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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! |
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Your fear of the sea will subside when you embrace its raw beauty. You need a fast and seaworthy ship lass. Might I recommend an outremer 52. Go check it out - fast, sexy, very seaworthy and luxurious, you'll love it X. |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
Are you sure you'll make the Cut Lass? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"I will but I'm not chopping my leg off and wobbling round on a wooden leg, I do like stripey pirate trousers tho and a parrot I can teach to swear, yeah I'm in 🦜🏴☠️"
This is what I need in life, a parrot to tell everyone that tries to talk to me to fuck off! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"Your fear of the sea will subside when you embrace its raw beauty. You need a fast and seaworthy ship lass. Might I recommend an outremer 52. Go check it out - fast, sexy, very seaworthy and luxurious, you'll love it X."
I want dirty and rough not sexy |
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
I'm in! I pretty sure I could handle a Schooner or a Brigg. May need a bigger crew for anything larger. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"You like the cold don't you? Not sure pirating is all that much fun when it's freezing. There's icebergs and penguins don't carry much plunder."
For rum and my jack sparrow I will endure the sweat. |
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"You like the cold don't you? Not sure pirating is all that much fun when it's freezing. There's icebergs and penguins don't carry much plunder.
For rum and my jack sparrow I will endure the sweat. "
Awww how adorably cute. 🫶🏼 |
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By *agic.MMan 7 weeks ago
Orpington |
"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
Foock yah! I'm in...now we need pirate names 👀 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"I fear the sea and its awesome wetness. It's the life of a landlubber for me  "
I have a huge fear of the sea, and submarines. But hopefully we won't see any of those, and we'll have rum
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
Foock yah! I'm in...now we need pirate names 👀"
Can you do a pirate dance? |
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By *agic.MMan 7 weeks ago
Orpington |
"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
Foock yah! I'm in...now we need pirate names 👀
Can you do a pirate dance? "
Aye! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
Foock yah! I'm in...now we need pirate names 👀
Can you do a pirate dance?
Aye!"
We'll share a bunk.
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
I'd rather walk the plank ta 🥪 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
I'd rather walk the plank ta 🥪"
Oh no, this is devastating news. I'm not sure I can go on.
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I would like to join but I have one condition. May we have After Eights instead of Pieces of Eight?
I like dark rum, have a gammy leg and a striped shirt. I know the words to the Pirate Song and one of my favourite albums is Pirates by Rickie Lee Jones.
Remember: Three may keep a secret if two be dead.
Arrrrr Captain and shipmates. |
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
Did you mention rum, yep I'll be there, if there's rum involved so I'm involved |
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Well I used to be a pirate (according to the quote below) and sailed under a jolly roger, so I guess if you are recruiting I could join back up if you are wanting previous experience?
“Submarines are underhanded, unfair and damned unEnglish… treat all submarines as pirates in wartime… and hang all their crews.” Admiral of the Fleet, Sir Arthur Wilson, 1901 |
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"Well I used to be a pirate (according to the quote below) and sailed under a jolly roger, so I guess if you are recruiting I could join back up if you are wanting previous experience?
“Submarines are underhanded, unfair and damned unEnglish… treat all submarines as pirates in wartime… and hang all their crews.” Admiral of the Fleet, Sir Arthur Wilson, 1901"
Never met a sane submariner yet 🤣🤣 |
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"Well I used to be a pirate (according to the quote below) and sailed under a jolly roger, so I guess if you are recruiting I could join back up if you are wanting previous experience?
“Submarines are underhanded, unfair and damned unEnglish… treat all submarines as pirates in wartime… and hang all their crews.” Admiral of the Fleet, Sir Arthur Wilson, 1901
Never met a sane submariner yet 🤣🤣"
Surely that's a given?
I don't think you can be sane to willingly spend months at a time confined to a metal tube hundreds of meters under water full of things that are designed to explode |
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By (user no longer on site) 7 weeks ago
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Somalia has really tainted my vision of pirates.
I'd love to think the coast is littered with bars selling grog and guys inside with eye patches but I doubt that's the case.  |
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
I'd rather walk the plank ta 🥪
Oh no, this is devastating news. I'm not sure I can go on.
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That's just sad 😢, you're usually such a cheery soul 🥪 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
I'd rather walk the plank ta 🥪
Oh no, this is devastating news. I'm not sure I can go on.
That's just sad 😢, you're usually such a cheery soul 🥪"
Ah WT, you'll never know. 😘 |
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
I'd rather walk the plank ta 🥪
Oh no, this is devastating news. I'm not sure I can go on.
That's just sad 😢, you're usually such a cheery soul 🥪
Ah WT, you'll never know. 😘"
Shouldn't it be Arrrrrr....you're a pirate now apparently...🥪 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 7 weeks ago
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?!
I'd rather walk the plank ta 🥪
Oh no, this is devastating news. I'm not sure I can go on.
That's just sad 😢, you're usually such a cheery soul 🥪
Ah WT, you'll never know. 😘
Shouldn't it be Arrrrrr....you're a pirate now apparently...🥪"
Where's that bloody parrot when you need it |
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
Definitely in for the raiding life haha |
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"Arrghh she's a fine ship lassie but I hope the poop deck isn't what I think it is.
I'll wager we set sail, get lost, sail around the isle of wight twice and be home within a week. Arggh"
I'll wager you've never had to drink your own urine  |
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"Please Captain, may I be excused pillaging etc as I've sliced my mainbrace and I confuse gunnels with ginnels?"
Lucky you. I've been tasked with scrubbing the poop deck yet again. It's playing havoc with my knees and fingernails ... Oh and it stinks as well  |
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By *mandoMan 7 weeks ago
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"I will but I'm not chopping my leg off and wobbling round on a wooden leg, I do like stripey pirate trousers tho and a parrot I can teach to swear, yeah I'm in 🦜🏴☠️"
You can teach a crow or a raven to talk, too, btw.
Smartest of all birds. |
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"I will but I'm not chopping my leg off and wobbling round on a wooden leg, I do like stripey pirate trousers tho and a parrot I can teach to swear, yeah I'm in 🦜🏴☠️
You can teach a crow or a raven to talk, too, btw.
Smartest of all birds."
Starlings can also mimic human speech |
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
🙋🏼♀️ Me, I'll come too!
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
Sign me up OP |
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"Arrghh she's a fine ship lassie but I hope the poop deck isn't what I think it is.
I'll wager we set sail, get lost, sail around the isle of wight twice and be home within a week. Arggh
I'll wager you've never had to drink your own urine "
Its sterile and like the taste sign me up captain. I will pick up more kraken |
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"Why are pirates called pirates?
Cause they AARRRRRRR....!
What is a Pirates favorite letter of the alphabet?
R!
Wrong! you'd think it would be the R, but it's really all about the C!"
That's even worse than mine! 😂 |
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"And I'm off to live the pirate life.
I mean, I may have a slight fear of the sea but I'll overcome that with rum.
I can live without showering, it's such an effort anyway. And I think I'd rock a pirate hat.
Who's coming?! "
She did warn us, tbf. |
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