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"If you die under a bench press, get someone to put a couple of more plates on the bar before calling the ambulance" I feel like some preplanning may be required here. | |||
"If you die under a bench press, get someone to put a couple of more plates on the bar before calling the ambulance" I like this one 😂 | |||
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"Always ask your partner to lick your ass, if they turn out to be a dick the visual may still give you future satisfaction 😉" I’d be more embarrassed with myself I didn’t tongue his ass daily🤭 | |||
"Always ask your partner to lick your ass, if they turn out to be a dick the visual may still give you future satisfaction 😉 I’d be more embarrassed with myself I didn’t tongue his ass daily🤭" You young lady are definitely trouble 😜 | |||
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"If you die under a bench press, get someone to put a couple of more plates on the bar before calling the ambulance I like this one 😂 " Ambulance weighting targets?  | |||
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"If you're going to risk it make sure you do it with a biscuit Hence the term "No Risk, No Reward"" No rusk, no reward, surely? | |||
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"Always ask your partner to lick your ass, if they turn out to be a dick the visual may still give you future satisfaction 😉" 😂😂😂 Can confirm this has just brought me joy 🤣 | |||
"Always ask your partner to lick your ass, if they turn out to be a dick the visual may still give you future satisfaction 😉 😂😂😂 Can confirm this has just brought me joy 🤣" It’s a no lose situation either way 😜 | |||
"If you find JoeBeans dead under a bench press then your chances on here will improve exponentially. Toned torso not required." See JB… A god! 😉😂 | |||
"After watching a tiktok about advice it got me thinking. So what's the best advice you've given, let's keep it funny My advice, never kiss your mum on your dads birthday " My advice is don't get advice from Tiktok | |||
"Buy the best bed and shoes you can afford, cause you're either in one or the other." That's great advice 👍 | |||
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"Never google your symptoms 🤣 the prognosis will not be good" Absolutely!! I’m female and had prostate cancer more times than I can remember 😂😂 | |||
"Never google your symptoms 🤣 the prognosis will not be good Absolutely!! I’m female and had prostate cancer more times than I can remember 😂😂" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
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"After watching a tiktok about advice it got me thinking. So what's the best advice you've given, let's keep it funny My advice, never kiss your mum on your dads birthday " Don't be a cunt. | |||
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"For the men... If women don't find you handsome have them find you handy." Or funny..  | |||
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"For the men... If women don't find you handsome have them find you handy. Or funny.. "I've seen how my humour is received, I'm sticking with handy.  | |||
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"It's not you, it's them. *ok. Sometimes it's you.... " Never assume, it makes an ass of u and me. Get it? See what I did there? 🤯 Mrs x | |||
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"Don’t do that! " I like it, it applies to loads of things. Mrs x | |||
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"Rub n smell" Is that like scratch and sniff? | |||
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"Trust no one, fuck everyone." ^ | |||
"Never stick your fingers in a whole that can't grow hair round it. That was from one of my old engineering instructors when we were aligning pins through bushings. Xxx" Has he never had a bagel or doughnut? | |||
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"If you die under a bench press, get someone to put a couple of more plates on the bar before calling the ambulance" Why bother call the ambulance? Fucker is dead ring a funeral home  | |||
