"A cuddle and someone to wank me off as I don’t have the energy to do it myself 
And 6 more points
We got one more than I was expecting today after that first 20 minutes in fairness "
I hope Mikel enjoys his last two games at the club |
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"A cuddle and someone to wank me off as I don’t have the energy to do it myself
And 6 more points
We got one more than I was expecting today after that first 20 minutes in fairness
I hope Mikel enjoys his last two games at the club"
Merino isn’t leaving in the summer mate 
Ooooooh ohh oh oh ohhh, ohhh ohhh oh ohhh… Mikel Meriiiiiino  |
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"A cuddle and someone to wank me off as I don’t have the energy to do it myself
And 6 more points
We got one more than I was expecting today after that first 20 minutes in fairness
I hope Mikel enjoys his last two games at the club
Merino isn’t leaving in the summer mate
Ooooooh ohh oh oh ohhh, ohhh ohhh oh ohhh… Mikel Meriiiiiino "
Denial is a river in Egypt |
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"For someone to make me food. Just realised I’ve barely eaten today 🙄
I have a bit of spinach and feta cheese pie left if you fancy that 
That sounds delicious, I wouldn’t say no"
I must say it was quite delicious even if Ibsay so myself |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago
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"For someone to make me food. Just realised I’ve barely eaten today 🙄
I have a bit of spinach and feta cheese pie left if you fancy that "
Ooh, I made a leek, sweet potato and aubergine pie today. De-licious! |
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"For someone to make me food. Just realised I’ve barely eaten today 🙄
I hope you like mangos
🙈 I hate mangos. Also, this was a random food mention?
I was going to pick some up for you 💔"
Honestly, after the no drinking coffee, tea or alcohol thing, me not liking mangos is like the thing I fall out with others the most. People really love their tropical fruit??? |
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"For someone to make me food. Just realised I’ve barely eaten today 🙄"
Just made mildly spicy pork belly ribs then diced them into a vegetable& egg fried rice with smoked tomato sauce. Xx |
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"For someone to make me food. Just realised I’ve barely eaten today 🙄
I hope you like mangos
🙈 I hate mangos. Also, this was a random food mention?
I was going to pick some up for you 💔
Honestly, after the no drinking coffee, tea or alcohol thing, me not liking mangos is like the thing I fall out with others the most. People really love their tropical fruit??? "
YOU’VE NEVER DRANK ALCOHOL? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago
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"What I want - What is that one thing you want tonight
I want to be enveloped by a big muscly man 🫂
Well, put it up on your status! What are you waiting for?
😇
I'm guna block you! 😁 "
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"For someone to make me food. Just realised I’ve barely eaten today 🙄
I hope you like mangos
🙈 I hate mangos. Also, this was a random food mention?
I was going to pick some up for you 💔
Honestly, after the no drinking coffee, tea or alcohol thing, me not liking mangos is like the thing I fall out with others the most. People really love their tropical fruit???
YOU’VE NEVER DRANK ALCOHOL? "
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By *ookie46Woman 8 weeks ago
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"A cuddle and someone to wank me off as I don’t have the energy to do it myself
I can help with the cuddle
Sold to the monkey hanger with a cute smile and pert boobies "
Seeing as being so complimentary I’ll help you with the wank as I’m kind like that  |
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"A cuddle and someone to wank me off as I don’t have the energy to do it myself
I can help with the cuddle
Sold to the monkey hanger with a cute smile and pert boobies
Seeing as being so complimentary I’ll help you with the wank as I’m kind like that "
With that grip, I won’t last 30 seconds |
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By *ookie46Woman 8 weeks ago
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"A cuddle and someone to wank me off as I don’t have the energy to do it myself
I can help with the cuddle
Sold to the monkey hanger with a cute smile and pert boobies
Seeing as being so complimentary I’ll help you with the wank as I’m kind like that
With that grip, I won’t last 30 seconds "
I know 😜 |
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"This afternoon? It to be the weekend.
But you shouldn't wish away days so I'd say some secateurs to deal with the frickin' stupid bramble. Can't find mine.  "
You wanna see me. Don’t worry, it’ll come super fast! |
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By *eliWoman 8 weeks ago
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"This afternoon? It to be the weekend.
But you shouldn't wish away days so I'd say some secateurs to deal with the frickin' stupid bramble. Can't find mine.
You wanna see me. Don’t worry, it’ll come super fast!"
Obviously I do. I've already started counting down the days. Purchased a little sexy number. 🐻🩷
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A thick crust, doughy pizza, with a ton of cheese, ham and pineapple on it (yes I said pineapple on my pizza).
Oh, and for my dairy intolerance to do one for a couple of days so I could actually fulfil this fantasy.
Pretty please 🙏🏻 |
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"This afternoon? It to be the weekend.
But you shouldn't wish away days so I'd say some secateurs to deal with the frickin' stupid bramble. Can't find mine.
You wanna see me. Don’t worry, it’ll come super fast!
Obviously I do. I've already started counting down the days. Purchased a little sexy number. 🐻🩷
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I have ideas to send you. I’ll send it you when it’s confirmed you’re coming  |
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By *eliWoman 8 weeks ago
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"This afternoon? It to be the weekend.
But you shouldn't wish away days so I'd say some secateurs to deal with the frickin' stupid bramble. Can't find mine.
You wanna see me. Don’t worry, it’ll come super fast!
Obviously I do. I've already started counting down the days. Purchased a little sexy number. 🐻🩷
I have ideas to send you. I’ll send it you when it’s confirmed you’re coming "
Fine, that's the motivation to have more than the hotel booked. So persuasive.  |
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"This afternoon? It to be the weekend.
But you shouldn't wish away days so I'd say some secateurs to deal with the frickin' stupid bramble. Can't find mine.
You wanna see me. Don’t worry, it’ll come super fast!
Obviously I do. I've already started counting down the days. Purchased a little sexy number. 🐻🩷
I have ideas to send you. I’ll send it you when it’s confirmed you’re coming
Fine, that's the motivation to have more than the hotel booked. So persuasive. "
Wait until I drop game on you |
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