Escape

By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago

Is anyone else tired of the bullshit that comes with being a grown up?

If we all chip in and buy a paradise island, we could start a sexy, self sufficient commune.

I'm going to need you to bring practical skills though. What've you got to offer?

By *wist my nipplesCouple 10 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Resident fluffer 🙌

Mrs TMN x

By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago

"Resident fluffer 🙌

Mrs TMN x"

It's not going to put food on the tables but it's probably a necessary job. You're in x

By *vaRoseWoman 10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Chicken keeper - I’ll keep your peckers pecking

By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago

"Chicken keeper - I’ll keep your peckers pecking "

Sounds like we could be getting two for the price of one from you. You're in! X