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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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Post your rants here Thursday was ALWAYS rant day, wasn't it?

For me today it's fab bad days - you know those days where you just think ffs what am I doing here?

I've had random people starting beef and then being compared to actual beef as in a cow.. as an opening message. The fuck?!

Anyway feel free to post your rants and get it all off your chest. Or just give me more beef if you like

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By *obilebottomMan 6 weeks ago

All over

No beef Bella, just nuts. Nuts I tell you.

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By *rSircumsizedMan 6 weeks ago

Newport

Nowt wrong with a nice tender piece of rump steak. No rants here unfortunately, I've had a fairly uneventful Thursday.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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"No beef Bella, just nuts. Nuts I tell you. "

You're not wrong there! Nuts and oddballs

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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"Nowt wrong with a nice tender piece of rump steak. No rants here unfortunately, I've had a fairly uneventful Thursday."

Unfortunately that's not the kind of Beef he was on about Although I'm now going to pretend it is.

Glad your Thursday is drama free

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By *obilebottomMan 6 weeks ago

All over


"No beef Bella, just nuts. Nuts I tell you.

You're not wrong there! Nuts and oddballs "

And they probably don't even bother to check them once in a while

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 weeks ago

North West

I have some nice Beef. Should you decide that you fancy Beef after all. 😉😘

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By *agic.MMan 6 weeks ago

Orpington

Hate it that women on fab just can't agree about dick pics... some women are like "don't like dick pics put that away"...so I don't put dick pics, than I get messages from other women saying "why don't you have any dick pics, what's wrong with you"...so I put dick pics...than other women message me saying " I can believe you put dick pics on your profile, so disappointed "...than I hide my dick pics for my friends only, than other women message me saying why they can't see my dick pics anymore....it's damn frustrating 😖...women are either obsessed with hating or obsessed with loving dick pics...GOD!🙄

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By *midnight-Woman 6 weeks ago

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Being vegan I don't want any beef

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By *rSuave88Man 6 weeks ago

Mirfield

My beef is with you Bella. Jumping in my inbox, starting a conversation and then not responding. Fix up woman! 😂

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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"Hate it that women on fab just can't agree about dick pics... some women are like "don't like dick pics put that away"...so I don't put dick pics, than I get messages from other women saying "why don't you have any dick pics, what's wrong with you"...so I put dick pics...than other women message me saying " I can believe you put dick pics on your profile, so disappointed "...than I hide my dick pics for my friends only, than other women message me saying why they can't see my dick pics anymore....it's damn frustrating 😖...women are either obsessed with hating or obsessed with loving dick pics...GOD!🙄"

FYI we do like dick pics, but only pretty ones. Hope that helps

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By *iss_Juicy79Woman 6 weeks ago

Edinburgh

It's my OH's birthday and I'm perimenopausal so I was grumpy for the first half of the day felt like I spoiled it for him. Why did it have to play up today grrrr

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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"My beef is with you Bella. Jumping in my inbox, starting a conversation and then not responding. Fix up woman! 😂"

Whaaat? Where?

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 weeks ago

North West


"Hate it that women on fab just can't agree about dick pics... some women are like "don't like dick pics put that away"...so I don't put dick pics, than I get messages from other women saying "why don't you have any dick pics, what's wrong with you"...so I put dick pics...than other women message me saying " I can believe you put dick pics on your profile, so disappointed "...than I hide my dick pics for my friends only, than other women message me saying why they can't see my dick pics anymore....it's damn frustrating 😖...women are either obsessed with hating or obsessed with loving dick pics...GOD!🙄"

My advice. Add a dick pic by all means. But then immediately upload a non-dick pic so that when someone clicks on your profile it's not smacking us in the face so to speak. 😂

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By *rSuave88Man 6 weeks ago

Mirfield


"My beef is with you Bella. Jumping in my inbox, starting a conversation and then not responding. Fix up woman! 😂

Whaaat? Where? "

Wounded..

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 weeks ago

North West


"Being vegan I don't want any beef "

None at all? 🤯😱😭 I'll let him know. 😬

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By *agic.MMan 6 weeks ago

Orpington


"Hate it that women on fab just can't agree about dick pics... some women are like "don't like dick pics put that away"...so I don't put dick pics, than I get messages from other women saying "why don't you have any dick pics, what's wrong with you"...so I put dick pics...than other women message me saying " I can believe you put dick pics on your profile, so disappointed "...than I hide my dick pics for my friends only, than other women message me saying why they can't see my dick pics anymore....it's damn frustrating 😖...women are either obsessed with hating or obsessed with loving dick pics...GOD!🙄

My advice. Add a dick pic by all means. But then immediately upload a non-dick pic so that when someone clicks on your profile it's not smacking us in the face so to speak. 😂"

Please Don't reply to my ranting comment by using logic...I don't need that in my life right now 😑

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 6 weeks ago

North West


"Hate it that women on fab just can't agree about dick pics... some women are like "don't like dick pics put that away"...so I don't put dick pics, than I get messages from other women saying "why don't you have any dick pics, what's wrong with you"...so I put dick pics...than other women message me saying " I can believe you put dick pics on your profile, so disappointed "...than I hide my dick pics for my friends only, than other women message me saying why they can't see my dick pics anymore....it's damn frustrating 😖...women are either obsessed with hating or obsessed with loving dick pics...GOD!🙄

My advice. Add a dick pic by all means. But then immediately upload a non-dick pic so that when someone clicks on your profile it's not smacking us in the face so to speak. 😂

Please Don't reply to my ranting comment by using logic...I don't need that in my life right now 😑"

Oops. Logic is my favourite. *Homer into hedge GIF*

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 6 weeks ago

Central

As soon as I saw the title, I immediately felt at home, as it's Thursday .

Nothing to rant about today, though I've shared OPs matching interactions this week

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By *vaRoseWoman 6 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Today was one of those days for inbox abuse . I tried politely rejecting again instead of just deleting, reminded me why I don’t

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By *sStephenPickleMan 6 weeks ago

Ends

You cannot ignore the realities of a mental health breakdown forever. Please!!!

*and then repeat over and over at the top of your lungs in a field*

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By *viatrixWoman 6 weeks ago

Redhill

Fab wise thing as are great- have had 2 awesome meets this week

But outside of it it’s shit. I am tired of being a carer. It is such hard work and the sons of this lady couldn’t care less. If I hadn’t stepped in she would have died alone and probably very scared. But I’ve had enough.

Return to work: please come soon. PLEASE 🙏

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By *ampireLoveMan 6 weeks ago

Essex

Fab never causes me concern. I have far too many issues in real life to care about random fab abuse 😂. I take on board comments of people I respect. Random dumbarses that shout abuse… like a barking dog (one of those small dogs that should be classed as rats). Annoying but you know they are useless

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By *ir tootMan 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Fab wise thing as are great- have had 2 awesome meets this week

But outside of it it’s shit. I am tired of being a carer. It is such hard work and the sons of this lady couldn’t care less. If I hadn’t stepped in she would have died alone and probably very scared. But I’ve had enough.

Return to work: please come soon. PLEASE 🙏 "

My mum was a carer for my dad up untill he passed, I could never do what she did, it was tough.

The good Carers don't get enough praise, So I just wanted to say thank you, your one of the good ones.

Anyway toot should sleep now.

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By *ear NecessitiesMan 6 weeks ago

The woods


"Today was one of those days for inbox abuse . I tried politely rejecting again instead of just deleting, reminded me why I don’t

"

Hiya,

I thought for a change, end your day without inbox abuse. Instead a recipe i found a while ago and love.

French Apple Cake

By Jennifer Segal

Servings: 8 (less if sharing with me)

Prep Time: 20minutes

Cook Time: 40minutes

Total Time: 1hour

Ingredients

1 cup all-purpose flour, spooned into measuring cup and leveled off

1 teaspoon baking powder

¼ teaspoon salt

½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature

⅔ cup granulated sugar, plus more for sprinkling over cake

2 large eggs

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

3 tablespoons dark rum

2 baking apples, peeled, cored and cut into ½-inch cubes (3½ to 4 cups chopped; see note)

Confectioners' sugar (optional), for decorating cake

Instructions

Preheat the oven to 350°F (175°C) and set an oven rack in the middle position. Grease a 9-inch (23-cm) springform or regular cake pan with butter or nonstick cooking spray. If using a regular cake pan, line the bottom of the pan with parchment paper and grease again.

In a small bowl, whisk together the flour, baking powder and salt.

Using a handheld mixer with beaters or a stand mixer with the paddle attachment, cream the butter and granulated sugar until light and fluffy, about 3 minutes. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well and down the sides of the bowl after each addition. Beat in the vanilla and rum. Don't worry if the batter looks grainy at this point; that's okay. Add the flour mixture and mix on low speed until just combined. Using a rubber spatula, fold in the chopped apples.

Scrape the batter into the prepared pan and even the top. Sprinkle evenly with 1 tablespoon of granulated sugar. Bake for about 40 minutes, or until the cake is golden and a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Allow the cake to cool on a rack in the pan. Once cool, run a blunt knife around the edges of the cake. If using a springform pan, remove the sides. If using a regular cake pan, carefully invert the cake onto the rack, remove the parchment paper, then gently flip the cake over and place right-side-up on a platter. Using a fine sieve, dust with confectioners' sugar (if using).

Bear xx

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By *r. MacMan 6 weeks ago

Bexleyheath

Why do all managers think they know everything and when things are just right they change something that fucks it completely up

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By *tr8MrEMan 6 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Don't even get me started....

Silent accusations without answers

What bullcrap is that!!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan 6 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've been in the bath for over 3 hours as I've a mozzie bite on my back I can't reach to scratch.

And I've run out of wine. Obvs one bottle was insufficient.

Long live rant Thursday.

I need boobs. 😭😭😭

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By *hortieWoman 6 weeks ago

Northampton

That Tesco creamfields 'mature' budget cheese?

Even if you're on your arse and a cheese fiend... Don't even consider it.

I'd rather lick out King Tuts butthole.

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By *bi HaiveMan 6 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"That Tesco creamfields 'mature' budget cheese?

Even if you're on your arse and a cheese fiend... Don't even consider it.

I'd rather lick out King Tuts butthole. "

Aldi extra mature.

The purple one.

Thank me later. 😉

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By *hortieWoman 6 weeks ago

Northampton


"I've been in the bath for over 3 hours as I've a mozzie bite on my back I can't reach to scratch.

And I've run out of wine. Obvs one bottle was insufficient.

Long live rant Thursday.

I need boobs. 😭😭😭"

*Scraaaaatttcchhhhhhh*

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By *hortieWoman 6 weeks ago

Northampton


"That Tesco creamfields 'mature' budget cheese?

Even if you're on your arse and a cheese fiend... Don't even consider it.

I'd rather lick out King Tuts butthole.

Aldi extra mature.

The purple one.

Thank me later. 😉"

Oh already been there.

Sometimes you just have to get in a Ford, just to remind yourself exactly why you hate Fords.

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By *viatrixWoman 6 weeks ago

Redhill


"That Tesco creamfields 'mature' budget cheese?

Even if you're on your arse and a cheese fiend... Don't even consider it.

I'd rather lick out King Tuts butthole. "

Their grana padano ish’t that bad haha

God I want cheese now

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By *hickthighs25Woman 6 weeks ago

Stockton


"Don't even get me started....

Silent accusations without answers

What bullcrap is that!!!!"

Oh dont let anyone get ya down your a top twister player! 😘

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By *bi HaiveMan 6 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"That Tesco creamfields 'mature' budget cheese?

Even if you're on your arse and a cheese fiend... Don't even consider it.

I'd rather lick out King Tuts butthole.

Aldi extra mature.

The purple one.

Thank me later. 😉

Oh already been there.

Sometimes you just have to get in a Ford, just to remind yourself exactly why you hate Fords."

😂😂😂😂😂

I'm kinda spoilt given where I live.

Still waiting for that lottery win to justify spending £300+ on that wheel of cave matured luciousness......😭😭

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By *ir tootMan 6 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Looking for work, is a rant in itself. 😣

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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Another rant.

Forum lurkers, they don't post but are very quick to message you abuse over something you posted that they've misinterpreted. Bore off.

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 6 weeks ago

Voldsøy

This coil can go to Hell! 😮‍💨

Thanks, Lady B. Feel much better. 😘

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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"This coil can go to Hell! 😮‍💨

Thanks, Lady B. Feel much better. 😘"

In the fucking bin it goes! If only

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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"Looking for work, is a rant in itself. 😣"

Agreed, you've got this

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 6 weeks ago

North West. Sometimes London/Cambridge


"Another rant.

Forum lurkers, they don't post but are very quick to message you abuse over something you posted that they've misinterpreted. Bore off."

Is the one that likes to tell you that your opinion is wrong and then proceeds to force feed their opinion. But don’t say you don’t agree with their opinion, because their opinion is right 🙄

Fucking wet wipe! 🍭

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By *illan-KillashMan 6 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Post your rants here Thursday was ALWAYS rant day, wasn't it?

For me today it's fab bad days - you know those days where you just think ffs what am I doing here?

I've had random people starting beef and then being compared to actual beef as in a cow.. as an opening message. The fuck?!

Anyway feel free to post your rants and get it all off your chest. Or just give me more beef if you like "

Recruitment agencies.

Mostly chilled out today. Although recruitment agencies are driving me mad.

Recruiters really boil my piss, all the effort and then radio silence. Kindly just give me an update you bastards, even if its bad news.

Other than that, it's a good day. Hoping my plans for this evening fall into place. *fingers crossed emoji

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By *aron Van WinkleMan 6 weeks ago

The Velvet Den of Desire

Beef as in a cow?

Fuck’em Bella.

What they meant to say was ‘you are udderly gorgeous’

*fuck the haters.

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By *hortieWoman 6 weeks ago

Northampton

Tesco steak cut chips.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 6 weeks ago

Ends

Honest to Christ the people that stare at you and laugh while your autistic child has a meltdown, maybe you should mind your fucking business instead of looking like a manky toenail.

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By *sStephenPickleMan 6 weeks ago

Ends


"Honest to Christ the people that stare at you and laugh while your autistic child has a meltdown, maybe you should mind your fucking business instead of looking like a manky toenail. "

Also people who talk to you and your child in the middle of the meltdown- are you quite fucking alright

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By (user no longer on site) 6 weeks ago


"Honest to Christ the people that stare at you and laugh while your autistic child has a meltdown, maybe you should mind your fucking business instead of looking like a manky toenail. "

Add to that..

Rant at the old lady who first accused my learning disabled daughter of saying excuse me when we were standing behind her quietly in shop queue, then told my daughter " you can't shoplift in here" when she went to pick up chocolate buttons but I said no. Then muttered nasty things about us under her breath, before turning around and started having a go at us, trapping us behind her shopping trolley and the double buggy behind us. And then shouted at me to shut up because I told her we hadn't done anything.

And further huge rant at the shop assistant who appeared to side with her because she was old I guess..

Old ladies can be very nasty sometimes...

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By *rHotNottsMan 6 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Lack of proper roads on the east , when a few miles seems to take all day

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By *sStephenPickleMan 6 weeks ago

Ends


"Honest to Christ the people that stare at you and laugh while your autistic child has a meltdown, maybe you should mind your fucking business instead of looking like a manky toenail.

Add to that..

Rant at the old lady who first accused my learning disabled daughter of saying excuse me when we were standing behind her quietly in shop queue, then told my daughter " you can't shoplift in here" when she went to pick up chocolate buttons but I said no. Then muttered nasty things about us under her breath, before turning around and started having a go at us, trapping us behind her shopping trolley and the double buggy behind us. And then shouted at me to shut up because I told her we hadn't done anything.

And further huge rant at the shop assistant who appeared to side with her because she was old I guess..

Old ladies can be very nasty sometimes...

"

Yuck. What horrible and miserable people these sods are.

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By *iss.Bella OP   Woman 6 weeks ago

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"Honest to Christ the people that stare at you and laugh while your autistic child has a meltdown, maybe you should mind your fucking business instead of looking like a manky toenail.

Add to that..

Rant at the old lady who first accused my learning disabled daughter of saying excuse me when we were standing behind her quietly in shop queue, then told my daughter " you can't shoplift in here" when she went to pick up chocolate buttons but I said no. Then muttered nasty things about us under her breath, before turning around and started having a go at us, trapping us behind her shopping trolley and the double buggy behind us. And then shouted at me to shut up because I told her we hadn't done anything.

And further huge rant at the shop assistant who appeared to side with her because she was old I guess..

Old ladies can be very nasty sometimes...

Yuck. What horrible and miserable people these sods are. "

Extending from both of these.. people that judge other people's kids or parenting can get the fuck in the bin full fucking stop. Everyone likes to think they're perfect and it grinds my gears.

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