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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Welcome to bar toots serving nothing but finest free booze and non Alcholic this side of fab!

Plenty of space for of you lovely patrons, so come on in!

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

I’ll have a Mojito please mate and one for yourself. 🍹 🤜 🤛

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’ll have a Mojito please mate and one for yourself. 🍹 🤜 🤛 "
.of course sir coming right up!

And how have you been, its been ahwile mate!

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By *hortieWoman 9 weeks ago

Northampton

Pint of ghost ship please,and a pack of scampi fries

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pint of ghost ship please,and a pack of scampi fries "

Of course coming right up.

Also what drink is that?

And welcome!

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By *loria JamesTV/TS 9 weeks ago

Durham

Espresso martini for me please x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Espresso martini for me please x"

Of course coming right up, and welcome to the bar!!!

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By *eroLondonMan 9 weeks ago

Mayfair

Make mine a Steeplechase™ Signature London Dry Gin ... with tonic, please, served with a wedge of lime. 🍋‍🟩

(You'll find it behind the bar. It was a gift from a generous and remarkable lady... and it's appreciated)

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 9 weeks ago

Voldsøy

In, and ready to drown my sorrows tonight...

I'll have a surprise, I trust you'll serve me well

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Make mine a Steeplechase™ Signature London Dry Gin ... with tonic, please, served with a wedge of lime. 🍋‍🟩

(You'll find it behind the bar. It was a gift from a generous and remarkable lady... and it's appreciated)"

Of course coming right up, from behind the counter, from a very remarkable lady indeed.

Glad you make this evening.

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 9 weeks ago

scunthorpe

Ooh a nice cold disaronno sours for me please!

Donna. X

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"In, and ready to drown my sorrows tonight...

I'll have a surprise, I trust you'll serve me well "

Oooh how about a lemoncello.

I'll drink with you Of course. glad you could make it tonight!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ooh a nice cold disaronno sours for me please!

Donna. X"

Of course coming right up, ice cold for you.

Welcome to the bar!!

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By *etwife8230Couple 9 weeks ago

Newport

I'm in Toots for another suprise ,been one of those days where I need something strong 💪 💋

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'm in Toots for another suprise ,been one of those days where I need something strong 💪 💋"

I've got some extra strong gin if you'd like a glass or two?

And welcome back glad you could make it this evening!

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By *etwife8230Couple 9 weeks ago

Newport

Thankyou ,keep them coming x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Thankyou ,keep them coming x"

Absolutely just shout me if you need a refil.. or 2.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Ah Tooty.

Lovely to see you twice in 2 days.

I'll have an iced lemonade please. Home-made if you have it.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ah Tooty.

Lovely to see you twice in 2 days.

I'll have an iced lemonade please. Home-made if you have it. "

I always have the homemade lemonade, freshly made of course!

And you aswell, trying to make up for lost time

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 9 weeks ago

Pontypool

Hello Toots!

Could I have a bottle of very dry, acidic Sauvignon Blanc. It's been a 'day'!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hello Toots!

Could I have a bottle of very dry, acidic Sauvignon Blanc. It's been a 'day'! "

Hello!!!

Of course you can, tell me about I'm burning alive 🤣

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By *ChubsMan 9 weeks ago

West Midlands

Evening Toot's good to see the bars open again

I'll have a double JD with 1 cube of ice please 😃

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By *ChubsMan 9 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Hello Toots!

Could I have a bottle of very dry, acidic Sauvignon Blanc. It's been a 'day'! "

Can't beat a dry white 🥂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening Toot's good to see the bars open again

I'll have a double JD with 1 cube of ice please 😃"

Thank you, and of course coming right up my good sir!

Welcome back!

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"I’ll have a Mojito please mate and one for yourself. 🍹 🤜 🤛 .of course sir coming right up!

And how have you been, its been ahwile mate!"

I’m all good man. It’s nice to see you back on here 🍻 I hope all is well with you too.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’ll have a Mojito please mate and one for yourself. 🍹 🤜 🤛 .of course sir coming right up!

And how have you been, its been ahwile mate!

I’m all good man. It’s nice to see you back on here 🍻 I hope all is well with you too. "

For now it is!

Ans you aswell!

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By *orphia2003Woman 9 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Can I have a nice cold weisse bier please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have a nice cold weisse bier please."
.of course you can!

And welcome back to the bar how have you been?

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 9 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"In, and ready to drown my sorrows tonight...

I'll have a surprise, I trust you'll serve me well

Oooh how about a lemoncello.

I'll drink with you Of course. glad you could make it tonight!"

Ooh, well then... Cheers! 🥂

Fancy shaking me up a cocktail, please, Toots 😘

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Ah Tooty.

Lovely to see you twice in 2 days.

I'll have an iced lemonade please. Home-made if you have it.

I always have the homemade lemonade, freshly made of course!

And you aswell, trying to make up for lost time

"

Lovely to see you.

I'll let you whizz around and satisfy your patrons.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol

G’n’t Please good sir

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton

Ill have a nice strawberry dacquiri tonight kind sir

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"In, and ready to drown my sorrows tonight...

I'll have a surprise, I trust you'll serve me well

Oooh how about a lemoncello.

I'll drink with you Of course. glad you could make it tonight!

Ooh, well then... Cheers! 🥂

Fancy shaking me up a cocktail, please, Toots 😘"

.of course give me a name and I'll make it.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester

Can I have a pint of cold ribena 😊

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ah Tooty.

Lovely to see you twice in 2 days.

I'll have an iced lemonade please. Home-made if you have it.

I always have the homemade lemonade, freshly made of course!

And you aswell, trying to make up for lost time

Lovely to see you.

I'll let you whizz around and satisfy your patrons. "

Don't be a stranger, it's lovely to chat to you again!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"G’n’t Please good sir "

One gin coming right up, how are you my friend?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ill have a nice strawberry dacquiri tonight kind sir "

Coming right up, and as promised threee bottles of wine or whatever bottle of your choosing.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ill have a nice strawberry dacquiri tonight kind sir

Coming right up, and as promised threee bottles of wine or whatever bottle of your choosing.

"

My fave barman 😊

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Can I have a pint of cold ribena 😊"

Of course you can, it's been pretty warm today!

And welcome glad you could make it!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ill have a nice strawberry dacquiri tonight kind sir

Coming right up, and as promised threee bottles of wine or whatever bottle of your choosing.

My fave barman 😊"

I do try.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 9 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"Fancy shaking me up a cocktail, please, Toots 😘.of course give me a name and I'll make it. "

I'll have a Grape Escape, please. And one for you, whatever you like 😜

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"G’n’t Please good sir

One gin coming right up, how are you my friend? "

In need of that gin haha!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Fancy shaking me up a cocktail, please, Toots 😘.of course give me a name and I'll make it.

I'll have a Grape Escape, please. And one for you, whatever you like 😜"

Of course coming right up, and I'll take a great escape with you..

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"G’n’t Please good sir

One gin coming right up, how are you my friend?

In need of that gin haha! "

Ahh take the bottle tonight, take it easy ok?

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"G’n’t Please good sir

One gin coming right up, how are you my friend?

In need of that gin haha!

Ahh take the bottle tonight, take it easy ok? "

Nah I’m all good, just hot and bothered

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By *IXEN200Woman 9 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir....... "

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"G’n’t Please good sir

One gin coming right up, how are you my friend?

In need of that gin haha!

Ahh take the bottle tonight, take it easy ok?

Nah I’m all good, just hot and bothered "

Good to hear my friend.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton

Oh if the shots are out ill have a nice tequila rose too please

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By *obilebottomMan 9 weeks ago

All over


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!"

I am goi g to join Vixen

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 9 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"Fancy shaking me up a cocktail, please, Toots 😘.of course give me a name and I'll make it.

I'll have a Grape Escape, please. And one for you, whatever you like 😜

Of course coming right up, and I'll take a great escape with you.. "

Smooth!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Oh if the shots are out ill have a nice tequila rose too please "

Tequila rose? Have yet to try one, as its still on my to drink list!

Coming right up.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

I am goi g to join Vixen "

I'll get some extra shit ready.

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By *IXEN200Woman 9 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!"

Please and keep them coming

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Fancy shaking me up a cocktail, please, Toots 😘.of course give me a name and I'll make it.

I'll have a Grape Escape, please. And one for you, whatever you like 😜

Of course coming right up, and I'll take a great escape with you..

Smooth! "

Very.

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By *IXEN200Woman 9 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

I am goi g to join Vixen "

Thank you for your company MB

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

Please and keep them coming"

Roger that!!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

Please and keep them coming

Roger that!! "

I’ll take shots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

Please and keep them coming

Roger that!!

I’ll take shots"

There's a good chance Toots will fall asleep so bar is yours.

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By *ivilised matureMan 9 weeks ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

Louis XII Cognac

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

Please and keep them coming

Roger that!!

I’ll take shots

There's a good chance Toots will fall asleep so bar is yours. "

Shots for all! Who wants shots?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Louis XII Cognac "
. Of course coming right up!

And welcome to the bar.

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By *hickthighs25Woman 9 weeks ago

Stockton


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

Please and keep them coming

Roger that!!

I’ll take shots

There's a good chance Toots will fall asleep so bar is yours.

Shots for all! Who wants shots?"

Me me me hahaha

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By *laret_jonoMan 9 weeks ago

Clitheroe

Pint of Vimto with ice please barman

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pint of Vimto with ice please barman"
.of course my good man!

Hooe your having a pleasant evening!

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By *londebiguyMan 9 weeks ago

Southport

A whiskey and wine please for me.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

Please and keep them coming

Roger that!!

I’ll take shots

There's a good chance Toots will fall asleep so bar is yours.

Shots for all! Who wants shots?

Me me me hahaha"

Shots coming right up!

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By *.R.MMan 9 weeks ago

Norfolk

A perfectly poured pint of Guinness please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A whiskey and wine please for me."

Coming right up!!

And welcome to the bar my good man!@

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 9 weeks ago

Reading

G&T here please. And one for yourself Toots.

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By *laret_jonoMan 9 weeks ago

Clitheroe


"Pint of Vimto with ice please barman.of course my good man!

Hooe your having a pleasant evening! "

Thank you, kind Sir. Great bar, some stunners in here

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"G&T here please. And one for yourself Toots."

Absolutely coming right up!!!!

And welcome.to the bar!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 9 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Ah Tooty.

Lovely to see you twice in 2 days.

I'll have an iced lemonade please. Home-made if you have it.

I always have the homemade lemonade, freshly made of course!

And you aswell, trying to make up for lost time

Lovely to see you.

I'll let you whizz around and satisfy your patrons.

Don't be a stranger, it's lovely to chat to you again! "

I get stranger by the day Tooty.

Always happy to cross your threshold.

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By *isskxxyvWoman 9 weeks ago

Reading

Mango daiquiri today please. With lime for garnish.

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By *ivilised matureMan 9 weeks ago

East Sheen/ Barnes


"Louis XII Cognac . Of course coming right up!

And welcome to the bar. "

That should have been Louis XIII

LOL

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By *rymedownunderMan 9 weeks ago

London/Australia

Double scotch for me please (and yes it is 6.45am where I am!)

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 9 weeks ago

Bristol


"Mango daiquiri today please. With lime for garnish."

Fuck it, make it two

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ah Tooty.

Lovely to see you twice in 2 days.

I'll have an iced lemonade please. Home-made if you have it.

I always have the homemade lemonade, freshly made of course!

And you aswell, trying to make up for lost time

Lovely to see you.

I'll let you whizz around and satisfy your patrons.

Don't be a stranger, it's lovely to chat to you again!

I get stranger by the day Tooty.

Always happy to cross your threshold.

"

That's food tk hear so do I.

Aww shucks, and same to you spin.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Mango daiquiri today please. With lime for garnish."
2 mango daiquiris coming right up!.

That's sounds bloody delicious.

And welcome to the bar, glad you could make it!

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By *ChubsMan 9 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Evening Toot's good to see the bars open again

I'll have a double JD with 1 cube of ice please 😃

Thank you, and of course coming right up my good sir!

Welcome back!"

Cheers Toot 🥃

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By *ray_BTWMan 9 weeks ago

Worcester

Single malt for me please, make it a double.....anyone care to join me.

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago

Fancy a rum and Pepsi max thanks op.

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By *ChubsMan 9 weeks ago

West Midlands


"Single malt for me please, make it a double.....anyone care to join me."

Pour another, I'll join you 🥃

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 9 weeks ago

North West

Good evening Toots. I’m in an indecisive mood this evening so I’d like a surprise please!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Good evening Toots. I’m in an indecisive mood this evening so I’d like a surprise please! "

Oooh, how you feeling with cocktails tonight?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Single malt for me please, make it a double.....anyone care to join me."

Coming right up, and welcome to the bar good to have you!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 9 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Fancy a rum and Pepsi max thanks op."

Coming right up, and it's nice to see you here!

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By *hat.coupleCouple 9 weeks ago

Kent

So many lovely looking people, where to sit?

Large white wine please barkeep x

Mrs x

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By (user no longer on site) 9 weeks ago


"Fancy a rum and Pepsi max thanks op.

Coming right up, and it's nice to see you here!"

🤔

And here i am x

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By *obilebottomMan 9 weeks ago

All over


"I fancy a taste of every shot you have available please sir.......

Well why don't I line you some up?

And welcome!

I am goi g to join Vixen

I'll get some extra shit ready. "

Oops I was busy and only just noticed that.

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By *.R.MMan 9 weeks ago

Norfolk


"A perfectly poured pint of Guinness please"

I’ve almost died of thirst over an hour wait, what sort of bar is this

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 9 weeks ago

North West


"Good evening Toots. I’m in an indecisive mood this evening so I’d like a surprise please!

Oooh, how you feeling with cocktails tonight?

"

A cock and tails would be grand 😁

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