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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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With a happy ending!
None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?
What do YOU want right now?
Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)
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"With a happy ending!
None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?
What do YOU want right now?
Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)
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i would offer the massage with a selection of essential oils, but as I am.out.of your age range, I will settle for a coop tiramisu to my self, best supermarket on I have found |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"I want a massage
With a happy ending!
Also, a day off work.
(To have the massage) "
A whole day? I don't know if I can stand someone been that close to me all day. I was thinking 20mins tops. |
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"I want a massage
With a happy ending!
Also, a day off work.
(To have the massage)
A whole day? I don't know if I can stand someone been that close to me all day. I was thinking 20mins tops. "
If it was for you I could do it on my coffee break.
For me, I’d need a full day, these muscles need some work! |
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"Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now  "
I’ll have you know I’m Practicing. I never said I was a professional, I’m just practicing. 😏 |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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I wouldn't mind being part of a DAP right now, but that could be said any time of any day!! Being stuck offshore for another 2 weeks I'll just have to settle for a cuppa soup for supper instead (Tomato and basil with crutons). |
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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago
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"I’ll go elbow deep in you.
Like a vet pulling a calf out.
I said massage not colonic irrigation!"
Yeah you get that first, slipping you the arm is the happy ending.
Well it is for me anyway. |
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By *ripfillMan 10 weeks ago
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"Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now "
I agree but have they been through the correct courses and are they certificated by a professional body. ?
I offer both professional Swedish massage, sports injury rehab massage and … ( learnt in France 6 years ago Yoni Tantric massage )
I do not rub skin … on a bed massage ! |
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"With a happy ending!
None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?
What do YOU want right now?
Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)
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I would also love this, but not a hope of getting it where I live |
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Actually I could really do with a shoulder massage. I have a crick in my neck from my stupid pillows. A foot massage would also not go amiss. Or a hug. An orgasm or two. Some cherry pie with vanilla ice cream. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.
I venture you getting your massage is much more likely..."
I don't know what that means YOLO but I fear we are both out of luck. Share my family sized tiramisu? |
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"Half the men on here claim to be masseurs, so I'm sure you'll easily find someone. Or they'll find you now "
...and half of those men claim to be masseuses, usually because they don't understand the difference! |
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"I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.
I venture you getting your massage is much more likely...
I don't know what that means YOLO but I fear we are both out of luck. Share my family sized tiramisu? "
And there was me warming my hands...
But I do love a tiramisu! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago
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"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.
Mrs"
But would they bring it back? |
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I want something to ease the pain and uncomfortable feelings I'm getting from yet another virus.
I only finished coughing up crap from the last one about a week ago.
I don't think my body can take much more of this.
Send help 🥺 |
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"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.
Mrs"
I'd take a bucket up to bed with me and empty it into that at night.
My bathroom is downstairs and I need at least two wees before I fall asleep. |
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"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.
Mrs
I'd take a bucket up to bed with me and empty it into that at night.
My bathroom is downstairs and I need at least two wees before I fall asleep. "
Time for a chamber pot lol |
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"For humans to evolve detachable bladders so I can just hand it to whoever happens to be going the bathroom while I stay comfy on the sofa.
Mrs
I'd take a bucket up to bed with me and empty it into that at night.
My bathroom is downstairs and I need at least two wees before I fall asleep.
Time for a chamber pot lol"
Don't think I haven't considered that. |
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"Ice cream.
Not a big ice cream fan. It belongs in the same category as pizza for me. The bin."
So, on top of everything else, you have the audacity to diss pizza now!?
In the good old days OP, you'd have been burnt at a stake by now  |
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"Don't think I haven't considered that."
Lol needs must and there is nothing worse than waking up busting for a pee and having to walk all the way through a house when its cold just have to make sure to put the pot out the way so you dont kick it or step in it the next time you need to go that night  |
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"I want Arsenal to somehow overturn the deficit from the first leg.
I venture you getting your massage is much more likely...
I don't know what that means YOLO but I fear we are both out of luck. Share my family sized tiramisu?
And there was me warming my hands...
But I do love a tiramisu!"
Ok, I was right. Pass me that spoon. |
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By *enelope2UWoman 10 weeks ago
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"With a happy ending!
None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?
What do YOU want right now?
Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)
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I've used a legitimate tantric guy for a bit over a year now I couldn't go anywhere else or rely on those on this site to be capable.. if you're in Edinburgh just send a message and I'll give you his info |
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"A whole day? I don't know if I can stand someone been that close to me all day. I was thinking 20mins tops. "
a good massage for both sides would be 1 1/2 hrs
for a happy ending it would be longer.
but dont blame me if your still horny afterwards |
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"With a happy ending!
None of this professional crap, where would one go to find such services?
What do YOU want right now?
Family size tiramisu perhaps? (Very enjoyable but you do feel a bit sick afterwards)
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You could just DM me ahahahhaha |
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