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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Anyway come grab a drink a seat and enjoy the rest of your Sunday!

Not much description here tonight, I'm having a glass of liqueur, so my brain will lose function in say... 4 hours? 🤣

Anyway thanks for just making this bar so much fun to do, it's why I keep doing it. 😁

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By *hortieWoman 6 weeks ago

Northampton

Pint of ghost ship and change for the pool table please !

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol

Pint of dark ale cheers

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pint of ghost ship and change for the pool table please ! "

Pool table is free!

And one ghost ship coming right up!

Glad you could make it today!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pint of dark ale cheers "

Coming up mate, glad you coukd get yourself in tonight!

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By *hortieWoman 6 weeks ago

Northampton


"Pint of ghost ship and change for the pool table please !

Pool table is free!

And one ghost ship coming right up!

Glad you could make it today!"

Ooohh bonus TY!

*Racks 'em up*

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pint of dark ale cheers

Coming up mate, glad you coukd get yourself in tonight!"

I know.. a Sunday evening where I’m not at work is practically unheard of

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By *lyingsolo1000Woman 6 weeks ago

Reading

Still drowning my sorrows but am worried I’ll get d*unk angry and send inappropriate messages so just a lime and soda for me please.

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By *icole-everyWoman 6 weeks ago

Leicester

Double jack Daniels and diet with ice please and a packet of quavers if you have them.

Take one for yourself xx

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton

Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Still drowning my sorrows but am worried I’ll get d*unk angry and send inappropriate messages so just a lime and soda for me please."

Of course coming right up, I know what you mean, I've had a few already and I need to try and behave.

Anyway welcome!

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By *etwife8230Couple 6 weeks ago

Newport

Brandy please Toots and have one yourself x

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Double jack Daniels and diet with ice please and a packet of quavers if you have them.

Take one for yourself xx"

Of course and thank you, it's good to have you in tonight!

I'll grab those quavers for you!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x"

That was meant to say 🤣🤷‍♀️

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Dunno Toots.

I want a sour alcohol free drink please.

And a cuddle.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Brandy please Toots and have one yourself x"

Brandy coming right up, and thank you I'll save that for later.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

That was meant to say 🤣🤷‍♀️"

Ahh I get it now, well one coming right up!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Dunno Toots.

I want a sour alcohol free drink please.

And a cuddle. "

one cuddle and a sour alcohol free drink coming right up!

I hope my cuddle is helping and thanks for coming this evening

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

That was meant to say 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ahh I get it now, well one coming right up! "

Smoka smola 🤣🤣 keeps bloody deleting it

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

Evening Toots.

I’ll take a Peach Daiquiri and one for yourself 🥂 🤜 🤛

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

That was meant to say 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ahh I get it now, well one coming right up!

Smoka smola 🤣🤣 keeps bloody deleting it "

Yeah for some reason it says but then it doesn't. 🤔

I thought j was just d*unk 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening Toots.

I’ll take a Peach Daiquiri and one for yourself 🥂 🤜 🤛 "

Of course my goof man coming right up!

Glad to you have you!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

That was meant to say 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ahh I get it now, well one coming right up!

Smoka smola 🤣🤣 keeps bloody deleting it

Yeah for some reason it says but then it doesn't. 🤔

I thought j was just d*unk 🤣 "

You can’t literally say d*unk either, it edits it 🤣

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Dunno Toots.

I want a sour alcohol free drink please.

And a cuddle.

one cuddle and a sour alcohol free drink coming right up!

I hope my cuddle is helping and thanks for coming this evening "

You're the best x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Central

I'll take a few sips of champagne please

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

That was meant to say 🤣🤷‍♀️

Ahh I get it now, well one coming right up!

Smoka smola 🤣🤣 keeps bloody deleting it

Yeah for some reason it says but then it doesn't. 🤔

I thought j was just d*unk 🤣

You can’t literally say d*unk either, it edits it 🤣"

Hahahaha tickled me that like blankety blank

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Dunno Toots.

I want a sour alcohol free drink please.

And a cuddle.

one cuddle and a sour alcohol free drink coming right up!

I hope my cuddle is helping and thanks for coming this evening

You're the best x "

Aw shucks you are too, i hope the rest of your night is better. 🫂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I'll take a few sips of champagne please "

I'll get you a small shot? Of champagne!

Glad you could make it!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol

Campari and orange juice please..

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Campari and orange juice please.. "

Coming right up my friend.

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By *uzzieboyMan 6 weeks ago

taunton

Double jack and please

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Dunno Toots.

I want a sour alcohol free drink please.

And a cuddle.

one cuddle and a sour alcohol free drink coming right up!

I hope my cuddle is helping and thanks for coming this evening

You're the best x

Aw shucks you are too, i hope the rest of your night is better. 🫂 "

I'll try my best Toots.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Dunno Toots.

I want a sour alcohol free drink please.

And a cuddle.

one cuddle and a sour alcohol free drink coming right up!

I hope my cuddle is helping and thanks for coming this evening

You're the best x

Aw shucks you are too, i hope the rest of your night is better. 🫂

I'll try my best Toots. "

You better. 🫂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Double jack and please "

Coming right up!

And glad you could make it this evening!

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By *eroLondonMan 6 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x"

I shall have this ⬆️ delightful creature tonight, tomorrow night and all the morrow nights thereafter. She's intoxicating enough without the ice.

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 6 weeks ago

Up North

Evening, I’ve got the back to work dread after a week off so I’ll have a pint of hazy pale please.

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By *uzzieboyMan 6 weeks ago

taunton


"Double jack and please

Coming right up!

And glad you could make it this evening!"

Anytime been a while but glad to be back

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

I shall have this ⬆️ delightful creature tonight, tomorrow night and all the morrow nights thereafter. She's intoxicating enough without the ice. "

You whimsical wizard of lexicon legendary

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

Just picturing this as a nice rooftop terrace bar 🫶

I would like a black cherry white claw if you have any ☺️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Evening, I’ve got the back to work dread after a week off so I’ll have a pint of hazy pale please. "

I owe you one, I’ll get it in

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 6 weeks ago

Voldsøy

It makes it sounds so much dirtier when some asks for a "Jack and please" though, doesn't it? 🤭 Coca~Cola works 😘

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By *r Black 85Man 6 weeks ago

nottingham

A strawberry milkshake

I have been tee total since March😎😎😎😎😎

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Evening, I’ve got the back to work dread after a week off so I’ll have a pint of hazy pale please. "

Of course coming right up!

And welcome to the bar this evening!

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll take a Latte tonight please Toots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Just picturing this as a nice rooftop terrace bar 🫶

I would like a black cherry white claw if you have any ☺️"

We do have a terrace roof, this bar is what you make it!

Anyway I'll grab you drink and welcome glad you could make it.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"It makes it sounds so much dirtier when some asks for a "Jack and please" though, doesn't it? 🤭 Coca~Cola works 😘"

One coca cola coming up.

And glad you could make it tonight!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"A strawberry milkshake

I have been tee total since March😎😎😎😎😎"

Coming to my good man, anything else?

Anyway welcome back!

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 6 weeks ago

Up North


"Evening, I’ve got the back to work dread after a week off so I’ll have a pint of hazy pale please.

I owe you one, I’ll get it in "

Two nights in a row. You’re spoiling me 😀

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’ll take a Latte tonight please Toots "

Heybyou!

I'll get that made for you, how are you today?

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By *r Black 85Man 6 weeks ago

nottingham


"A strawberry milkshake

I have been tee total since March😎😎😎😎😎

Coming to my good man, anything else?

Anyway welcome back!"

Nah

Ima be good with the milkshake 😎😎😎😎😎

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By *uzzieboyMan 6 weeks ago

taunton


"It makes it sounds so much dirtier when some asks for a "Jack and please" though, doesn't it? 🤭 Coca~Cola works 😘"

😂😂😂

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Evening, I’ve got the back to work dread after a week off so I’ll have a pint of hazy pale please.

I owe you one, I’ll get it in

Two nights in a row. You’re spoiling me 😀"

My totally random mind just read that like the Ferrero Roche advert, Mr ambassador, you’re really spoiling us! I need another gin 😔

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I’ll take a Latte tonight please Toots

Heybyou!

I'll get that made for you, how are you today? "

I’ve been busy sorting holiday clothes, I’m off to Greece on Wednesday, last minute booking

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’ll take a Latte tonight please Toots

Heybyou!

I'll get that made for you, how are you today?

I’ve been busy sorting holiday clothes, I’m off to Greece on Wednesday, last minute booking "

Oh shit, have a lovely holiday, I hope the weather stays nice for you!

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 6 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"It makes it sounds so much dirtier when some asks for a "Jack and please" though, doesn't it? 🤭 Coca~Cola works 😘

One coca cola coming up.

And glad you could make it tonight! "

I think I need one. Too many of our True Blue cocktails 🤭🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"It makes it sounds so much dirtier when some asks for a "Jack and please" though, doesn't it? 🤭 Coca~Cola works 😘

One coca cola coming up.

And glad you could make it tonight!

I think I need one. Too many of our True Blue cocktails 🤭🤣"

One coca drink coming up!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ill just have a tonight please lots of ice, im being good x

I shall have this ⬆️ delightful creature tonight, tomorrow night and all the morrow nights thereafter. She's intoxicating enough without the ice. "

Ah anytime you kind gentleman 😘

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By *heGateKeeperMan 6 weeks ago

Stratford

I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

One rum and lemonade

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)"

Of course mate one stiff one.

And welcome my good man glad you can make it!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"One rum and lemonade "

Coming right up!

.and welcome to the bar!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton

The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 6 weeks ago

La La Land


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)"

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀"
we couldn't quite keep it in our pan...

Wait the booze? 👀

Err

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀we couldn't quite keep it in our pan...

Wait the booze? 👀

Err"

Sir toots what is this debauchery going on tonight 🙊

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜"

You can watch whatever I do.

Oooft how about a peach one?

I'll work this shaker very hard for you.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀we couldn't quite keep it in our pan...

Wait the booze? 👀

Err

Sir toots what is this debauchery going on tonight 🙊"

It did get abit out of hand 👀

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀we couldn't quite keep it in our pan...

Wait the booze? 👀

Err

Sir toots what is this debauchery going on tonight 🙊

It did get abit out of hand 👀

"

Only went to powder my nose came back and the stiff ones are out 🙊

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 6 weeks ago

Up North

There’s a very naughty vibe in here tonight….ill stay for another one 😈

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 6 weeks ago

La La Land


"There’s a very naughty vibe in here tonight….ill stay for another one 😈"

He started it

Him up there ☝🏻

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By *icecouple561Couple 6 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

We drank a flowery moscato on holiday that we both enjoyed. If you can check the cellar for Platino gold we'll have a bottle with two glasses please.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀we couldn't quite keep it in our pan...

Wait the booze? 👀

Err

Sir toots what is this debauchery going on tonight 🙊

It did get abit out of hand 👀

Only went to powder my nose came back and the stiff ones are out 🙊"

Well I've gotnyou a stiff coca cola if your interested. 👀But yes stiff ones are out!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"There’s a very naughty vibe in here tonight….ill stay for another one 😈"

Of course give me a second and I'll grab you a drink.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"There’s a very naughty vibe in here tonight….ill stay for another one 😈

He started it

Him up there ☝🏻"

I deny everything

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"There’s a very naughty vibe in here tonight….ill stay for another one 😈

He started it

Him up there ☝🏻"

It's good to see you in tonight you fiend 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"We drank a flowery moscato on holiday that we both enjoyed. If you can check the cellar for Platino gold we'll have a bottle with two glasses please.

"

Of course coming right up!

And it's lovely to see you in tonight!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀we couldn't quite keep it in our pan...

Wait the booze? 👀

Err

Sir toots what is this debauchery going on tonight 🙊

It did get abit out of hand 👀

Only went to powder my nose came back and the stiff ones are out 🙊"

The comment I could make to this…. I’ll resist but damn 🤣

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"The stiff ones are out already ? Its only 9pm 👀we couldn't quite keep it in our pan...

Wait the booze? 👀

Err

Sir toots what is this debauchery going on tonight 🙊

It did get abit out of hand 👀

Only went to powder my nose came back and the stiff ones are out 🙊

The comment I could make to this…. I’ll resist but damn 🤣"

🤣 i dont even want to know

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

More drinks anyone?

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By *issLickalottapusWoman 6 weeks ago

La La Land


"More drinks anyone? "

You trying to get us d*unk?

I'll have another please bar man

And can you tell _hortie to quit hogging the pool table!

She's spread eagled on it and I want to pot the pink

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"More drinks anyone?

You trying to get us d*unk?

I'll have another please bar man

And can you tell _hortie to quit hogging the pool table!

She's spread eagled on it and I want to pot the pink "

.oh good God I'd don't realise

It's ok we have 2 tables!

One more drink for you,but i can't t promise you won't get d*unk.

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"More drinks anyone? "

Something to help me sleep please but not a Horlicks

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"More drinks anyone?

Something to help me sleep please but not a Horlicks "

Oh hmm 🤔what tickles your fancy this evening.

Im a little d*unk right now so I might need some guidance 🤣

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By *icecouple561Couple 6 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"We drank a flowery moscato on holiday that we both enjoyed. If you can check the cellar for Platino gold we'll have a bottle with two glasses please.

Of course coming right up!

And it's lovely to see you in tonight! "

Thank you. It's good to see you too

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol

Do you have a nice single malt to hand?

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 6 weeks ago

Voldsøy

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 6 weeks ago

Voldsøy


"More drinks anyone?

You trying to get us d*unk?

I'll have another please bar man

And can you tell _hortie to quit hogging the pool table!

She's spread eagled on it and I want to pot the pink "

I mean... if she doesn't want the pibk potting... 👀

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Do you have a nice single malt to hand?"

Of course give me a second I'll grab one for you!

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By *obilebottomMan 6 weeks ago

All over

Please, can I have a hot chocolate with a drop of brandy or cointreau in it. You choose. Not sure but just fancy it. Thank you.

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By *RWoodyCouple 6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Sir Toots, after a bloody awful day your bar is just what's needed. Thank you so much for opening on a Sunday!

Double Malibu please, be ready to leave the bottle 🙈

J xx

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 6 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Hey, Toots... Rack up every flavour of Sambuca that yoy have, please

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Please, can I have a hot chocolate with a drop of brandy or cointreau in it. You choose. Not sure but just fancy it. Thank you. "
.of course coming right up let's go with baileys!

Glad you make it my friend!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Sir Toots, after a bloody awful day your bar is just what's needed. Thank you so much for opening on a Sunday!

Double Malibu please, be ready to leave the bottle 🙈

J xx"

Ah shit bad day?.well let me get you a triple malibu instead?

And the bottle.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hey, Toots... Rack up every flavour of Sambuca that yoy have, please "

Oh yeah, reckon you can take that challenge.

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By *heGateKeeperMan 6 weeks ago

Stratford


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Of course mate one stiff one.

And welcome my good man glad you can make it!"

No where else I’d rather be on a school night

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By *estructionDollyWoman 6 weeks ago

Manchester

Is this where all the degenerates hang out? 😉

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By *heGateKeeperMan 6 weeks ago

Stratford


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜"

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait "

Did I not give you one???

Hang on. I'm so sorry.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"More drinks anyone?

Something to help me sleep please but not a Horlicks "

Tequila ♥️♥️♥️♥️

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Is this where all the degenerates hang out? 😉"

Shit! We’ve been rumbled

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequilas all round please 😘

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By *eroLondonMan 6 weeks ago

Mayfair

What a convivial bunch of dipsomaniacs you all are. I'll have a strong triple³-shot of non-alcoholic Gin please, Toots, with a slimline tonic. Thank you.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequilas all round please 😘"

Wooooo! Shots

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait "

i did give you a stiff one. 🤣

But here have another since it's sunday

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait "

I would offer but couldn’t cope with the rejection

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What a convivial bunch of dipsomaniacs you all are. I'll have a strong triple³-shot of non-alcoholic Gin please, Toots, with a slimline tonic. Thank you."

Non alcoholic? 😳😳😳😳😳

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By *eroLondonMan 6 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequila's all round please 😘"

That's no way to talk about Tequila. She's delightfully curvy, not round.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"More drinks anyone?

Something to help me sleep please but not a Horlicks

Tequila ♥️♥️♥️♥️"

One tequila for cookie coming right up.

Toot does need some help i guess 🤣

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"More drinks anyone?

Something to help me sleep please but not a Horlicks

Tequila ♥️♥️♥️♥️"

I can’t remember the last time I had one

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Is this where all the degenerates hang out? 😉"

Yup. 😉

My degen side is peaking out tonight. 🤭

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By *RWoodyCouple 6 weeks ago

Lincolnshire


"Sir Toots, after a bloody awful day your bar is just what's needed. Thank you so much for opening on a Sunday!

Double Malibu please, be ready to leave the bottle 🙈

J xx Ah shit bad day?.well let me get you a triple malibu instead?

And the bottle."

You're a gentleman, a triple it is 🙂

Yes a total shit bad day, the triple will definitely help!

J xx

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By *ancashireredheadWoman 6 weeks ago

Up North


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequilas all round please 😘"

I’ll get the salt and lemon lined up

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"More drinks anyone?

Something to help me sleep please but not a Horlicks

Tequila ♥️♥️♥️♥️

I can’t remember the last time I had one "

With me? 😘

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By *obilebottomMan 6 weeks ago

All over


"Please, can I have a hot chocolate with a drop of brandy or cointreau in it. You choose. Not sure but just fancy it. Thank you. .of course coming right up let's go with baileys!

Glad you make it my friend! "

Thank you, will have it with baileys then and have a little tipple yourself too.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequila's all round please 😘

That's no way to talk about Tequila. She's delightfully curvy, not round."

Sassy as fuck. Fact

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequilas all round please 😘"

ill get the tequilas ready, sorry I'm actually getting confused by the thread right now 🤣

Ooh don't be silly, be as rude as you like. 😘

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By *ilthy ExplorerMan 6 weeks ago

Near You

I’m still feeling last nights antics

I’ll take a fresh orange and lemonade

Plenty of ice and a packet of dry roasted please barman

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"What a convivial bunch of dipsomaniacs you all are. I'll have a strong triple³-shot of non-alcoholic Gin please, Toots, with a slimline tonic. Thank you."

Of course my good sir, and glad you could make it, I'm surprised i made this good with how fucked I am. 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequilas all round please 😘

I’ll get the salt and lemon lined up "

Help yourself behind the bar i have plenty!

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By *ozzybear1981Man 6 weeks ago

preston

Spiced rum and ginger beer with a wedge of lime

If I may please sir 😊

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I’m still feeling last nights antics

I’ll take a fresh orange and lemonade

Plenty of ice and a packet of dry roasted please barman "

Coming right up my good man, it's surprisingly busy tonight!

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By *ilthy ExplorerMan 6 weeks ago

Near You


"I’m still feeling last nights antics

I’ll take a fresh orange and lemonade

Plenty of ice and a packet of dry roasted please barman

Coming right up my good man, it's surprisingly busy tonight!"

It’s a good turn out tonight, take one for yourself too… you’ll need it when you finish

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Spiced rum and ginger beer with a wedge of lime

If I may please sir 😊"

Of course coming right up, and lovely to have you in tonight!.

Take a seat and I'll bring the drink over.

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By *ozzybear1981Man 6 weeks ago

preston


"Spiced rum and ginger beer with a wedge of lime

If I may please sir 😊

Of course coming right up, and lovely to have you in tonight!.

Take a seat and I'll bring the drink over. "

Faaar to kind of you squire 😊

It’s always a pleasure to be amongst the fab reprobates in this establishment

Being led astray may happen either way after a few drinks 🫢

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By *hortieWoman 6 weeks ago

Northampton


"More drinks anyone?

You trying to get us d*unk?

I'll have another please bar man

And can you tell _hortie to quit hogging the pool table!

She's spread eagled on it and I want to pot the pink "

*Hic* sorry sorry, I'll head over to the dartboard. *Peels arse off the Baize*....

DUCK!!! Pointy projectiles alert!!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton

Ill have another blank with lots of ice please 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ill have another blank with lots of ice please 😘"

Of course coming right up, its still quite busy tonight.

How are you? 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"More drinks anyone?

You trying to get us d*unk?

I'll have another please bar man

And can you tell _hortie to quit hogging the pool table!

She's spread eagled on it and I want to pot the pink

*Hic* sorry sorry, I'll head over to the dartboard. *Peels arse off the Baize*....

DUCK!!! Pointy projectiles alert!!"

🤣

Believe me it's not the worst things that's happened on the pool table.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequilas all round please 😘 ill get the tequilas ready, sorry I'm actually getting confused by the thread right now 🤣

Ooh don't be silly, be as rude as you like. 😘"

Just take your time darling. You’re doing an amazing job 😘

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Spiced rum and ginger beer with a wedge of lime

If I may please sir 😊

Of course coming right up, and lovely to have you in tonight!.

Take a seat and I'll bring the drink over.

Faaar to kind of you squire 😊

It’s always a pleasure to be amongst the fab reprobates in this establishment

Being led astray may happen either way after a few drinks 🫢"

I'm already an astray, I opened up intoxicated 🤣

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By *ozzybear1981Man 6 weeks ago

preston


"Spiced rum and ginger beer with a wedge of lime

If I may please sir 😊

Of course coming right up, and lovely to have you in tonight!.

Take a seat and I'll bring the drink over.

Faaar to kind of you squire 😊

It’s always a pleasure to be amongst the fab reprobates in this establishment

Being led astray may happen either way after a few drinks 🫢

I'm already an astray, I opened up intoxicated 🤣 "

May I lead some astray then or is that forbidden sir? 🫢

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By *FF23Man 6 weeks ago

London

Cheeky mojito if you please.🙏🏽

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Hi Mr Toots.

Apologies for my awful manners. Tequilas all round please 😘 ill get the tequilas ready, sorry I'm actually getting confused by the thread right now 🤣

Ooh don't be silly, be as rude as you like. 😘

Just take your time darling. You’re doing an amazing job 😘"

Thank you, I should probably take it slow now, as im quite boozy. 🤭

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Cheeky mojito if you please.🙏🏽 "

Coming right up, one cheeky mojito!..good to have you in tonight it's pretty busy!

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Ill have another blank with lots of ice please 😘

Of course coming right up, its still quite busy tonight.

How are you? 😘"

Im good just a quiet one for me tonight no naughtiness just enjoying my drink and the company 😘 hope your shifts going well d*unken bartender

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Ill have another blank with lots of ice please 😘

Of course coming right up, its still quite busy tonight.

How are you? 😘

Im good just a quiet one for me tonight no naughtiness just enjoying my drink and the company 😘 hope your shifts going well d*unken bartender "

That's good to hear, and same I'm trying to wind mind myself down now and relax, but the company is very good tonight.

But yeah all good on my end. 😘

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By *heGateKeeperMan 6 weeks ago

Stratford


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait i did give you a stiff one. 🤣

But here have another since it's sunday "

I wasn’t talking about the drink 🫣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait i did give you a stiff one. 🤣

But here have another since it's sunday

I wasn’t talking about the drink 🫣"

Ohhhhhhhhhhhjhhhjjhh

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By *ampireLoveMan 6 weeks ago

Essex

Jack and for me please toots!

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By *heGateKeeperMan 6 weeks ago

Stratford


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait

I would offer but couldn’t cope with the rejection "

Rejection is not something you are familiar with

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Jack and for me please toots!"

Ooh thus is tripping me out, with being censored.

But coming right up!

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By *ampireLoveMan 6 weeks ago

Essex


"Jack and for me please toots!

Ooh thus is tripping me out, with being censored.

But coming right up! "

Haha apparently the short name for coca-cola is a no go!

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By *eroLondonMan 6 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Jack and for me please toots!

Ooh thus is tripping me out, with being censored.

But coming right up!

Haha apparently the short name for coca-cola is a no go!"

Cøke usually works.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 6 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Jack and for me please toots!

Ooh thus is tripping me out, with being censored.

But coming right up!

Haha apparently the short name for coca-cola is a no go!

Cøke usually works."

^^ not in the long run…

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait

I would offer but couldn’t cope with the rejection

Rejection is not something you are familiar with "

Well there was this one time 😜

But ok then I’ll help get you stiff ….. oooops that’s not what you asked was it 🤭

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I need a stiff one tonight (pause)

Can I watch you give him a stiff one?

And can I have a mocktails please OP?

You can chose the flavours, I just want to see you working that cocktail shaker 😜

Bar man’s got his hands full as it is. My stiff one will have to wait

I would offer but couldn’t cope with the rejection

Rejection is not something you are familiar with

Well there was this one time 😜

But ok then I’ll help get you stiff ….. oooops that’s not what you asked was it 🤭"

No I think that was what he asked, he didn't want the other stiff I gave him.

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By *heGateKeeperMan 6 weeks ago

Stratford

Gimme all the stiffs, liquid or otherwise. Takes my mind off work tomorrow

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Gimme all the stiffs, liquid or otherwise. Takes my mind off work tomorrow "

My friend my entire collection is open to you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆

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By *heGateKeeperMan 6 weeks ago

Stratford


"Gimme all the stiffs, liquid or otherwise. Takes my mind off work tomorrow

My friend my entire collection is open to you "

Get this man a raise

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆"

Pint of for Grumps

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 6 weeks ago

Pontypool

Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend?

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆"

One pint of for you my good man, with and a with a lemon on top.

And welcome it's getting abit quite buts it's good!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆

Pint of for Grumps "

Honeslty this censorship is my new favourite thing 🤣

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend? "

I'll be honest I might have to let you look behind the bar, I'm err my brain isn't actually all there.

What about a cocktail of some kind?

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆

Pint of for Grumps

Honeslty this censorship is my new favourite thing 🤣 "

How the hell did I miss a word out 🙈

Bedtime must be calling 🤣

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 6 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆

Pint of for Grumps "

I'd vomit everywhere if I did 🤢😂

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆

Pint of for Grumps

Honeslty this censorship is my new favourite thing 🤣

How the hell did I miss a word out 🙈

Bedtime must be calling 🤣"

You didn't, it censors the word cóke, but you can only see it in the reply. 🤣

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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"I would but I had a weeks worth last night 😆

Pint of for Grumps

Honeslty this censorship is my new favourite thing 🤣

How the hell did I miss a word out 🙈

Bedtime must be calling 🤣

You didn't, it censors the word cóke, but you can only see it in the reply. 🤣 "

Oh yeah forgot about that

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 6 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend?

I'll be honest I might have to let you look behind the bar, I'm err my brain isn't actually all there.

What about a cocktail of some kind?"

Oh! Good call. Sex on the beach, maybe?!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend?

I'll be honest I might have to let you look behind the bar, I'm err my brain isn't actually all there.

What about a cocktail of some kind?

Oh! Good call. Sex on the beach, maybe?! "

Good call indeed let me whip you one up real quick!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 6 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend?

I'll be honest I might have to let you look behind the bar, I'm err my brain isn't actually all there.

What about a cocktail of some kind?

Oh! Good call. Sex on the beach, maybe?!

Good call indeed let me whip you one up real quick! "

Just one?! I may need several.....

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend?

I'll be honest I might have to let you look behind the bar, I'm err my brain isn't actually all there.

What about a cocktail of some kind?

Oh! Good call. Sex on the beach, maybe?!

Good call indeed let me whip you one up real quick!

Just one?! I may need several..... "

I'll make you several then.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol

Pass the absinthe and the sugar cube, I’m getting d*unk

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 6 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend?

I'll be honest I might have to let you look behind the bar, I'm err my brain isn't actually all there.

What about a cocktail of some kind?

Oh! Good call. Sex on the beach, maybe?!

Good call indeed let me whip you one up real quick!

Just one?! I may need several..... I'll make you several then. "

Keep 'em coming!

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Pass the absinthe and the sugar cube, I’m getting d*unk "

Just go behind the bar it's after hours.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"Pass the absinthe and the sugar cube, I’m getting d*unk

Just go behind the bar it's after hours."

Don’t need to tell me twice 😎

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Good evening, Toots! Have one yourself, for all your hard work.

I'm not sure what i'm in the mood for - I've had a lovely weekend visiting family and I'm now back home. Something light and refreshing, I think, but no gin. What can you recommend?

I'll be honest I might have to let you look behind the bar, I'm err my brain isn't actually all there.

What about a cocktail of some kind?

Oh! Good call. Sex on the beach, maybe?!

Good call indeed let me whip you one up real quick!

Just one?! I may need several..... I'll make you several then.

Keep 'em coming! "

You know it, more where that came from.

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By *ir toot OP   Man 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

For all of you lovely fabbers who came on tonight, it's been fun!

But im going bed, so have a good nigh and maybe I'll see some of tou tommorow!

Have a good night!

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol


"For all of you lovely fabbers who came on tonight, it's been fun!

But im going bed, so have a good nigh and maybe I'll see some of tou tommorow!

Have a good night!"

Cheers chap, night night

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

I’ll have a double jamsons on rocks had a long day . Fell free to join me I’m on table 7

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By *he Flat CapsCouple 6 weeks ago

Pontypool

I have the keys to the bar, I can get you that!

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