"An Aunt Roberta
Nobody is getting me one so will just get one myself. I am having an Aperol Spritz (no soda)  "
Duck Fart Shot
Kahlúa to keep you going all night long
Baileys Irish Cream to keep things smooth
Whiskey to spice and things up
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"An Aunt Roberta
Nobody is getting me one so will just get one myself. I am having an Aperol Spritz (no soda)
Duck Fart Shot
Kahlúa to keep you going all night long
Baileys Irish Cream to keep things smooth
Whiskey to spice and things up
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Thank you for all the effort, appreciated.
Next one please skip me and go to the one above. Thanks |
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By *avie65Man 6 weeks ago
In the west. |
"My favourite, a Rockfall.
Spiced rum, coffee liqueur, cola, topped with Guinness.
A Pornstar Martini. You ain’t getting my Margarita. 🍸
Hand over the Margarita 🍸 or I’ll sit on ya. "
Promises promises. 😂😂 |
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"Lick my Pussy
I’m so glad this exists I can’t explain it
I look forward to the day:
Hello what can I get you?
Lick my oussy.
Lick my..what?
Lick my pussy
But you’re a ..
Pussy.
"
It certainly starts an interesting conversation  |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Lick my Pussy
I’m so glad this exists I can’t explain it
I look forward to the day:
Hello what can I get you?
Lick my oussy.
Lick my..what?
Lick my pussy
But you’re a ..
Pussy.
"
Mrs Slocombe, is that you?!? |
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"Lick my Pussy
I’m so glad this exists I can’t explain it
I look forward to the day:
Hello what can I get you?
Lick my oussy.
Lick my..what?
Lick my pussy
But you’re a ..
Pussy.
Mrs Slocombe, is that you?!? "
To which the only reply must be…
The surname Slocombe was originally derived from the Old English word Slahcumb which means dweller in the valley. Are you asking to dwell in my valley, barman? |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Lick my Pussy
I’m so glad this exists I can’t explain it
I look forward to the day:
Hello what can I get you?
Lick my oussy.
Lick my..what?
Lick my pussy
But you’re a ..
Pussy.
Mrs Slocombe, is that you?!?
To which the only reply must be…
The surname Slocombe was originally derived from the Old English word Slahcumb which means dweller in the valley. Are you asking to dwell in my valley, barman? "
I was actually thinking of Mrs Slocombe and her pussy from Are you being served, but I like the idea of a barman residing in your valley. |
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"Lick my Pussy
I’m so glad this exists I can’t explain it
I look forward to the day:
Hello what can I get you?
Lick my oussy.
Lick my..what?
Lick my pussy
But you’re a ..
Pussy.
Mrs Slocombe, is that you?!?
To which the only reply must be…
The surname Slocombe was originally derived from the Old English word Slahcumb which means dweller in the valley. Are you asking to dwell in my valley, barman?
I was actually thinking of Mrs Slocombe and her pussy from Are you being served, but I like the idea of a barman residing in your valley."
Anyone giving me alcohol and residing in my valley gets my vote. |
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By *aizyWoman 6 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Lick my Pussy
I’m so glad this exists I can’t explain it
I look forward to the day:
Hello what can I get you?
Lick my oussy.
Lick my..what?
Lick my pussy
But you’re a ..
Pussy.
Mrs Slocombe, is that you?!?
To which the only reply must be…
The surname Slocombe was originally derived from the Old English word Slahcumb which means dweller in the valley. Are you asking to dwell in my valley, barman?
I was actually thinking of Mrs Slocombe and her pussy from Are you being served, but I like the idea of a barman residing in your valley.
Anyone giving me alcohol and residing in my valley gets my vote. "
Give whole new meaning to the term, time gentlemen, please! |
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By *lowupdollTV/TS 6 weeks ago
Herts/Beds/Leeds/London |
"Lick my Pussy
I’m so glad this exists I can’t explain it
I look forward to the day:
Hello what can I get you?
Lick my oussy.
Lick my..what?
Lick my pussy
But you’re a ..
Pussy.
Mrs Slocombe, is that you?!?
To which the only reply must be…
The surname Slocombe was originally derived from the Old English word Slahcumb which means dweller in the valley. Are you asking to dwell in my valley, barman?
I was actually thinking of Mrs Slocombe and her pussy from Are you being served, but I like the idea of a barman residing in your valley.
Anyone giving me alcohol and residing in my valley gets my vote.
Give whole new meaning to the term, time gentlemen, please!"
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