Once walked through an ex girlfriend's open front door and her housemate was tromboning her boyfriend on the sofa.
Not a position you can get up from and rearrange yourself quickly.
Embarrassment all round!  |
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"Do you get bonus points for playing the theme tune from "Johnny Briggs"?"
I prefer the pursed lips of someone trying to sing Barbie Girl by Aqua. Always makes me jizz like a firehose. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 9 weeks ago
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"I find the saxophone way sexier. Is their a sexual.position for that or should I go ahead and invent one 🤔 👀 😊
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Well I googled
Apparently it’s also the term for a 69 between two people with cocks
But I also found:
A saxophone fingering chart - disappointed it was for the actual instrument
Jaz saxophone erotic dreams - an album of jazz music for the bedroom
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"I find the saxophone way sexier. Is their a sexual.position for that or should I go ahead and invent one 🤔 👀 😊
Well I googled
Apparently it’s also the term for a 69 between two people with cocks
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Ah crap. I'm out of luck then 🙄
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 9 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.
Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...
I'll never look at Will Riker the same now  "
Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬 |
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"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.
Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...
I'll never look at Will Riker the same now
Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬"
Lt.Cmdr Data and his violin.
He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 9 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.
Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...
I'll never look at Will Riker the same now
Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬
Lt.Cmdr Data and his violin.
He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques "
He's a fucking machine! 😱 |
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"I'll never look at a brass band the same way again.
Commander Riker on ST:TNG plays trombone. I guess that's ruined for me too now...
I'll never look at Will Riker the same now
Now someone just needs to tell me these's a weird sexual act called The Clarinet, and Harry Kim from ST:Voyager is ruined, too. 😬
Lt.Cmdr Data and his violin.
He is fully functional and programmed in multiple techniques
He's a fucking machine! 😱"
Yep, as Tasha found out |
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