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By (user no longer on site) OP 9 weeks ago

And you use the toilet first... is using toilet paper a waste?

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By *eordieJeansCouple 9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Just jet wash it off.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends

Wipe. Your. Arse.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends

"Just jet wash it off."
would you not wipe your arse if you had a bidet?

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair

No, because I don't want bits of detritus falling onto the floor of my bathroom as I walk 50 paces from the latrine to the shower cubicle.

'Skidmarks' aren't very gentlemanly.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 9 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Just jet wash it off. would you not wipe your arse if you had a bidet?"

I’m from Newcastle. We’ve only had toliets indoors for about 10 years and bros talking about bidets 😂

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By *icecouple561Couple 9 weeks ago
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East Sussex

From the man who persuaded me to sleep in a hazard suit for fear of contaminating my sheets with my vile body secretions

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By *fffunCouple 9 weeks ago

Somewhere just outside London

Of course not.. Cleanliness is never a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

If you are the one cleaning that bathroom, you are wiping.

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By *eliWoman 9 weeks ago

Lib. Go and have a wank or something.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 9 weeks ago

Next Door

For a pee, I would just go in the shower.

A poo, toilet and still use moisture toilet wipes before showering.

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By *ad NannaWoman 9 weeks ago

East London

A soapy finger in the butthole is all you need.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 9 weeks ago

Ends

"Just jet wash it off. would you not wipe your arse if you had a bidet?

I’m from Newcastle. We’ve only had toliets indoors for about 10 years and bros talking about bidets 😂"

😭😭😭😭😭

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By *ude LawMan 9 weeks ago

Harrogate

"And you use the toilet first... is using toilet paper a waste?"

Wipe right.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

No I just drag my arse across the floor like a dog until I reach the shower, then chuck a towel down.

Jobs a good un.

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