My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx"
Post and profile don't really tally. Are you the hubby that's been taken off the profile because your wife says she has a BF?? Confused |
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Yes he asked me to post. He's a good friend since before they married. I know dee will have me for this but i need to be honest with him. He had her phone while we had sex. There's nothing wrong. We're all still friends but sometimes lines get crossed x |
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Nooo. It's me Denise. I've lost weight and I bought a bike to tone up. Where's this gun come from? Hubby thought I cheated.cause I've not done this before. So I posted no. I go on holiday with my daughter and grandson in August and I want to be OK. What the fuck is wrong with you people on here????? |
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"Nooo. It's me Denise. I've lost weight and I bought a bike to tone up. Where's this gun come from? Hubby thought I cheated.cause I've not done this before. So I posted no. I go on holiday with my daughter and grandson in August and I want to be OK. What the fuck is wrong with you people on here?????"
OP, read back the whole thread.
Someone wrote the first post, saying lost a bike. Saying jumping the gun.
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"Yes he asked me to post. He's a good friend since before they married. I know dee will have me for this but i need to be honest with him. He had her phone while we had sex. There's nothing wrong. We're all still friends but sometimes lines get crossed x"
Then there's this post written by someone else |
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No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx |
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"No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx"
But not naked sex with hubby as post stated he hadn't seen you naked for 2 years? Very confusing post |
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By *an8iMan 4 weeks ago
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"No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx
But not naked sex with hubby as post stated he hadn't seen you naked for 2 years? Very confusing post"
Maybe he was blindfolded |
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So your husband posted without you knowing on the couples profile you have...but what was his post about a lost bike?
Your boyfriend posted on your couples profile without you knowing while you had sex with your husband that you don't have sex with and isn't included in the profile anymore....but what was his post about?
You then posted about a holiday.
Then you posted again but
Can you see the confusion |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx"
So you’re worried she’s having an affair? Even though you’re sat next to her boyfriend? 
She’s losing weight for her holiday as she said
Think that clears that up |
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"Made my Thursday even more confusing than it already was. 🤷
Wait, what........ it's.......Thursday?  "
Haha I thought it was Friday too even wrote happy Friday everyone on a thread earlier.. mind you noone corrected me so they probably all think it's Friday too haha!! Noooooooooo |
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"Made my Thursday even more confusing than it already was. 🤷
Wait, what........ it's.......Thursday?
Haha I thought it was Friday too even wrote happy Friday everyone on a thread earlier.. mind you noone corrected me so they probably all think it's Friday too haha!! Noooooooooo"
*people all over Fab forums checking their calendars......  |
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"None of it made sense
And then there's the new mention of a holiday
So again, could you or someone explain it?"
She’s got a wildcard entry to the Tour de France So she’s building up stamina on the bike
Hubby is paranoid and thinks the new regime means she’s riding someone else other than the bike
Hope this helps  |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
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"No. It's my post Denise. But I have or had my hubby and boyfriend both beside me. And obviously they could see the post. So I got busy with james. My bf and again. I posted. But hubby did too ,,,, not supposed to. And James. All in all I had sex 3 times. Hubby and bf and theyye messaged. I did not xxx. I was busy xx"
Is the bike called James?! |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx"
..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there "
I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho! |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there
I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!"
With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻 |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there
I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!
With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻"
Loving your positivity! |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there
I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!
With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻
Loving your positivity! "
Thank you! 😅😊 |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there
I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!
With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻"
Would a Uni-cycle made of gum incur
chew-ition fees |
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" My wife has lost a couple stone lately and new exercise bike all of a sudden. Never has before, any men had this or am I jumping gun. We sleep in seperate rooms so not seen her naked for 2 years xx..has she looked down the back of the sofa..I'm always losing stuff down there
I found a packet of gum down mine and 2 pound coin wahoo!! No bike tho!
With a bit of ingenuity you can turn that packet of gum & 2 pound coin into a unicycle! 💪🏻
Would a Uni-cycle made of gum incur
chew-ition fees "
Oo the pun, the pun!  |
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Well this is confusing.
What’s the call to action for this thread? Other husbands to commiserate and share similar situations? Giving opinions about the reasons for the weight loss?
Is it possible that the two of you need to talk and sort it out between yourselves instead of you posting on his behalf? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 weeks ago
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Is Denise the bike?
Or is Denise Denephew?
Who is James?
And who is the tall stranger in the hat and the long coat, with the mysterious package?
To find out all this, and more, tune in again at this time next week, for another episode of... "As the Stomach Churns".
(Da da da da dum dum dummmm...)  |
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By *aizyWoman 4 weeks ago
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"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...
Call Skippy. Immediately 😉
Lassie...surely
Or Flipper
I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔"
He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog! |
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"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...
Call Skippy. Immediately 😉
Lassie...surely
Or Flipper
I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔"
..
I'm not even sure Skippy would be....
bit hop-tomistic |
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"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...
Call Skippy. Immediately 😉
Lassie...surely
Or Flipper
I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔
He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!"
Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well
It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷♀️ |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 4 weeks ago
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"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...
Call Skippy. Immediately 😉
Lassie...surely
Or Flipper
I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔
He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!
Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well
It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷♀️"
Wanna bet? Timmy is Tabitha's doll; but he's actually alive; but only when she's around, because she's a witch.
But, yes get Lassie, Flipper and Skippy, and throw in the littlest hobo too, and Ben the bear from Grizzly Adams.
😁 |
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"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...
Call Skippy. Immediately 😉
Lassie...surely
Or Flipper
I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔
He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!
Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well
It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷♀️
Wanna bet? Timmy is Tabitha's doll; but he's actually alive; but only when she's around, because she's a witch.
But, yes get Lassie, Flipper and Skippy, and throw in the littlest hobo too, and Ben the bear from Grizzly Adams.
😁"
Gentle ben would sort this 😁 |
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"I bet Timmy's in the bloody well, too...
Call Skippy. Immediately 😉
Lassie...surely
Or Flipper
I'm not sure flipper is any use in a well 🤔
He'd fare better in the water than a kangaroo or a dog!
Good point....maybe Lassie can tow Flipper in on some sort of sled, then flipper can help with the well
It really can't be anymore confusing than who did what with what on what bike and had sex 3 times 🤷♀️
Wanna bet? Timmy is Tabitha's doll; but he's actually alive; but only when she's around, because she's a witch.
But, yes get Lassie, Flipper and Skippy, and throw in the littlest hobo too, and Ben the bear from Grizzly Adams.
😁
Gentle ben would sort this 😁"
Mr Ed could decipher this one I feel
Mrs x |
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