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By *veenBee OP TV/TS 6 weeks ago

Winchester

If you're dick made a sound every time it gets hard, what would you want that sound to be?

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By *icecouple561Couple 6 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Looking forward to the answers

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By *enegadeMMan 6 weeks ago

Witney

The theme tune to Mission Impossible….. the build up as it grows and then as its rock hard… the crescendo

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By *arko2020Man 6 weeks ago

Sale

It would either be a vuvuzela or Beethoven's 5th symphony

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 6 weeks ago

Voldsøy

I don't have one, but a Lightsaber sound would be fabulous!

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By *vaRoseWoman 6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

I don’t have one but mine would make the same BOIIIIINNNNGGGGG that those spring doorstops have

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By *rSircumsizedMan 6 weeks ago

Newport

I think mine would sound like a kazoo....more for comedy value than anything else.

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By *izandpaulCouple 6 weeks ago

merseyside

The "Popeye the sailorman" theme.

"I'm Popeye the sailorman" then the beep beep sound at which my cock twitches twice to the beat.

Always impressed the ladies.

Than again, maybe not.

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By *ewildered01Man 6 weeks ago

Elburton

The sound of a torque wrench with the click at the end when it’s hard

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa

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By *aughty driverMan 6 weeks ago

Romford

Harry potter theme tune

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By *ude LawMan 6 weeks ago

Harrogate

*honk honk*

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By *actilenorfolkgentMan 6 weeks ago

Norwich

Like my phone, cuckoo, lol

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By *electableicecreamMan 6 weeks ago

The West

Thus Spoke Zaratustra from 2001 a Space Odyssey

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By *g16discreetMan 6 weeks ago

Langley Mill

"I don’t have one but mine would make the same BOIIIIINNNNGGGGG that those spring doorstops have"

100% agreed

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By *rjay224Man 6 weeks ago

scotland

“ here’s cocky “ 😂

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By *illyboy12345Man 6 weeks ago

Riga

Lightsaber sounds. Every time.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan 6 weeks ago

Always on the move

"Lightsaber sounds. Every time."

This is the only acceptable answer!

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 6 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Haha.

A squeaky stretching noise, like your squeezing a balloon.

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By *ellishornyMan 6 weeks ago

surrey

The same noise as a ring doorbell just to blend in a bit

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By *apybarasCouple 6 weeks ago

High Lighthouse

Theme tune to Jaws?

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By *hechonkyduoCouple 6 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

The chest opening music from Ocarina of Time

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By *olden PoleMan 6 weeks ago

Bromley

The tune that accompanies the count down clock. As it gets harder and harder then the end result with a….da da da da dadadadaaa boing

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By *mooth shaftMan 6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

A creaking door closing with a slam when I'm fully hard

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By *entmike76Man 6 weeks ago

bury

I'd have a creaking door sound like the start of thriller

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By *entfootloverMan 6 weeks ago

Sevenoaks

"Lightsaber sounds. Every time."

This thread can be closed. No other correct answer.

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

I would definitely want either a lightsaber sound or the sound of one of the old F1 Cars zooming past haha

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By *r.ZeusMan 6 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!

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By *ellishornyMan 6 weeks ago

surrey

Looney tunes theme followed by that’s all folks when finished

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By *oodoodMan 6 weeks ago

Suffolkish

Something like a squeaky door opening 😆

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By *entmike76Man 6 weeks ago

bury

Or Elmer fudd saying "well it ain't gonna suck itself"

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 6 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

"The chest opening music from Ocarina of Time"

My SMS tone.

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By *NormalMan01Man 6 weeks ago

Harrogate

“Ba-doinngggg.”

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By *rthur30Man 6 weeks ago

Warrington

Carmina Burana

Dr Who theme

Joe 90 theme

Opening chord of Hard Day's Night

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By *gent CoulsonMan 6 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

The old Apollo count down from 10 to 0, "then lift off, we have lift off"

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By *hechonkyduoCouple 6 weeks ago

The Heart of Hollownest, Dudleyish.

"The chest opening music from Ocarina of Time

My SMS tone.

Man of culture 👍

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

An air raid siren I'd love that

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By *olden PoleMan 6 weeks ago

Bromley

"Lightsaber sounds. Every time.

This thread can be closed. No other correct answer."

I don’t know….the sound of an A10 Warthog firing its nose cannon is a pretty close second for a rapid erection

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

Ride of the Valkyries every time!

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By *uffolkcouple-bi onlyCouple 6 weeks ago

West Suffolk

"I don't have one, but a Lightsaber sound would be fabulous!

Definitely this 🤣

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By *aughtyEssexGentMan 6 weeks ago

Basildon

Would just be that one lyric from Dizzie Rascal “Bonkers”

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By *inceIlkestonMan 6 weeks ago

Ilkeston

"If you're dick made a sound every time it gets hard, what would you want that sound to be?"

Ta daaaaah

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 weeks ago

North West

"I don’t have one but mine would make the same BOIIIIINNNNGGGGG that those spring doorstops have"

Came here to say this and you beat me to it! 😭♥️😂

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

You have 60 seconds to comply 🙄

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A cartoon klaxon.

"AROOOOOOO-gah!"

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

Mine would be the sound of if you remember this kitt off Knight Rider

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By *rJandMrsJCouple 6 weeks ago

Hyde

Oh easy, it would be the line from the song 'your man - josh turner' -

"Baby lock the door and turn the lights down low" (in the same voice) 😅

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By *linyMan 6 weeks ago

Manchester/London

Robbie Williams lyric “Jump onboard, take a ride” ha ha

Gillette, 20 fingers dance tune “Short dick man”

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 6 weeks ago

Reading

A round of applause.

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By *partharmonyCouple 6 weeks ago

Ruislip

"If you're dick made a sound every time it gets hard, what would you want that sound to be?"

I'd go for some sort of universally understood apology.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 weeks ago

South Wales

"BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!"

I think this would be amazing xx 😄😄

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

The saxophone line in "careless whisper "

Not really, that would be awful wouldn't it...

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By *harlyABCTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Bridlington

The moan of a woman in climax xx

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By *oodtimebiboyMan 6 weeks ago

Bristol

Silence, I think would be best.

My dick has a mind of its own and I wouldn’t want to cause offense.

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By *veragecouple2000Couple 6 weeks ago

South Wales

"The saxophone line in "careless whisper "

Not really, that would be awful wouldn't it..."

People would automatically sing along 😄

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By *oomerangboyMan 6 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Apache Indian war cry……..

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By *od ThrusterMan 6 weeks ago

Newport Pagnell

"I don’t have one but mine would make the same BOIIIIINNNNGGGGG that those spring doorstops have"

That's what I was thinking. The only other option is that slide whistle from Carry On films.

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago

"The saxophone line in "careless whisper "

Not really, that would be awful wouldn't it...

People would automatically sing along 😄"

Could be good 👍 🤔 🙂

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By *2000ManMan 6 weeks ago

Worthing

Like a heavy rock guitar chord being played though several Marshall stacks.

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By *ongue stud funMan 6 weeks ago

moss eisley cantina

I so want mine to make that spring doorstop boing sound it would be great lmfao

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By *ir tootMan 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Oh I think I know.

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By *ilverFoxOralLoverMan 6 weeks ago

Where ever I lay my hat

The F1 rif from the Chain by Fleetwood Mac

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By *inks45Man 6 weeks ago

bucks

"If you're dick made a sound every time it gets hard, what would you want that sound to be?"

A lions roar

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By *ivilised matureMan 6 weeks ago

East Sheen/ Barnes

"I'll be back "

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By *ongAndThick123Man 6 weeks ago

Leeds

The sound of a creaking door

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By *aymakerMan 6 weeks ago

London

Apple Pay sound

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By *tu.xMan 6 weeks ago

around

Ding dong

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By *ssexmascMan 6 weeks ago

essex

Battle horn noise

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan 6 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

O Fortuna ~ Carmina Burana

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