Seeing that Tesco have wedding gifts service, where you might opt for loo rolls and other unusual gifts.
For those who've opted for a casual sex lifestyle, without a wedding, could there be an equivalent, celebrating your fucking bliss? Would you get a reduced sized gift, commensurate to the time together, compared with an average marriage?
Would your gift list include nicer things, if you expect it to be a better shag? Or should it be just a contribution towards a loo roll, that we should aim for?
Nothing that this aged spinster can expect to bequeath to the sad people who mourn my passing?
What's in your shag gift list and from where? |
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By *EAT..85Woman 12 weeks ago
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On a side note Sophie, I'm one of four kids and I'm the only one that my parents haven't forked out a butt tonne on money on for a wedding as I don't want to get married. Surely I deserve some cash for saving them some cash?!
I've also saved them years in partner gifts at birthdays and Christmas for all of the years I was single and my siblings all married young 🤷♀️
Where's the fairness?! |
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"On a side note Sophie, I'm one of four kids and I'm the only one that my parents haven't forked out a butt tonne on money on for a wedding as I don't want to get married. Surely I deserve some cash for saving them some cash?!
I've also saved them years in partner gifts at birthdays and Christmas for all of the years I was single and my siblings all married young 🤷♀️
Where's the fairness?! "
It must run into the £millions, how much you've saved them - even more, counting the savings on gifts from others, one step removed. I've heard some less than savoury things about Mother Theresa and feel sure that your wholesome goodness must outshine hers, many fold.  |
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i think practical gifts are just as good if not better than many other gifts.
friends had a baby recently. they were given Bibs, nappies, wipes, sudacrem
a copy of paddington bear book
and some 6=12 month clothes. |
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I think the original point of wedding gifts was to help the newlyweds with the new home they were going to occupy together.
Since we're just talking about a shag, I guess lube and condoms would be the obvious. Maybe a blindfold if they're ugly or kinky 💜 |
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"I think the original point of wedding gifts was to help the newlyweds with the new home they were going to occupy together.
Since we're just talking about a shag, I guess lube and condoms would be the obvious. Maybe a blindfold if they're ugly or kinky 💜"
Could always have toys too - to keep you going, between shags |
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