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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
Come grab a drink in toots bar, I've got a couple of specials on tongiht, made my different patrons, will bring anonymous for now. 😁
Any suggestions for names, hit me!
Special menu
True blue cocktail.
Galactic nipple twister.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x
I get the reference . 
I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?   "
Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm great
Lifes good
I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎
That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!"
I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎 |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x
I get the reference .
I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?
Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆"
Omfg 🤣
I can't take it down utill 10am tommorow, so there's gonna be alot of people complaining about eye sight. 🤣
Enjoy your drink. |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"I'm great
Lifes good
I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎
That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!
I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎"
Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9? |
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"Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster please ... don't forget the gold brick
Of course coming right up!!
Had a food day so far? 😁
I've only just eaten, but a good day yes bollocks I misspelt. 🤦♂️"
I barely noticed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22]
Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸
How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁
Lh dam that long today? "
That will do nicely thank you 👍 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect
Happy Wednesday !
Of course coming right up, one hazy pale!
How has your day been? "
All good thanks, working, perving…the usual 😊
Hope you’ve had a good one. |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"[Removed by poster at 28/05/25 20:24:22]
Ill have anything wet after this long day please toots! 🍸🍸
How about 2 strawberry dacquiris? 😁
Lh dam that long today?
That will do nicely thank you 👍"
Anytime, shout if you want another. |
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"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄
Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up!
Hope you've had a good day today. "
Thank you very much xx 😘
My day has been ok……work and hairdressers, hope you’ve had a good day? Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm great
Lifes good
I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎
That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!
I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎
Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?"
You keep on keeping on
You have come a long way
Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎 |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"Evening, I’d love a mid week pint please. A hazy pale would be perfect
Happy Wednesday !
Of course coming right up, one hazy pale!
How has your day been?
All good thanks, working, perving…the usual 😊
Hope you’ve had a good one."
I have thank you, glad you have too.
Pretty much the same here tbh 🤣 |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"I'm great
Lifes good
I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎
That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!
I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎
Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?
You keep on keeping on
You have come a long way
Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎"
I sure hope so, it's been a bloody ride that's for sure. |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"I could go for a mid week glass of wine……xx 😄
Well then one mid-week glass of wine coming up!
Hope you've had a good day today.
Thank you very much xx 😘
My day has been ok……work and hairdressers, hope you’ve had a good day? Xx "
Its been good thanks, sightly boring but good! |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"Evening toots!
Could I possibly get a Dark and Stormy please?
If you could put a couple of curves of ice and a slice
Of lime, that would be epic. "
One epic dark and stormy coming right up, glad to have you in tonight, decently busy too. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm great
Lifes good
I can't complain 😎😎😎😎😎
That's good man, glad to see you in the bar again it's been awhile!
I remember when you first opened this place. You've come a long way. I like what you have done with the place😎😎😎😎😎
Aww thanks man, it's really been a minute hasn't it, I remember when it said I've Been here for 3 months, it's now 9?
You keep on keeping on
You have come a long way
Your confidence in the forums has gone from strength to strength 😎😎😎😎😎
I sure hope so, it's been a bloody ride that's for sure. "
Well you are still here so we must be doing something right 😎😎😎😎😎 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Evening toots!
Could I possibly get a Dark and Stormy please?
If you could put a couple of curves of ice and a slice
Of lime, that would be epic.
One epic dark and stormy coming right up, glad to have you in tonight, decently busy too. "
Greatly appreciated.
Great crowd you got here! Hardly surprising though with this venue.
Cheers!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 "
Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha |
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊 "
It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊
Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha"
I’ll tell them it was you who gave me the idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊
Oh I wasn’t knocking it, should have thought it up myself haha
I’ll tell them it was you who gave me the idea "
Credit is all yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊
It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘"
Enjoy, you deserve it 😊 |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊
It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘"
This is true. |
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"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊
It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘
This is true. "
Yes but I’ve not been barred yet 😄 |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"Could you send over a bottle of wine to _veragecouple2000 and put it on my tab?
Smooth 😎
Even if it just makes them smile, I’m happy 😊
It made me smile…..however if you send a bottle I will drink the bottle! Xx 😘
This is true.
Yes but I’ve not been barred yet 😄"
I won't, I only ban assholes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started
Javerbombs, Roger that.
How are you today? "
I've had a day of being shit on from a great height...so much so I put a profile photo up to commemorate the occasion, sadly it's considered "too rude" 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"Which evening is the pub quiz on in here?
I've decided that I want to start going to a pub quiz, just need to find one near me and maybe some people to go with."
Hmm its probably too difficult to start one on fab, it's bad enough trying to engage with eveyone on the bar thread 🤣 |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
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"Jaegerbombs all round, I'm buying...might as well finish the day exactly how it started
Javerbombs, Roger that.
How are you today?
I've had a day of being shit on from a great height...so much so I put a profile photo up to commemorate the occasion, sadly it's considered "too rude" 🤣🤣🤣"
Really that bad? 🤣 |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton/south coast |
"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x
I get the reference .
I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?
Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆"
Damn near poked my eye out too.
Not sure how I feel about that over a pint of ale. A gnt , however |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x
I get the reference .
I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?
Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆"
Evening Toots!
Where've you been hiding that, you sly dog?!
Definitely in need of a pick me up drinkie... barman's choice, as long as you join me! |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"Spread me open and serve me a…. Anything you like toots x
I get the reference .
I'll spread you open and give you a.. lovely pina colada?
Fucking hell.. you just almost knocked me over with that thing serving me! Never seen that before 🍆 👀 😆
Evening Toots!
Where've you been hiding that, you sly dog?!
Definitely in need of a pick me up drinkie... barman's choice, as long as you join me!"
Hey you!
I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now 
Anyway let's have something strong, how about one those drink from the picnic err the strong one? |
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By *nnCeeWoman
over a year ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now
Anyway let's have something strong, how about one those drink from the picnic err the strong one?"
Oooftt!! Not just the cat that's been allowed out from its hiding place heehee.
I believe that would be two Long Island Iced Teas then! Cheers!! |
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By *ir toot OP Man
over a year ago
Burton |
"I've been hiding it from you of course, but cats out of the bag now
Anyway let's have something strong, how about one those drink from the picnic err the strong one?
Oooftt!! Not just the cat that's been allowed out from its hiding place heehee.
I believe that would be two Long Island Iced Teas then! Cheers!!"
Yeah he's earned his freedom for abit. 🤭
I'll get that sorted for us, it's been a minute hasn't it 😁 |
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"Jack Daniels with the cola please toots!
Coming right up!!!
And hey!
How you been toots? Survived the status game!?! 😂😂 Yeah and
Now it's surviving the penis game 🤣 "
😂😂😂 my peen game is short and non-entertaining 🤣🤣 |
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