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By *inkydarkness90 OP   Man 2 days ago

North West

This is a very random question but it always intrigues me and I wonder what the accepted approach is?

How much toilet paper do you use per wipe for a no.2?

4 pieces on initial wipe then 2 pieces thereafter, always folded in half

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 2 days ago

Herts/Beds/London

Those with long nails know …it’s a lot.

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By *allipygousMan 2 days ago

Leicester

2 folded in half, sometimes finishing off with a wet wipe.

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By *vaRoseWoman 2 days ago

Ankh-Morpork

As much as I need 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *ustincider888Man 2 days ago

Preston Ish

2 pieces, wipe, fold in half, again and repeat until very little chance of skid marks

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By *ude LawMan 2 days ago

Harrogate

Two rolls and a puppy.

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By *inkydarkness90 OP   Man 2 days ago

North West


"Two rolls and a puppy."

Andrex are calling...!

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By *parkle1974Woman 2 days ago

Leeds

Can't say I've ever counted

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By *hunky GentMan 2 days ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Maybe they could be numbered, so we can keep count

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By *ife NinjaMan 2 days ago

Dunfermline

Six or so. I don't want shite on my fingers 😬

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By *obilebottomMan 2 days ago

All over

A few alternatives to papers and wipes mentioned alread for good measure

Bidet?

A bidet is a fixture that bidet is a standalone fixture that sprays water to cleanse your nether regions after using the toilet.

Japanese toilets?

The most common feature of Japanese toilets is also the bidet, which is an automatic stream of water designed to wash your rear providing a thorough cleansing using water, eliminating the need for wiping with toilet paper beforehand.

A nozzle (often called a cleaning wand or cleaning nozzle) appears under the toilet seat and sprays your bottom with water.

Some models also feature an additional cleaning WAND for women.

Handheld showers? Also used for similar purpose by some

A variety of leavesfor when needs must? Apparently mullein's soft, velvety leaves known as "cowboy toilet paper," mullein's make it a great option for wiping as is lamb's ear too

IMPORTANT NOTE:Always wash your hands.

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By *2000ManMan 2 days ago

Worthing

None, I never wipe.

Anyone seen my pants, think they have run off of their own accord.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 2 days ago

Central

Do you use more, when it's not your own?

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By *cunthorpe123Couple 2 days ago

scunthorpe

What ever the amount per person, I wish it was less!

We are a family of 5 and go through 24 rolls a week!!

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By *end1Man 2 days ago

southend on sea

Depends on the shit😂 sometimes 3 wipes and others its 6 or 7 😊

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By *end1Man 2 days ago

southend on sea

And the follow up question are you a back to front or front to back ass wiper🤔

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By *radeSkinMan 2 days ago

withywood

As much as I need, if you use a lot, buy in bulk, Amazon has a great deal on Andrex.

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By *ympho7Couple 2 days ago

swansea

keep cost down, one sheet in each hand.

wipe with left,, wipe with right,,

stick both together and wipe again.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman 2 days ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

When I was growing up we had the toilet paper rationed. It wax 2 squares for a wee and 4 for no 2 . And then there would be consequences if dirtied your knackers as my step father would inspect them. A lot more going on there evil evil man

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By *ittlebirdWoman 2 days ago

The Big Smoke


"What ever the amount per person, I wish it was less!

We are a family of 5 and go through 24 rolls a week!!"

This reminds me of when I was growing up. My dad used to say my brother must pull it through til he got a clean sheet 🤣🤣

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By *parkle1974Woman 2 days ago

Leeds


"And the follow up question are you a back to front or front to back ass wiper🤔"

Always front to back

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By *hortieWoman 2 days ago

Northampton

3 sheets.

One up

One down

One to polish

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By *ortySwitchMan 2 days ago

london

As I now have a bidet, I continue any bog roll, and I’m far cleaner to boot!

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By *uddy laneMan 2 days ago

dudley

One piece measuring 2" x 1" with a hole in the middle big enough for your index finger to poke through.

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