Underground torture

By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago

It's just been on the news that organised gangs in "The North"..have been detaining rhubarb against its will and "forcing" it.

Some say the haunting squeals of their victims can be heard on many a quiet night.

Who are these perverts?

What can we do to stop them?

We must

By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago

I guess this one was just a little "out there"

By *lderflower_AppleWoman 10 weeks ago

Basingstoke

I bet the rhubarb crumbled after all that torture!

By (user no longer on site) 10 weeks ago

That rhubarb knows to much, we have no choice but to resort to torture to determine how much info they have

By *AYENCouple 10 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

I heard the perpetrators are now in custardy.

By *EAT..85Woman 10 weeks ago

Nottingham

Call me rhubarb and 'torture' me now

By *icecouple561Couple 10 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

"I heard the perpetrators are now in custardy."

Excellent!

I was trying to think of a suitable custard pun last night and couldn't.

By (user no longer on site) OP 10 weeks ago

"I bet the rhubarb crumbled after all that torture! "

Nice! Some great puns on a difficult subject....i was beginning to Rhu the day i posted it..

By *ouple in LancashireCouple 10 weeks ago

in Lancashire

Surely such evil forcing will truly crumble and the perpetrators will rhu their actions when the good folk of the land arise..