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Need advice on becoming a knobhead
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm a nice person and I want to be turned. I think starting with knobhead level is adequate for now.
I've been told being a knobhead on here will certainly help my chances of standing out.
So what advice can you tell me fellow knobheads😙😜 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Start cutting and pasting messages to everyone saying
"Are you free now? FAF? and do you like anal?"
and then when you either don't get a reply or get a "no" send some mild abuse
That should get you to knobhead level quite easily |
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Excellent choice, Madam.
Our entry level Knobhead service entails sending messages to 300 people a day which all say "hey". It's a cost effective approach.
For an additional cost, we can also send 300 messages to complete strangers which all invited some form of unsolicited sexting. Each one comes with a free dic pic.
Poor grammar and spelling can be added and are charged by the letter. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a nice person and I want to be turned. I think starting with knobhead level is adequate for now.
I've been told being a knobhead on here will certainly help my chances of standing out.
So what advice can you tell me fellow knobheads😙😜"
Advice?! I wrote a whole book! I’m an expert OP🤭 |
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"I'm a nice person and I want to be turned. I think starting with knobhead level is adequate for now.
I've been told being a knobhead on here will certainly help my chances of standing out.
So what advice can you tell me fellow knobheads😙😜"
Think with your nob and not your head.
Write on everyone’s forum post like your post is the only one that matters.
Send dick pics in first message.
Don’t read anything properly before considering anything.
Give bad advice. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Send dick pics without any introduction
Kick off when you don't get a reply
Definitely delete all the about you on your profile
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If I had a dick I could send but alas I wasn't born with that useless piece of skin.....
Oh God I have a lot to learn to become a knobhead haven't i  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Arrange a meet...date, time, location. Sound really enthusiastic about seeing the other person, telling them what you'll do with them after you've had a medium Americano and slice of lemon drizzle cake. Then don't show up. Knobhead status achieved. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just send loads of messages saying "fuck now" and when they dont answer just shot in a "slag" for good measure 🤣
Always a good start.
I’m howling🤣🤣"
You know i bet 🤣🤣🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Strap a dildo to your head and have that as your profile picture. Knobhead achieved and your profile will stand out. Job done x"
What was that you said....😄
Do you like my new profile pic |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
You need to learn to become a knobstacle.
"A person who consistently gets in the way, either through incompetence, arrogance or unhelpful behaviour and who makes situations more difficult than they need to be." 😇😇 |
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"You need to learn to become a knobstacle.
"A person who consistently gets in the way, either through incompetence, arrogance or unhelpful behaviour and who makes situations more difficult than they need to be." 😇😇"
I think that's called Customer Service isn't it? |
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"Strap a dildo to your head and have that as your profile picture. Knobhead achieved and your profile will stand out. Job done x
What was that you said....😄
Do you like my new profile pic"
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 absolutely brilliant!!!! Xx |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Strap a dildo to your head and have that as your profile picture. Knobhead achieved and your profile will stand out. Job done x
What was that you said....😄
Do you like my new profile pic"
Hey presto! Just like that, you're a knobhead!
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"Strap a dildo to your head and have that as your profile picture. Knobhead achieved and your profile will stand out. Job done x
What was that you said....😄
Do you like my new profile pic
Hey presto! Just like that, you're a knobhead!
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There it was all along staring us right in the face. Wood for the trees. |
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Starter guide to knobhead level...send messages that just say fuck now! Or your the most beautiful woman on here
Don't wait for your messages to be read just send more messages with ???? Again and again
Get stroppy if you get rejected and throw your toys out of your pram. Then send another message saying you're fat, ugly etc then block said person so they can't even respond
Add photos of your knob next to a can, energy drink or a remote control. 
Knobhead level achieved!! Collect gold star
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If who ever you're messaging doesn't message you straight back when it says they're 'online' send 2 or 3 follow up messages asking what you did to offend them, then hurl abuse at them. Make sure you have a few abusive comments in a note ready to cut and paste for ease |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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First of all you want to start threads every day and you want to try to not reply to every single person.
Also make friends on the forums so people think you’re in a C word. |
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"First of all you want to start threads every day and you want to try to not reply to every single person.
Also make friends on the forums so people think you’re in a C word. "
I've made lots of friends from forums am I interim level knobhead? 🤔 I hope so! |
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Firstly, before all else, set your profile pic to silhouette, remove all pics from your profile. Delete your bio and replace with "I'll fill in later".
Follow the advice given in this thread already and the start a new thread bemoaning the complete lack of interest in you and how everyone on here must be fake. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jesus's what a random post. Really? To be fair I think a lot of men take us for granted just because we are on here xxx"
If I had achieved my knobhead status already I would have said please don't post till you've answered on your husbands thread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jesus's what a random post. Really? To be fair I think a lot of men take us for granted just because we are on here xxx
If I had achieved my knobhead status already I would have said please don't post till you've answered on your husbands thread"
I meant boyfriends thread |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
west midlands |
"Jesus's what a random post. Really? To be fair I think a lot of men take us for granted just because we are on here xxx
If I had achieved my knobhead status already I would have said please don't post till you've answered on your husbands thread
I meant boyfriends thread"
Was it the husband, the wife, the boyfriend or the exercise bike posting tho??🤔 |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton/south coast |
"Send dick pics without any introduction
Kick off when you don't get a reply
Definitely delete all the about you on your profile
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You missed the silhouette profile pic... Rookie error. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First of all you want to start threads every day and you want to try to not reply to every single person.
Also make friends on the forums so people think you’re in a C word.
I've made lots of friends from forums am I interim level knobhead? 🤔 I hope so! "
are you in a cli… nvm |
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"Just send loads of messages saying "fuck now" and when they dont answer just shot in a "slag" for good measure 🤣
Always a good start."
This, and some kind of fat joke typically follows.
'I thought your type were meant to be funny'.
That kind of thing. You'll be more than adequately knobgead-ish then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just send loads of messages saying "fuck now" and when they dont answer just shot in a "slag" for good measure 🤣
Always a good start.
This, and some kind of fat joke typically follows.
'I thought your type were meant to be funny'.
That kind of thing. You'll be more than adequately knobgead-ish then!"
Agreed 🤣 |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"I wonder if everyone that's posted realises they called themselves knobheads😂
Maybe that's the trick
To not worry about it lol"
I realised it, but I did it anyway. I know I'm not a knobhead, and that's what counts.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wonder if everyone that's posted realises they called themselves knobheads😂
Maybe that's the trick
To not worry about it lol"
I'm a knobhead, everyone knows I'm a knobhead, and I don't give a flying fuck about it 😁. |
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"I wonder if everyone that's posted realises they called themselves knobheads😂
Maybe that's the trick
To not worry about it lol
I'm a knobhead, everyone knows I'm a knobhead, and I don't give a flying fuck about it 😁."
Me need a 'I'm a knobhead n proud' thread  |
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"When you reach 'knobhead' level, come speak to me about 'bellend'. Two levels up and happy to part my wisdom.
There's a level up from knobhead?! 😲 Is there a training course I can sign up for? "
Knobhead is entry level stuff.
Throbber
Thundercunt
Mutant (said in Scottish accent only) are a few. |
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"When you reach 'knobhead' level, come speak to me about 'bellend'. Two levels up and happy to part my wisdom.
There's a level up from knobhead?! 😲 Is there a training course I can sign up for?
Knobhead is entry level stuff.
Throbber
Thundercunt
Mutant (said in Scottish accent only) are a few."
Do we get stickers too?!
I do like a sticker 😁 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wonder if everyone that's posted realises they called themselves knobheads😂
Maybe that's the trick
To not worry about it lol
I'm a knobhead, everyone knows I'm a knobhead, and I don't give a flying fuck about it 😁.
Me need a 'I'm a knobhead n proud' thread "
Badges! |
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