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Do you prefer pegging single males in Aldi or Lidl?
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"You can take me up the middle aisle, OP "Oh, I say... ! | |||
"Lidl has a better bakery. Maybe if you buy me an almond croissant. "Cheap date 😉 | |||
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"I would assume one would go for M&S if there was foreplay and after care and either of the other two for a free for all at the middle aisle "An M&S pegging comes with lube, and a cup of tea and slice of cake after in the cafe  | |||
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"I think it has to be Waitrose for the discerning peggee " Something special for when you're feeling fancy! | |||
"Lidl, then we can get a croissant, some waders and a flamethrower for later on" Standard evening then? | |||
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"Oh some big Tesco fans in here I see! You can earn clubcard points for every inch you take "Can we gain points for giving the odd inch or two? | |||
"Oh some big Tesco fans in here I see! You can earn clubcard points for every inch you take "Was going to mention nectar in sainsburys lol | |||
"Lidl, then we can get a croissant, some waders and a flamethrower for later on" Sounds like it's going to be a hot night 🔥😉 | |||
"Oh some big Tesco fans in here I see! You can earn clubcard points for every inch you take
Can we gain points for giving the odd inch or two? "I guess it could be like a cashback scheme! | |||
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"If only Netto still existed." Or a quickie in Kwiksave  | |||
"What’s the difference between an Aldi / Lidl pegging vs a Waitrose / M&S pegging? Different quality of lube? "You really think you're getting lube in Aldi/Lidl? | |||
"Aldi middle aisle currently has flocked pegs for that luxury touch 😇🤣" That'd M&S pegging | |||
"Oh some big Tesco fans in here I see! You can earn clubcard points for every inch you take
Can we gain points for giving the odd inch or two?
I guess it could be like a cashback scheme! "Well I'm all up for sharing, so what ever I give I'll take... Maybe. | |||
"What’s the difference between an Aldi / Lidl pegging vs a Waitrose / M&S pegging? Different quality of lube? "Whether you get any lube at all | |||
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"What’s the difference between an Aldi / Lidl pegging vs a Waitrose / M&S pegging? Different quality of lube?
Whether you get any lube at all "Oh Lordy! 😳 that… ok I’m def going premium! | |||
"For very special occasions, like solar eclipses and Royal weddings, we like to do our pegging in Booths. " Artisanal anal only | |||
"For very special occasions, like solar eclipses and Royal weddings, we like to do our pegging in Booths. Artisanal anal only " | |||
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"If only Netto still existed. Or a quickie in Kwiksave "I completely forgot about Kwiksave. I met Cheryl Cole in there once 🤣 | |||
"I shop mainly in Asda a bit downmarket for you possibly Op ? " Oh no, the lime green doesn't go with my complexion | |||
"If only Netto still existed. Or a quickie in Kwiksave
I completely forgot about Kwiksave. I met Cheryl Cole in there once 🤣"Was she doing a meet and greet or buying her cornflakes? 😂 | |||
"If only Netto still existed. Or a quickie in Kwiksave
I completely forgot about Kwiksave. I met Cheryl Cole in there once 🤣"To get pegged? | |||
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"Lidl, then we can get a croissant, some waders and a flamethrower for later on Standard evening then?" Pretty standard Wednesday for me | |||
"What’s the difference between an Aldi / Lidl pegging vs a Waitrose / M&S pegging? Different quality of lube? "In Lidl it depends what the specials are that week…. it could be Greek olive oil, Italian limoncello , Spanish week will get you mojo sauce, and Asian week you use buldak fiery chilli | |||
"If only Netto still existed. Or a quickie in Kwiksave
I completely forgot about Kwiksave. I met Cheryl Cole in there once 🤣
Was she doing a meet and greet or buying her cornflakes? 😂"Pegging blokes. I was third in the queue. | |||
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"If only Netto still existed. Or a quickie in Kwiksave
I completely forgot about Kwiksave. I met Cheryl Cole in there once 🤣
To get pegged?"It was painful but quitting’s out of the question, when it get toughs gotta fight some more. | |||
"Oh some big Tesco fans in here I see! You can earn clubcard points for every inch you take "Every little helps! | |||
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"Or do you only settle for an M&S pegging? "Meet me in Waitrose cheese aisle and I’d show you … | |||
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"What’s the difference between an Aldi / Lidl pegging vs a Waitrose / M&S pegging? Different quality of lube?
In Lidl it depends what the specials are that week…. it could be Greek olive oil, Italian limoncello , Spanish week will get you mojo sauce, and Asian week you use buldak fiery chilli "Gosh, Buldak would be spicy enough coming out never mind going in  | |||
"Aldi, the middle aisle is far superior to Lidl and the Percy pig dupes too, I'd expect a few bags in return. Mrs " If you peg him with a cuthbert caterpillar can I watch ? | |||
"Costco where everything is just large " Size queen | |||
"Costco where everything is just large " Ooh, gotta love the free samples! | |||
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"Costco where everything is just large " Size Queen, noted 📝 | |||
"Costco where everything is just large Size queen " Haha beat me! | |||
"Lidl, then we can get a croissant, some waders and a flamethrower for later on Standard evening then? Pretty standard Wednesday for me" Wednesday is my day off. | |||
"Aldi, the middle aisle is far superior to Lidl and the Percy pig dupes too, I'd expect a few bags in return. Mrs If you peg him with a cuthbert caterpillar can I watch ?" Absolutely, you hold him still and I'll grab Cuthbert. Mrs | |||
"Costco where everything is just large Size queen Haha beat me! " You can buy in bulk too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 | |||
"Costco where everything is just large Size queen Haha beat me! You can buy in bulk too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣" There’s a joke here about big loads …. 😜 | |||
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"Uh-oh. Unexpected item in the bagging area." Story of your life. | |||
"Story of your life." I just embrace the chaos. | |||
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"Got to be Lidl. It's the bakery aisle that does it for me." The smell of fresh bread as you're kneading the buns | |||
"Got to be Lidl. It's the bakery aisle that does it for me. The smell of fresh bread as you're kneading the buns "Damn, something is rising | |||
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"I shop mainly in Asda a bit downmarket for you possibly Op ? Oh no, the lime green doesn't go with my complexion "Oh fair enough I dont want to put a dampener on your complexion | |||
"Surely 'pound' land would be the best." Whatever happened to Poundstretcher? 🤔 | |||
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"Or do you only settle for an M&S pegging? "M&s do look nicer but aldi will take the piss as normal | |||
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"Uh-oh. Unexpected item in the bagging area." Better than unexpected item in the teabagging area | |||
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"Oh some big Tesco fans in here I see! You can earn clubcard points for every inch you take "Haha , take every inch comes with rewards 😈 | |||
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"I would assume one would go for M&S if there was foreplay and after care and either of the other two for a free for all at the middle aisle
An M&S pegging comes with lube, and a cup of tea and slice of cake after in the cafe "Lidl for me then | |||
"No Sainsbury's?" The decor is a bit off-putting | |||
"No Sainsbury's? The decor is a bit off-putting " What tangerine orange isn’t appealing.. ? | |||
"No Sainsbury's? The decor is a bit off-putting What tangerine orange isn’t appealing.. ? " Have they dropped the brown now, then? I like orange | |||
"Asda, behind the bins." Keeping it classy, sounds like a lovely ambience | |||
"New to pegging. Which supermarket isle supports a beginner best? " Could try the homeware aisle in Tesco and give you some lovely pillows to make you comfy? | |||
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"No Sainsbury's?" Only if we can pop by the Argos consession when done so we can pick up a lovely Elizabeth Duke charm bracelet | |||
"Aldi, everytime "Only a Specially Selected pegging will do! | |||
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"Such a funny thread OP 👏🤣" Thanks should go to Mobilebottom who nudged me to make it happen after the mash up thread 😂 but I've had a right laugh! | |||
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