can never read it without thinking of Friday Night Dinner!"
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By *enelope2UWoman 10 weeks ago
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"Just to remind you single guys some couples actually want single guys!!
And to remind you single guys, lots of single women are interested in a single guy"
And to remind most single guys most single women prefer more than a dick pic and just ask..in your profile |
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By *eys00Man 10 weeks ago
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"Just to remind you single guys some couples actually want single guys!!
And to remind you single guys, lots of single women are interested in a single guy
And to remind most single guys most single women prefer more than a dick pic and just ask..in your profile "
But hear me out, what if I put a can of or lynx next to it!? Surely that’s irresistible?? |
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"Just to remind you single guys some couples actually want single guys!!
And to remind you single guys, lots of single women are interested in a single guy
And to remind most single guys most single women prefer more than a dick pic and just ask..in your profile "
We know you have one,and unless it's massive, micro or really gnarly, I like to be surprised. |
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By *wertyjk01Man 10 weeks ago
NW London/Kent/Midlands |
"Just to remind you single guys some couples actually want single guys!!
And to remind you single guys, lots of single women are interested in a single guy
And to remind most single guys most single women prefer more than a dick pic and just ask..in your profile
But hear me out, what if I put a can of or lynx next to it!? Surely that’s irresistible??"
Nah it has to be a can of monster that's the real way to do it! |
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I feel if men read what messages couples/women get then I think you’d be glad of getting no responses.
FAB can be disheartening for all, not easier for anyone but it can also be fantastic when you connect with the right people.
We are here to meet people we fancy - we’ve got the book of face to chat shit with people, so we don’t really engage with people just wanting random chats. Plus men’s randoms chats almost always turn to sex.
We go to socials and chat, we go to clubs and chat but FAB is for finding people to get jiggy with and coming on the forums now and again.
K
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By *tr8MrEMan 10 weeks ago
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I get my fair share of messages, it's all about patience and interaction, and showing a bit of character in a well written profile...but tbh, if your not what they are looking for, no forum post in the world is going to convince them to message |
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