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By *gent Coulson OP   Man 10 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

This is my Penis. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My Penis is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life

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By *reyeyesesMan 10 weeks ago

Birmingham

Mine is my enemy quite often

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By *vaRoseWoman 10 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I once saw puppetry of the penis

They had supreme mastery of their members

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

Hands off cocks

On with your socks

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By *ikesEmBigMan 10 weeks ago

Herts

Mine makes some debatably interesting decisions

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By *r.ZeusMan 10 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

I was so poor growing up, if I wasn’t a boy I’d have had nothing to play with.

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By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

I don’t know but I’ve been told eskimo penis is mighty cold.

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