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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Central

Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck . Their computer recorded a similar, potentially the same bird, doing the same speed, 7 years to the day.

Is it AI/computers ruling the world, or ducks?

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By *icecouple561Couple 8 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Based on this evidence I would say ducks.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Central

I think it's amazing that they caught a a speeding duck 7 years to the day, doing the same thing. As it's all computer controlled now, it could suggest glitches

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

Ends

DUCK

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Central

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1ldnedvde9o

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Maybe it's Darkwing Duck, the Masked Mallard!

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Central

Ducks are cute

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

Ends

Vengeance most fowl

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By *icecouple561Couple 8 weeks ago
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East Sussex


"I think it's amazing that they caught a a speeding duck 7 years to the day, doing the same thing. As it's all computer controlled now, it could suggest glitches "

Ah, like a yearly loop.

In a similar vein, my neighbour texted me about five weeks ago and it arrived this morning .

Also years ago I attended the eye hospital emergency dept to have something removed from my eye. The same thing happened again and the nurse commented it was a year to the day since my last visit.

I've changed my mind, I think it is AI.

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

Prepare for the duck apocalypse!!!

They’ll be kamikaze bird/duck strikes on planes, duck decoy mines in the sea stopping shipping.

The only way we are going to stop this is by stockpiling small pancakes and lots and lots of hoisin sauce!!

Prepare!!!!

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By *illan-KillashMan 8 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck . Their computer recorded a similar, potentially the same bird, doing the same speed, 7 years to the day.

Is it AI/computers ruling the world, or ducks?"

A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.

Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour.

The £5000 machine then seized up and could not be reset by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.

Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralize the perceived threat.

Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched.

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By *ildTimes.Man 8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Absolute quackers 🥪

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By *vaRoseWoman 8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Prepare for the duck apocalypse!!!

They’ll be kamikaze bird/duck strikes on planes, duck decoy mines in the sea stopping shipping.

The only way we are going to stop this is by stockpiling small pancakes and lots and lots of hoisin sauce!!

Prepare!!!!

"

Marked safe from waterfowl most foul. I am a friend of the ducks.

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By *illan-KillashMan 8 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

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By *illan-KillashMan 8 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck . Their computer recorded a similar, potentially the same bird, doing the same speed, 7 years to the day.

Is it AI/computers ruling the world, or ducks?

A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.

Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour.

The £5000 machine then seized up and could not be reset by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.

Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralize the perceived threat.

Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched."

^^^^^ That's been fact checked and failed, shame it's not true, I love the story.

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By *illan-KillashMan 8 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Absolute quackers 🥪"

https://youtu.be/uYOmtEcZ1lk?si=czpHhjiKq9qoUNZz

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By *icecouple561Couple 8 weeks ago
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East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple 8 weeks ago
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"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck . Their computer recorded a similar, potentially the same bird, doing the same speed, 7 years to the day.

Is it AI/computers ruling the world, or ducks?

A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.

Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour.

The £5000 machine then seized up and could not be reset by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.

Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralize the perceived threat.

Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched.

^^^^^ That's been fact checked and failed, shame it's not true, I love the story. "

Damn! I was really impressed there for a minute

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Bristol

I for one welcome our new duck overlords...

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

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DUCK

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By *illan-KillashMan 8 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"DUCK"

https://youtu.be/sjvUX1CEdL4?si=fLRKeSTniVw0sSOy

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By *aizyWoman 8 weeks ago

west midlands


"I think it's amazing that they caught a a speeding duck 7 years to the day, doing the same thing. As it's all computer controlled now, it could suggest glitches "

Or, it was a time travelling duck.

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By *layfull pairingCouple 8 weeks ago

Bristol


"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck . Their computer recorded a similar, potentially the same bird, doing the same speed, 7 years to the day.

Is it AI/computers ruling the world, or ducks?

A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.

Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour.

The £5000 machine then seized up and could not be reset by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.

Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralize the perceived threat.

Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched."

I NEED this missile system on my car to ‘neutralize’ the threat from coppers hiding in bushes with speed guns

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By *avie65Man 8 weeks ago

In the west.


"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck . Their computer recorded a similar, potentially the same bird, doing the same speed, 7 years to the day.

Is it AI/computers ruling the world, or ducks?

A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.

Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour.

The £5000 machine then seized up and could not be reset by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.

Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralize the perceived threat.

Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched."

This may be fake L&B don’t have police force now and the chief constable of Police Scotland is a woman.

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By *partharmonyCouple 8 weeks ago

Ruislip

You obviously haven't seen the film Top Duck with Tom Cruise.

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By *illan-KillashMan 8 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Swiss police cameras clocked a speeder doing 52km/h in a 30km/h zone. It was a mallard duck . Their computer recorded a similar, potentially the same bird, doing the same speed, 7 years to the day.

Is it AI/computers ruling the world, or ducks?

A report has revealed that two traffic patrol officers from North Berwick were involved in an unusual incident whilst checking for speeding motorists on the A1 road between Oldhamstocks and Grantshouse.

Last May, they were using a hand-held radar device to trap unwary motorists on the Edinburgh to London trunk road. One of the unnamed officers used the device to check the speed of an approaching vehicle, and was surprised to find that his target had registered a speed in excess of 300 miles per hour.

The £5000 machine then seized up and could not be reset by the bemused PC's. The radar had in fact latched on to a NATO Tornado aircraft in the North Sea, which was taking part in a simulated low-flying exercise over the Borders and Southern Scotland.

Following a complaint by Sir William Sutherland, Chief Constable of the Lothian & Borders Police force to the RAF liaison office, it was revealed that the officers had a lucky escape - the tactical computer on board the aircraft not only detected and jammed the "hostile" radar equipment, but had automatically armed a Sidewinder air-to-ground missile ready to neutralize the perceived threat.

Luckily the Dutch pilot was alerted to the missile status and was able to override the automatic protection system before the missile launched.

This may be fake L&B don’t have police force now and the chief constable of Police Scotland is a woman. "

Read up.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS 8 weeks ago

Central


"You obviously haven't seen the film Top Duck with Tom Cruise. "

He was probably dwarfed, next to the duck

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple 8 weeks ago

West Suffolk

Duck…..Duck…..Gooseeee

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By *erry bull1Man 8 weeks ago

doncaster

Problem taking after his cousin

The mallard train

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By *sStephenPickleMan 8 weeks ago

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GOOSE

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By *illan-KillashMan 8 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"GOOSE"

https://youtu.be/M7Dk_Ls9UT4?si=PXYwH9Tur9xszw4u

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 8 weeks ago

Next Door

There are all quackers anyway

🤷‍♀️

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By *uddy laneMan 8 weeks ago

dudley

I don't know about ducks but I had to go to the doctors to get advice about my brother who thinks he is a chicken, doc ma brethren thinks he a chicken,, geez its propa shaddy the doctor thought for a while and said grass him up get him locked up in a straight jacket init, bro I would believe but I need the eggs.

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By *randMrsShebaCouple 8 weeks ago

Birmingham

Didn't take me long to figure out a.i can't stop ducks.

A.i has limits

A.i can't replace alot of manual labour roles untill it gets to android stage

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