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If I was the last man in the world…..
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By *aizyWoman 12 weeks ago
west midlands |
"So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?
Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank. "
All of the women might have decided they are all gay now 🤔
(No offence Fiddles! 😆) |
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 12 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?
Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank.
All of the women might have decided they are all gay now 🤔
(No offence Fiddles! 😆)"
I didn’t think of that. Good spot there, Daizy  |
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"So you looked around, saw only women and yourself, and decided fuck it I’m gay now?
Cos I can’t think of why else you would want to wank.
All of the women might have decided they are all gay now 🤔
(No offence Fiddles! 😆)"
Ooh unintended consequences. |
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A little self pleasure is therapeutic.
There are absolutely times when what I want is to focus on my own joy and not worry about someone else.
You have that wank. Someone will be offended I'm sure, but you can just knock them down the waiting list for the world's only penis if they're rude about it 💜 |
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"A little self pleasure is therapeutic.
There are absolutely times when what I want is to focus on my own joy and not worry about someone else.
You have that wank. Someone will be offended I'm sure, but you can just knock them down the waiting list for the world's only penis if they're rude about it 💜"
You should definitely publish a self help book. |
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"Depends OP, you haven't stipulated whether there are actually any other people of any gender at all remaining in the world..."
Fair point.
What if the reason there are no other men left is because the vaginas and assholes all grew teeth and a craving for devouring flesh, and only the OP has held out this long.
Wanking is absolutely the right choice then 💜 |
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"Depends OP, you haven't stipulated whether there are actually any other people of any gender at all remaining in the world...
Fair point.
What if the reason there are no other men left is because the vaginas and assholes all grew teeth and a craving for devouring flesh, and only the OP has held out this long.
Wanking is absolutely the right choice then 💜"
You mean vaginas don’t have teeth?
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