cheering up this eve. Let's have all the jesters on the court please and cheer any one of us who need cheering up a bit. Jokes, lovely things that happened, upcoming holidays, funny things your dog/cat does, anything jolly really. Thank you  |
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What a nice idea for a thread!
Saw a photo of a tshirt today that said "I'm no gorilla, but I could beat off 100 men".
Made me laugh, and I'm now considering making that the first line of my profile. |
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"What a nice idea for a thread!
Saw a photo of a tshirt today that said "I'm no gorilla, but I could beat off 100 men".
Made me laugh, and I'm now considering making that the first line of my profile."
Lol, maybe you should, though could have an influx of messages possibly.  |
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"I got called lovely by a barman - 3 times on one round.
And I've think I've found a flat I want, it looks awesome. I'm going to see it soon. "
Sounds great and is always nuce when people give compliments. I often comliment people I don't know, why not? |
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We’ve got our cruise to the Norwegian fjords coming up next weekend and I absolutely can’t wait!
I wake up and smile every morning knowing we are one day closer to being back there again and being able to spend a full week with Sean and the kids with no interruptions 🥰 |
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"I could do with cheering up.
Heard a line the other day that made me lol.
Everything is a dildo if you're brave enough.
Brought tears to the eyes
Or tears to your arse....
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Now, now, people will talk  |
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"We’ve got our cruise to the Norwegian fjords coming up next weekend and I absolutely can’t wait!
I wake up and smile every morning knowing we are one day closer to being back there again and being able to spend a full week with Sean and the kids with no interruptions 🥰"
How amazing, wishing you a wonderful time. |
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"I got called lovely by a barman - 3 times on one round.
And I've think I've found a flat I want, it looks awesome. I'm going to see it soon.
Sounds great and is always nuce when people give compliments. I often comliment people I don't know, why not? "
It put me in a good mood for the night. I don't know MB - I am but a pawn in the game of life. |
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By *ral DMan 9 weeks ago
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I saw on the news earlier that archaeologists have found a Mummy in Egypt, its the first of its kind. When they opened the sarcophagus it was covered in Chocolate and nuts.
It is thought that it is Pharaoh Rochè. |
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"I saw on the news earlier that archaeologists have found a Mummy in Egypt, its the first of its kind. When they opened the sarcophagus it was covered in Chocolate and nuts.
It is thought that it is Pharaoh Rochè."
Lol |
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Thanks for putting this thread up. Definitely needed.
I went to the local video shop and said could I borrow Batman Forever? He said, no you have to bring it back tomorrow.
I went in the shop and said can someone sell me a kettle. The bloke said Kenwood. I said where’s he then?
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"Thanks for putting this thread up. Definitely needed.
I went to the local video shop and said could I borrow Batman Forever? He said, no you have to bring it back tomorrow.
I went in the shop and said can someone sell me a kettle. The bloke said Kenwood. I said where’s he then?
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You are welcome. We all need a bit of cheering up sometimes. And thanks for the contribution. |
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"What a nice idea for a thread!
Saw a photo of a tshirt today that said "I'm no gorilla, but I could beat off 100 men".
Made me laugh, and I'm now considering making that the first line of my profile."
I like the old bar T shirt
“Liquor in the front, poker in the rear” |
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