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Banged my head on the headboard.
I seem to do this often.
Better than head straight into the wall though.
Thank god for headboards, perhaps this is what they were invented for. |
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"Banged my head on the headboard.
I seem to do this often.
Better than head straight into the wall though.
Thank god for headboards, perhaps this is what they were invented for."
What I had to do was put pillow at the back so to stop it banging against the wall, to stop her Daughter or the neighbours what we were doing |
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Oh yes! And it could only happen to me! Picture this scenario: As a developing adolescent I obviously discovered that what was between my legs wasn't just for peeing and stirring my tea with, I discovered a much better trick I could do with it. Wanking myself and early basic sexual encounters wasn't a problem, until one night a slightly older more experienced girl took hold of and and pulled my foreskin back behind my bell end, and it wouldn't return! Four days later my bell end had swollen like a cricket ball. I was lying in bed when my younger summoned my mum because I was in so much pain. My who coming from a tiny fishing village in Scotland, and not too worldly wise exclaimed, "He's got VD! He's got VD! He's been with some dirty girl and he's got VD! I tried to tell her that I'd fallen on it, but she was having none of it, and so called the doctor in the middle of the night. The doctor arrived and looked at and said that I would need to be blue lighted into hospital for an operation before it got any worse. My mum called him to one side and asked, "Is it something contagious he's got doctor?" To which the doctor replied, "No not at all, but we're you not advised to have him circumcised at birth?" Then the penny dropped with my mum, that she should have had me sorted at a young age but didn't. So I kinda got let off the hook seeing as it was partly my mum's fault that it happened. I was taken into hospital for an emergency operation, put under General anaesthetic, for surgeons to fillet around my oversized bell end, and stitch it back up again.
Best days work I ever did though because, being cut has proved very popular with most woman for hygiene reasons, and I don't get sore like most guys but can stay erect for prolonged periods of time pleasuring a lady before ejaculation myself. So it wasn't so bad after all. Anyone else got a story like that? |
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