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By *vaRose OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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Today is apparently National Limerick Day
So, in honour of the occasion give me your best limericks please! I’ll start us off with a classic.
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There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose tool was exceedingly bent.
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went. |
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"Today is apparently National Limerick Day
So, in honour of the occasion give me your best limericks please! I’ll start us off with a classic.
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There once was a young man from Kent,
Whose tool was exceedingly bent.
To save himself trouble,
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went."
There was a young lady called Eva
Who acted the queen and the diva
When she flashed her bits
And magnificent tits
Then the men all came down with a fever |
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By *vaRose OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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These are magnificent keep them coming
There once was a miss from Bordeaux,
Who liked taking things nice and slow.
But give her some gin,
And she’d jump right in
With a grin and a cry of “Let’s go!” |
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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There once was a biker named Jack
He was forever working and picking up the slack
One day he said I’m off to get a new bike
But needed stabilisers and got a pink trike |
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By *vaRose OP Woman 8 weeks ago
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"An old forum tart name of Eva
Craved kisses that filled her with fever
She liked sensual sex
From men in tight kecks
And forced them to stare at her beaver
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I fucking love this
Can I quote you on my profile please Granny? |
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"An old forum tart name of Eva
Craved kisses that filled her with fever
She liked sensual sex
From men in tight kecks
And forced them to stare at her beaver
🤣
I fucking love this
Can I quote you on my profile please Granny?"
But of course....... especially if it's in BIG  |
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There was an Arab lady who loved to do washing
White shirts, sheets and towels all sloshing
The cycle ended she reached in & was stuck
Neighbour tried in vain to pull her out - no luck
So he got his cock out and enjoyed a bit of sploshing |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago
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There was this goth chick named Davina,
In the bedroom you just should've seen her,
She blew all the men,
Whipped her knicks off and then,
Scared the lot when they checked out her peena!
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"There was a young man from ?
Who swallowed a packet of ?
In less than an ?
His ? Was a ?
And his ? Was all covered in ?
Fill in to make it ryhme."
There was a young man from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
In less than a hour
His cock was a flower
And his arse was all covered in s
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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago
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There was a young witch called Mable
Who's periods were tremendously stable, with the aid of a spoon, right under the moon, she drank herself under the table. |
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"There was a young lady from Nantucket,
With a minge the size of a bucket,
I can't think of the rest,
Something that rhymes with bucket."
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man
And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it." |
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Here are two that I wrote which I'm very pleased with...
On a date with a girl named Maria
I ordered a giant tortilla
I added too much
Spice and chilli and such
And left early with bad diarrhoea.
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The prince desired young Cinderella
Of her beauty he'd tell 'er and tell 'er
His mind changed no doubt
When he fumbled about
And found Cinders was really a feller.
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