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"Ngl got a marble stuck up there once as a horny and experimental teen, came out a couple days later but scared the bejeesus out of me 
I would’ve cried laughing explaining that to the doctor"
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I once, accidentally I hasten to add, poked a large sewing machine needle into my index finger. Does that meet the criteria? The needle was attached to the sewing machine and the sewing machine was plugged in and I nearly sewed my hand into the curtains I was making. I don’t do much sewing anymore.
I also electrocuted myself quite recently when a plug to a lamp fell apart as I was pulling it out of the wall socket that definitely felt as tho I had been inserted into with force.
I hear swingers use things like upside down pineapples for fun times. I don’t do that. |
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"I once, accidentally I hasten to add, poked a large sewing machine needle into my index finger. Does that meet the criteria? The needle was attached to the sewing machine and the sewing machine was plugged in and I nearly sewed my hand into the curtains I was making. I don’t do much sewing anymore.
I also electrocuted myself quite recently when a plug to a lamp fell apart as I was pulling it out of the wall socket that definitely felt as tho I had been inserted into with force.
I hear swingers use things like upside down pineapples for fun times. I don’t do that. "
Wasn't allowed in textiles after I accidentally sewed the Web of my thumb into a cushion I was making, my teacher had to complete the project for me and i wasnt allowed to use the machine, don't think I've been near a sewing machine since lmao
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"I once, accidentally I hasten to add, poked a large sewing machine needle into my index finger. Does that meet the criteria? The needle was attached to the sewing machine and the sewing machine was plugged in and I nearly sewed my hand into the curtains I was making. I don’t do much sewing anymore.
I also electrocuted myself quite recently when a plug to a lamp fell apart as I was pulling it out of the wall socket that definitely felt as tho I had been inserted into with force.
I hear swingers use things like upside down pineapples for fun times. I don’t do that. "
Was the finger inside your vagina or anus at the time?  |
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A former girlfriend used to regularly send me videos of new things she had found in her kitchen/house that she had inserted. Spoons, carving knife handles, spatulas, a frying pan handle, hair brush handle, a hammer handle, wine or beer bottles, and she would orgasm on them as well. She told me she could orgasm just by sitting in her work chair and thinking about an orgasm, or indeed about me feeding her my cock. |
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"A former girlfriend used to regularly send me videos of new things she had found in her kitchen/house that she had inserted. Spoons, carving knife handles, spatulas, a frying pan handle, hair brush handle, a hammer handle, wine or beer bottles, and she would orgasm on them as well. She told me she could orgasm just by sitting in her work chair and thinking about an orgasm, or indeed about me feeding her my cock."
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"A former girlfriend used to regularly send me videos of new things she had found in her kitchen/house that she had inserted. Spoons, carving knife handles, spatulas, a frying pan handle, hair brush handle, a hammer handle, wine or beer bottles, and she would orgasm on them as well. She told me she could orgasm just by sitting in her work chair and thinking about an orgasm, or indeed about me feeding her my cock.
Love this!"
Agreed, would drive me wild to receive those |
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Had a large metal butt plug in when on all fours, sat up on my knees and the whole thing sucked itself inside , scared the crap out of me ( no pun intended)
The other half had to get his hand in the get it out lol |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 7 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
A rather large, bulbous-ended round, smooth screwdriver handle. Using the metal shaft of the screwdriver as a handle, it made a rather good dildo. This was before buying a dildo was something I could do. ☺️ |
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By *aizyWoman 7 weeks ago
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"A rather large, bulbous-ended round, smooth screwdriver handle. Using the metal shaft of the screwdriver as a handle, it made a rather good dildo. This was before buying a dildo was something I could do. ☺️"
That is why they are Phillips screwdrivers! 🤔 |
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By *aizyWoman 7 weeks ago
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"A rather large, bulbous-ended round, smooth screwdriver handle. Using the metal shaft of the screwdriver as a handle, it made a rather good dildo. This was before buying a dildo was something I could do. ☺️
That is why they are Phillips screwdrivers! 🤔"
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 7 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"A rather large, bulbous-ended round, smooth screwdriver handle. Using the metal shaft of the screwdriver as a handle, it made a rather good dildo. This was before buying a dildo was something I could do. ☺️
That is why they are Phillips screwdrivers! 🤔
* called "
Well, this one was mine, not Phillip's. |
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"Had a large metal butt plug in when on all fours, sat up on my knees and the whole thing sucked itself inside , scared the crap out of me ( no pun intended)
The other half had to get his hand in the get it out lol"
Stories like this have put me off using my princess plug 🫣 |
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I have not dabbled with anything other than penis and sex toys. There is a chap on here though who shoved a Greggs sausage roll up his arse and that ate it … the visual has been burnt on my retinas for ever and I’ve not been able to eat one since |
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"I have not dabbled with anything other than penis and sex toys. There is a chap on here though who shoved a Greggs sausage roll up his arse and that ate it … the visual has been burnt on my retinas for ever and I’ve not been able to eat one since "
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"I once, accidentally I hasten to add, poked a large sewing machine needle into my index finger. Does that meet the criteria? The needle was attached to the sewing machine and the sewing machine was plugged in and I nearly sewed my hand into the curtains I was making. I don’t do much sewing anymore.
I also electrocuted myself quite recently when a plug to a lamp fell apart as I was pulling it out of the wall socket that definitely felt as tho I had been inserted into with force.
I hear swingers use things like upside down pineapples for fun times. I don’t do that.
Was the finger inside your vagina or anus at the time? "
Yes, I slipped and fell. |
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Around 20ish years ago, Iceland brought out ice lollies that were made of a firm jelly so they would start hard and frozen but then get softer but not melt or drip. They were fun to play with!
Donna |
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"Around 20ish years ago, Iceland brought out ice lollies that were made of a firm jelly so they would start hard and frozen but then get softer but not melt or drip. They were fun to play with!
Donna "
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 7 weeks ago
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"A rolled-up copy of Good Housekeeping.
No wonder it’s always full of shit.
Ba dum tsss
It's called good housekeeping, Pickles, picking up and putting things away."
Shoving it up there is one thing. Turning to page 9 is quite another |
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just done a #topgear session for the first time, that was pretty good & guys seem to love it.
2 bottles of champagne at a burlesque event (one in each hole), shaken & then exploded into me, no corks though lol. |
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"just done a #topgear session for the first time, that was pretty good & guys seem to love it.
2 bottles of champagne at a burlesque event (one in each hole), shaken & then exploded into me, no corks though lol."
Top gear? |
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"just done a #topgear session for the first time, that was pretty good & guys seem to love it.
2 bottles of champagne at a burlesque event (one in each hole), shaken & then exploded into me, no corks though lol.
Top gear? "
where a girl fucks parts of a guys car gear stick, handbrake etc |
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"just done a #topgear session for the first time, that was pretty good & guys seem to love it.
2 bottles of champagne at a burlesque event (one in each hole), shaken & then exploded into me, no corks though lol.
Top gear?
where a girl fucks parts of a guys car gear stick, handbrake etc"
Ah I seeeeeee |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉"
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔 |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔"
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣 |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣"
It was something that melted 😂 |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣
It was something that melted 😂"
A Cornetto?? |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣
It was something that melted 😂
A Cornetto??"
His poor fragile heart? Hahahaha |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣
It was something that melted 😂
A Cornetto??"
😂🤣 oooh a little rough that |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣
It was something that melted 😂
A Cornetto??
His poor fragile heart? Hahahaha "
Trust me if you could see what he could take you’d know he would be just fine |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣
It was something that melted 😂
A Cornetto??
His poor fragile heart? Hahahaha
Trust me if you could see what he could take you’d know he would be just fine"
Yup, definitely mortified 😳🤣 |
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"More what I’ve stuck in others 😈. I once went to a party with a boyfriend at the time with a creme egg in his bum 😂
Now we know how you eat yours then 😉
I did not eat it from there, I may how ever made him eat something else he inserted 🤔
I’m either mortified or curious to what it was.. assuming it’s not the obvious 🤔🤣
It was something that melted 😂
A Cornetto??
His poor fragile heart? Hahahaha
Trust me if you could see what he could take you’d know he would be just fine
Yup, definitely mortified 😳🤣"
😂😂 |
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"A penis. The penis was lovely. The man it was attached to was a cunt 😘
* PS. This has happened more than once sadly
I’m not a cunt. You take that back. "
Ha ha ha ha. No you’re not. And your penis is delicious 😘
* I heard |
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"A penis. The penis was lovely. The man it was attached to was a cunt 😘
* PS. This has happened more than once sadly
Seems like telling him to fuck himself would be quite apt then."
Nah. It’s very much his / their loss 😘 |
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"A penis. The penis was lovely. The man it was attached to was a cunt 😘
* PS. This has happened more than once sadly
I’m not a cunt. You take that back.
Ha ha ha ha. No you’re not. And your penis is delicious 😘
* I heard "
You heard correctly |
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"A penis. The penis was lovely. The man it was attached to was a cunt 😘
* PS. This has happened more than once sadly
I’m not a cunt. You take that back.
Ha ha ha ha. No you’re not. And your penis is delicious 😘
* I heard
You heard correctly "
Oooffttt 😈 |
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"Sausage, mash and onion gravy.
Also pick n mix
Did you eat the pic n mix after?
I didn't stick it in myself, nor did I eat it myself afterwards!"
What a waste of pic n mix.
If it had been haribo it would’ve been criminal |
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"Sausage, mash and onion gravy.
Also pick n mix
Did you eat the pic n mix after?
I didn't stick it in myself, nor did I eat it myself afterwards!
What a waste of pic n mix.
If it had been haribo it would’ve been criminal "
I had no wish to eat but then I wasn’t the one who it was intended for. I'm not sat at home inserting food into myself for no apparent reason 😆 |
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"I had a crunchie chocolate bar put up my bum by my partner. He fucked me then I ate the chocolate off his cock afterwards. That was a horny afternoon  "
If there was ever a reason to propose to a woman this is it, that's true love |
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"I have not dabbled with anything other than penis and sex toys. There is a chap on here though who shoved a Greggs sausage roll up his arse and that ate it … the visual has been burnt on my retinas for ever and I’ve not been able to eat one since "
God dayyyum!
My eyes, the goggles do nothing!
Thanks for sharing, now it's partially embrazened in my head. 😳😱 |
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