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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago

Right an advert for yourself

No more than 25 words

If you see someone you like maybe send a response

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 8 weeks ago

Altrincham

Feisty female, confident & sarcastic, well presented with lots of energy, physical age 53, mental age 18, talks too much, likes wine & men

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By *vaRoseWoman 8 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Tart with a heart and hands that tease,

With a filthy mouth and a grip that’ll please.

I’ll butter your biscuit and cream your bun,

Then ride you so hard you’ll forget your mum.

I’m soft where it counts and firm where I please,

I give good orders now get on your knees

I’ll ruin your life in the nicest way,

Then pat your head and send you to away

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By *haron1701ETV/TS 8 weeks ago

Southport

Tall handsome mall / naughty little minx - depending on your choice.

57, looks younger?

Advanced O and A levels

Intelligent, articulated with buckets full of love.

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By *ir tootMan 8 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Tart with a heart and hands that tease,

With a filthy mouth and a grip that’ll please.

I’ll butter your biscuit and cream your bun,

Then ride you so hard you’ll forget your mum.

I’m soft where it counts and firm where I please,

I give good orders now get on your knees

I’ll ruin your life in the nicest way,

Then pat your head and send you to away"

I'm gonna need a minute beofre I write mine.

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By *ildTimes.Man 8 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Will fill in later 🥪

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By *avie65Man 8 weeks ago

In the west.

Cranky old git with own teeth and a full head of hair. Needs to be 💤💤💤💤

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By *hechonkyduoCouple 8 weeks ago

Alphabet Mafia HQ, Dudleyish.

Friendly, fat and neurodivergent. Lovers of chubby bi men, spitroasts and sensory play.

Warning: highly addictive.

You may get wet.

Terms and conditions apply.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 8 weeks ago

Castlebar

Sarcastic, slightly premenstrual, squishy woman looking for hot sex with excess kissing. Some comedy and banter required. Previous experience and advantage.

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By *ucka39Man 8 weeks ago

Newcastle

Batteries not included

Instructions not needed

Approved via the safety standards

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By *hortieWoman 8 weeks ago

Northampton

New packaging - same great taste!

* May contain Nuts.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 8 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Free spirit, free thinker, realist, intelligent without being arrogant and a geeky social butterfly. Confusing? Probably. Interesting? Always

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 8 weeks ago

North West

Sex person.

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By *ansoffateMan 8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

All of your dreams and fantasies can be realised with the Hansoffate.

Terms and Conditions apply, Hansoffate is a subsidiary of Bratty Bunny Corporation Ltd.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 8 weeks ago

North West


"Sex person. "

Okay proper one.

Geeky bundle of awesomeness. Speak friend and enter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    8 weeks ago

Mine is

More likely to be tinkering with a bike than with a person

That said, means he’s good with his hands

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 8 weeks ago

Reading

Better than your average bear.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London

Non convincing human masquerading as a couldn’t care less tranny. Available as extra in repair stuff porn. Can’t fix stuff. Dyson like qualities.

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By *parkle1974Woman 8 weeks ago

Leeds

Straight talking, sarcastic but absolutely hilarious.

If you like honesty, witty comebacks and someone who laughs at the smallest thing......that someone is me

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By *ansoffateMan 8 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Non convincing human masquerading as a couldn’t care less tranny. Available as extra in repair stuff porn. Can’t fix stuff. Dyson like qualities. "

Amazing suction performance until you get clogged up and then you need stripping down and servicing?

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By *omeones GrumpMan 8 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Go away I'm not for sale

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 8 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Leeds/London


"Non convincing human masquerading as a couldn’t care less tranny. Available as extra in repair stuff porn. Can’t fix stuff. Dyson like qualities.

Amazing suction performance until you get clogged up and then you need stripping down and servicing?"

Hans you just proved my ad works!

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan 8 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

My mouth and tongue will stimulate you both mentally and physically. Why not take a test drive?

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By *ear NecessitiesMan 8 weeks ago

The woods

This kind of bear, that kind of bear, all kinds of bear. Just bear with me and ask for cuddles if wanted.

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By *zeroMan 8 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'll use the description on my profile

* 1988 model

* Exterior slightly damaged

* High mileage but still runs

* Wide boot

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By *olyGlamorousWoman 8 weeks ago

Altrincham


"Straight talking, sarcastic but absolutely hilarious.

If you like honesty, witty comebacks and someone who laughs at the smallest thing......that someone is me "

Can we be friends 😁

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By *parkle1974Woman 8 weeks ago

Leeds


"Straight talking, sarcastic but absolutely hilarious.

If you like honesty, witty comebacks and someone who laughs at the smallest thing......that someone is me

Can we be friends 😁 "

Absolutely

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By *layfullsamMan 8 weeks ago

Solihull

Older gentleman suffering from premature ejaculation, seeking younger woman with gorgeous breasts, erect nipples, and a smooth tight wet pus oh ffs too late never mind

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By *ikestokissMan 8 weeks ago

london


"Tart with a heart and hands that tease,

With a filthy mouth and a grip that’ll please.

I’ll butter your biscuit and cream your bun,

Then ride you so hard you’ll forget your mum.

I’m soft where it counts and firm where I please,

I give good orders now get on your knees

I’ll ruin your life in the nicest way,

Then pat your head and send you to away"

Thats Excellent Eva!! Loved it

hope I get you in Bella's blind date, I think you would ask the most filthiest questions

Just what I want 😍

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By *estructionDollyWoman 8 weeks ago

Manchester

Pocket sized deviant. An innocent face masks a multitude of sins. Will probably piss you off, but totally worth it*

*opinions may vary

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By *estructionDollyWoman 8 weeks ago

Manchester


"Tart with a heart and hands that tease,

With a filthy mouth and a grip that’ll please.

I’ll butter your biscuit and cream your bun,

Then ride you so hard you’ll forget your mum.

I’m soft where it counts and firm where I please,

I give good orders now get on your knees

I’ll ruin your life in the nicest way,

Then pat your head and send you to away"

This is fantastic

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By *isspinkbearWoman 8 weeks ago

shrewsbury

Girl who loves to be filled

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By (user no longer on site) 8 weeks ago

Cool guy

Apply within.

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By *r.ZeusMan 8 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Tight body, filthy mind,

Tie you up and take my time.

Sapio freak with a love for play,

Whispers smart while I make you sway.

Nerd in the streets, beast in the sheets,

Licks, spanks, cuffs, your favourite treats.

Brains and balls, I bring the fire,

Let’s feed that dark, unspoken desire.

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