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Sexual or non sexual..
For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵 |
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Biscuits, boobs and a women that knows what she wants😉 |
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A bloody good burger.... shower pics!   |
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By *linyMan 6 weeks ago
Manchester/London |
A lady beckoning me with a finger with THAT look in her eyes |
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Oh god! My husband smartly dressed wearing a certain cologne, Jesus! I just turn to jelly!
Mrs x |
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"Sexual or non sexual..
For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵"
I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles  |
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"Sexual or non sexual..
For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵
I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles "
Jesus.. you had me at prawn.🥵 |
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Certain people
Ice cream
Certain people with ice cream and that "I want you" look in their eyes 😈
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I'm with you on the crisps. I'm a massive slut for Quavers atm! Also, a root beer, and I'm anyones. 🤣 |
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"Sexual or non sexual..
For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵
I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles
Jesus.. you had me at prawn.🥵"
Wait! They do prawn cocktail flavour pringles?! Omg! How did I get to the ripe old age of 44 and not know this.
*grabs bag and runs to asda!
Mrs x |
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"Sexual or non sexual..
For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵
I never leave the house without rubbing my neck in prawn cocktail Pringles
Jesus.. you had me at prawn.🥵
Wait! They do prawn cocktail flavour pringles?! Omg! How did I get to the ripe old age of 44 and not know this.
*grabs bag and runs to asda!
Mrs x"
They’re really strong flavour. You’ll eat the whole tube! |
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A curvaceous redheaded woman ..
My kryptonite..
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Oh and chocolate hobnobs |
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I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Sexually; a tall dark haired man in a nice shirt and trousers/dark jeans, tucked in with sleeves rolled up and with gorgeous big thighs. That or the just come out of the shower all moist and rocking the wet fringe look 🥵🥵🍭 |
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Whiling the hours away on fab! Might need to go cold turkey at this rate 😉 |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Sexually; a tall dark haired man in a nice shirt and trousers/dark jeans, tucked in with sleeves rolled up and with gorgeous big thighs. That or the just come out of the shower all moist and rocking the wet fringe look 🥵🥵🍭"
Oh my lord when they’re still soaking and glistening, with ragged hair.. fuck! 🥵 let’s sit and eat crisps while watching men come out the shower 🤣🤣 |
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By *ensualDivaWoman 6 weeks ago
Galway, Limerick, Clare, Somewhere sensual |
Crisps...
Any
Not fussy |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠"
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤 |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Sexually; a tall dark haired man in a nice shirt and trousers/dark jeans, tucked in with sleeves rolled up and with gorgeous big thighs. That or the just come out of the shower all moist and rocking the wet fringe look 🥵🥵🍭
Oh my lord when they’re still soaking and glistening, with ragged hair.. fuck! 🥵 let’s sit and eat crisps while watching men come out the shower 🤣🤣"
That’s the one … that sounds like my kind of voyeurism … David Lloyd might not like it but I’m up for it 🤣 |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤"
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!! |
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Sexual
Emo/Goth looking lady with tatts and piercings 🥵😵💫💦
Non-sexual
Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋 |
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"Sexual
Emo/Goth looking lady with tatts and piercings 🥵😵💫💦
Non-sexual
Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋"
I love combining them together. 🤤 |
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Custard tarts food, nice perfume, and sexually a cock rubbing on my ass, and a pair of nice boobs massaging my back.
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By *avie65Man 6 weeks ago
In the west. |
A strong coffee first thing in the morning. Closely followed by an ice cold beer after a hard day working in the garden. |
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A sexy cute petite woman.
Or
Cheese. |
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Anything cinnamon related.
The scent of a magnanimous woman. |
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Cheesecake
A naughty whisper of intent in my ear |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!! "
That dip sounds nice 😁🥪 |
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Kendal mint cake |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!
That dip sounds nice 😁🥪"
You’ll have to try it sometime 😏🍭 |
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By *vaRoseWoman 6 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
There’s something almost sinful about a home cooked lasagne. Rich, slow and satisfying…. I can’t resist it.
As for the other it’s always the eyes. A wicked gleam, a look that promises mischief. Then later a look that is raw, exposed, undone and utterly mine. Yeah I can’t resist either of them.
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Crisps
Ice cream
A female who is very vocal in her desires needs abd fantasies |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!! "
*Googles nearest Sainsbury's and M&S* We don't have either of those here. Typical, I love a good Caesar sauce!  |
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Man in a suit smelling of tom ford tobacco vanille |
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"Apple pie and custard "
Now we’re talking, maybe even Apple crumble and ice cream, MMMMMM |
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"Cheese "
Same here, cheese on anything and usually finish a block once opened. |
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"For me; crisps and a good looking, intelligent man that smells nice🫠🥵"
I can never resist you. I try sometimes, but that never lasts long. |
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By *arnelianWoman 6 weeks ago
Ely, Cambridgeshire (moved here April '25) |
A man in a well fitting suit, holding a slice of Tiramisu. |
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"Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋"
I tried the Tayto chocolate bar. It was minging.  |
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"Man in a suit smelling of tom ford tobacco vanille"
Ah, so close. I wear the other Tom Ford. |
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Nerdy, funny men
Musicians
People who will cook for me |
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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
A wiggle from a perfectly formed lady's bottom on a gorgeous pair of heeled legs |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!
That dip sounds nice 😁🥪
You’ll have to try it sometime 😏🍭"
Maybe I will...🥪 |
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"Oh! Girls who sing.
Yes."
Do they have to sound good whilst singing? 🤔 |
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Walking barefoot on the grass on a warm day. |
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Non sexual. Dairy milk of any form. Even better if combined with caramel.
Women - I just like confident women with a nice smile.. and tits, I like tits.
Men - confidence, nice fitted shirt / suit, someone that smells good and is hot as he'll  |
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"Oh! Girls who sing.
Yes."
Ooh I sing  |
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Food
A decent milkshake
Women with glasses
Boobs!
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Engaging with Wife chat with men 65+ on here….
Dunno why 🫢🙃 |
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Crisp green grapes from the fridge
And a lady bouncing on my cock  |
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Chocolate
And a sarcastic jean/suit wearing nice smelling male 👅 |
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A nice smile and come to bed eyes....  |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤 |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!! "
Shit, she has expensive tastes😭 |
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"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤"
So long as he isn't into Star Wars!🤣 |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤
So long as he isn't into Star Wars!🤣"
I have just seen that thread, he wouldn't be getting any Wookiee from me if thats what he's into! 🤢😆 |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!
Shit, she has expensive tastes😭"
Plot twist - it was only a few quid and was worth it! |
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"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤"
It was one time! 😞 |
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Joining in on forum games. |
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"I’m a crisp whore too! Also discovered the Caesar dip … with crisps 🫠🫠🫠
Tell me more about this dip... 😋🤤
Basically Caesar sauce with chicken and bacon bits in it - I got mine from Sainsbury’s but apparently M&S do one too. It’s really good!!!
Shit, she has expensive tastes😭
Plot twist - it was only a few quid and was worth it! "
Will have a check down the back of sofa! To be fair it is probably cheaper than the foundation I bought last night! |
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A large glass of pinot rose with one chunk of ice 🥹 |
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"A large glass of pinot rose with one chunk of ice 🥹"
You should try Raspberry vodka and WKD |
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Are you trying to get me d*unk? |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤
It was one time! 😞"
What was Toots? Did you cover yourself in doughnuts or Nutella? |
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"Are you trying to get me d*unk? "
How much does it take?  |
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The biscuits being given around, that you have to pretend not to be interested in, until you are offered 😅 |
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"Jam doughnuts 😋 a man covered in Nutella 🤤
It was one time! 😞
What was Toots? Did you cover yourself in doughnuts or Nutella?"
Nutella. |
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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Are you trying to get me d*unk?
How much does it take? "
Offers to be barman  |
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A big bag of crisps and a woman with a wicked sense of humour 👌 |
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"Oh! Girls who sing.
Yes."
Oh, fuck. This is a good one! Men or women with a nice singing voice... 🥵 |
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Warm gooey chocolate fudge cake with a scoop of ice cream or cream on the side 🤤 |
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Stargate (TV series) |
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By *ezandCCouple 6 weeks ago
Telford |
kez dressed up, well kez naked as well, well just kez really.
A nice cold beer on a hot day. |
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For food
It used to be GinoGinelle mint choc chip ice cream |
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"Crisps and chocolate - TOGETHER 😋
I tried the Tayto chocolate bar. It was minging. "
Just Googled this as I wasn't aware it was such a thing and it's a cheese and onion flavoured chocolate bar! No wonder you thought it was minging 🤮 |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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Rib eye steak. A cute dog/animal. A brunette with blue eyes. |
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"Are you trying to get me d*unk?
How much does it take? "
3 large wines n I'm guna need someone to hold my heels 😁 |
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A woman with a nice face and short hair. |
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"A woman with a nice face and short hair. "
That'll be me *big grin*
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"A woman with a nice face and short hair.
That'll be me *big grin*
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I feel pretty certain that it is, yes. |
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Tiramisu on the dessert menu. Tiramisu? Don't mind if I tirami-do |
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"Tiramisu on the dessert menu. Tiramisu? Don't mind if I tirami-do "
😅 I'm stealing that. |
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"A woman with a nice face and short hair.
That'll be me *big grin*
I feel pretty certain that it is, yes. "
That's coz I iz well ace bruh! 😁 😂 |
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"Tiramisu on the dessert menu. Tiramisu? Don't mind if I tirami-do
😅 I'm stealing that."
You're welcome to it 😁 |
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"A woman with a nice face and short hair.
That'll be me *big grin*
I feel pretty certain that it is, yes.
That's coz I iz well ace bruh! 😁 😂 "
Clearly I have good taste🤪 |
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"Biscuits, boobs and a women that knows what she wants😉"
I'm similar with the Biscuits & a woman |
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Bourbons whilst watching my fwb shake her awesome butt |
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Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot. |
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By *avie65Man 6 weeks ago
In the west. |
"Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot."
You are not alone there. 🥵 |
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The way she bites her lip when she’s teasing me—it’s like a flawless trap I just can’t escape! Oh and crisps… |
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"Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot.
You are not alone there. 🥵"
Asbestos hands😎 |
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Fizzy pop and ice-cream.. such a fucking sweet tooth!! Try and try to beat the habit. It is so tough... |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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Fizzy drinks
Apple crumble
Shapely ladies arse ❤️ |
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Red heads 👩🏻🦰
A phat ass and a maxi dress 👗
A glass of red wine 🍷
Northern accents 🥲 |
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A woman in a little vest / Tshirt is my kryptonite! Throw in a couple of tattoos and / or glasses and I’m done |
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Cherry Bakewells |
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Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠 |
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Bumming a guy from behind when he’s innocently bent over doing up his shoe laces or something |
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A woman in a short summer dress , bare legs, and Converse..
Obvs 🫣😂 |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠 "
Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely  |
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"Touching a hot plate in a restaurant after being warned it's hot."
In the same vein, eating a pizza when you know it's still hot and braving the roof of your mouth being burned! |
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By *ACOLCouple 6 weeks ago
Limerick |
Pistachio ice cream! |
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Curves (I have no brakes!)
Nuts, sweets, ice-cream... |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely "
Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂 |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely
Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂"
Knobhead 😂😂😂😂 |
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By *eys00Man 6 weeks ago
have boots will travel |
When she is in a pair of GAA shorts 😍😍 |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely
Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂
Knobhead 😂😂😂😂"
No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"Bumming a guy from behind when he’s innocently bent over doing up his shoe laces or something "
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"Bumming a guy from behind when he’s innocently bent over doing up his shoe laces or something
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Fully clothed obvs 😏 |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely
Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂
Knobhead 😂😂😂😂
No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol"
Far prettier than the football we play ffs 🙄😆 |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely
Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂
Knobhead 😂😂😂😂
No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol
Far prettier than the football we play ffs 🙄😆"
Not saying much |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
Oh I agree with the football shirt absofuckinlutely
Whenever I do West Ham away I’m in awe 😂
Knobhead 😂😂😂😂
No I mean it. Best looking female fans by a distance lol
Far prettier than the football we play ffs 🙄😆
Not saying much "
I can't even argue 🤷♂️😆 |
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"A woman in a little vest / Tshirt is my kryptonite! Throw in a couple of tattoos and / or glasses and I’m done "
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Cheesecake and a big peachy bum! |
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"A woman in a little vest / Tshirt is my kryptonite! Throw in a couple of tattoos and / or glasses and I’m done "
Hello!!
🤓 |
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"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum! "
A winning combination, I hear. |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!
A winning combination, I hear. "
And a blow job |
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By *eys00Man 6 weeks ago
have boots will travel |
"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!
A winning combination, I hear.
And a blow job"
Pre or post cheesecake? |
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"The chance to lick a pussy"
this |
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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago
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"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!
A winning combination, I hear.
And a blow job
Pre or post cheesecake?"
Cheesecake first. Obviously!! |
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By *eys00Man 6 weeks ago
have boots will travel |
"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!
A winning combination, I hear.
And a blow job
Pre or post cheesecake?
Cheesecake first. Obviously!!"
Thank God!! I thought the world had gone mad for a moment! Cheesecake always comes first 👑 |
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"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!
A winning combination, I hear.
And a blow job"
Yuck. |
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"Cheesecake
A naughty whisper of intent in my ear"
Cheesecake you say?? |
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By *abluesbabyMan 6 weeks ago
Gibraltar/Cheshire/London |
Answering an unattended ringing phone.
If it rings I have to answer. Can't resist it.
I once took a booking for a pub/hotel whilst enjoying a pint as the landlord was changing barrels in the cellar and another time I ended up chatting to a delightful lady from Chicago for almost an hour as I answered a public payphone that was ringing on the island of Key West in Florida |
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"A woman offering to get on top"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 |
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"A woman offering to get on top
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣"
Oh shit 🤣🤣🤣 I wasn’t thinking |
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"Chocolate.
Cock.
Mrs TMN x"
Fancy a bbc? |
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"Cheesecake and a big peachy bum!
A winning combination, I hear.
And a blow job
Yuck. "
It's not for everyone |
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"Chocolate.
Cock.
Mrs TMN x
Fancy a bbc?"
Mmmmmmmmm |
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Brownie with ice-cream
Victoria sponge cake |
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"Chocolate.
Cock.
Mrs TMN x
Fancy a bbc?
Mmmmmmmmm"
Nawty bb xx |
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So the lessons that I’ve learnt from this thread;
Some people can’t say not to sex, everyone can’t say no to dessert |
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By *ripfillMan 6 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
maltessers … straight from the fridge … with Kracken coffee rum
Heaven …
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"So the lessons that I’ve learnt from this thread;
Some people can’t say not to sex, everyone can’t say no to dessert "
I’m both |
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"So the lessons that I’ve learnt from this thread;
Some people can’t say not to sex, everyone can’t say no to dessert "
Pretty sure I knew this already 🤷♀️ |
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Making the pun. Always unable to resist. |
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"Biscuits, boobs and a women that knows what she wants😉"
Two of the three Bs Reading is famously built on: beer, boobs* & biscuits
* Alright this might officially be bulbs 🌱 |
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The late night tired/ depressed call to wank |
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Sticky toffee pudding and custard. The only dessert on the menu I will ever order!! |
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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠 "
How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels "
Wear a spurs shirt |
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By *ookie46Woman 6 weeks ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels
Wear a spurs shirt "
Also got an Arsenal and Sunderland one 😜 |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels
Wear a spurs shirt
Also got an Arsenal and Sunderland one 😜"
Yuck. Arsenal. |
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"Nicely manicured nails 💅
Girls in football shirts 😍
Nice heels 👠
How about girls in football shirts wearing nice heels
Wear a spurs shirt
Also got an Arsenal and Sunderland one 😜"
lucky in white for Sat  |
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