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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
Hurried about the violence though
*Cocktail
It's your party not mine, you do you"
Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going! |
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
Hurried about the violence though
*Cocktail
It's your party not mine, you do you
Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going!"
Not to sure about the cheese part on the cock sticks 🤔 |
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
Hurried about the violence though
*Cocktail
It's your party not mine, you do you
Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going!"
Of fucking course |
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By *ib.Man 3 weeks ago
Hampshire |
"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
Hurried about the violence though
*Cocktail
It's your party not mine, you do you
Fuck it, if you come I’ll provide them"
You know I was in before you even started this thread. |
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
Hurried about the violence though
*Cocktail
It's your party not mine, you do you
Fuck it, if you come I’ll provide them
You know I was in before you even started this thread."
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By *hortieWoman 3 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
Hurried about the violence though
*Cocktail
It's your party not mine, you do you
Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going!"
I'm enjoying the cocksticks so far, to be fair. |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
Hurried about the violence though
*Cocktail
It's your party not mine, you do you
Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks and cocktails, I like the way this party is going!
Not to sure about the cheese part on the cock sticks 🤔"
Just flick it off it'll be fine! |
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By *ib.Man 3 weeks ago
Hampshire |
"Ok, I’ll put my pants on
Don't bother.
As the host I’d rather she didn’t put her cheeks on my furniture. Only partners get that privilege  "
Fair.
Guess I'd better rethink what I was gonna wear. |
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"Ok, I’ll put my pants on
Don't bother.
As the host I’d rather she didn’t put her cheeks on my furniture. Only partners get that privilege
Fair.
Guess I'd better rethink what I was gonna wear."
Maybe I was gonna make us official  |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉"
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘 |
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By *aizyWoman 3 weeks ago
west midlands |
"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘"
No way he is getting a dressing gown on over those big red balls. |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘"
I don't have it anymore 💔 |
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"Me?
And definitely tequila ♥️
I have tequila.
Just need you.
Noooo tequila
You WILL learn to love it "
I already do...it doesn't love me
Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that)
🤪 |
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"Me?
And definitely tequila ♥️
I have tequila.
Just need you.
Noooo tequila
You WILL learn to love it
I already do...it doesn't love me
Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that)
🤪"
That’s half the fun. I love questionable decisions… clearly on the 1000s I’ve made 🤣🤣 |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘
I don't have it anymore 💔"
What? 😳😳
This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘
I don't have it anymore 💔
What? 😳😳
This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary "
Will I finally get laid now? 😂 |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘
I don't have it anymore 💔
What? 😳😳
This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary
Will I finally get laid now? 😂"
Probably. |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘
I don't have it anymore 💔
What? 😳😳
This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary
Will I finally get laid now? 😂
Probably. "
Finally Jesus Christ! |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘
I don't have it anymore 💔
What? 😳😳
This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary
Will I finally get laid now? 😂
Probably.
Finally Jesus Christ!"
I’m not sure Jesus is available. Barry Gibb do? |
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny.
Tbf, so is a house party 
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day"
I thought it was now? 😳
I’m already on my way |
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny.
Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day
I thought it was now? 😳
I’m already on my way "
you don’t know where I live |
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny.
Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day
I thought it was now? 😳
I’m already on my way
you don’t know where I live "
That’s what you think…
#TedBundy 😉 |
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"Shiny Disco Ballsjust a bit corny.
Tbf, so is a house party
Exactly, if you are going to do it double down and embrace it. next I need to pick a day
I thought it was now? 😳
I’m already on my way
you don’t know where I live
That’s what you think…
#TedBundy 😉"
Hot. |
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"I want to organise a big fuck off party. Please tell me what I need
Bruceyys giant balls
Are they like the big red balls they used to have in Total Wipeout??
I'll show you in person 😉
FFS leave your dressing gown at home though. Please 😘
I don't have it anymore 💔
What? 😳😳
This absolutely has to be announced on fab. The dressing gown is legendary
Will I finally get laid now? 😂
Probably.
Finally Jesus Christ!
I’m not sure Jesus is available. Barry Gibb do? "
Disco Jesus 😍 |
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By *hortieWoman 3 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Ok, I’ll put my pants on
Don't bother.
As the host I’d rather she didn’t put her cheeks on my furniture. Only partners get that privilege
Fair.
Guess I'd better rethink what I was gonna wear."
I can bring clingfilm.. bout to head out the door . |
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By *mily36CWoman 3 weeks ago
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"Cheese and pineapple on cocksticks.
It's not a party without them.
But they have to be pierced into a silver foiled potato!
I'm in the kitchen making rude shapes out of cake 😉😉"
Careful if you are using it as a template?  |
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By (user no longer on site) 3 weeks ago
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"Me?
And definitely tequila ♥️
I have tequila.
Just need you.
Noooo tequila
You WILL learn to love it
I already do...it doesn't love me
Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that)
🤪"
I definitely blame tequila for my first ex husband 
The 2nd ex husband was definitely all my own fault |
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"Me?
And definitely tequila ♥️
I have tequila.
Just need you.
Noooo tequila
You WILL learn to love it
I already do...it doesn't love me
Almost every questionable decision I've made can be traced back to Tequila....except my ex husband (I can only blame myself for that)
🤪
I definitely blame tequila for my first ex husband
The 2nd ex husband was definitely all my own fault"
I have at least stopped at one dickhead ex husband...yay for me 😁 |
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