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By *cLovin2 OP   Man 4 days ago

Reading

So as a student I was working in an office one Saturday evening, it was empty. So I thought I'd knock one out on the couch in reception.

After the deed was done, I was lying down on the sofa, face down recovering. In walks a colleague.

I played ill, I don't think he realised what I'd been up to. But not sure.

What is the most embarrassing place you knocked/rubbed one out?

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By *ohn25abcMan 4 days ago

Nottingham


"So as a student I was working in an office one Saturday evening, it was empty. So I thought I'd knock one out on the couch in reception.

After the deed was done, I was lying down on the sofa, face down recovering. In walks a colleague.

I played ill, I don't think he realised what I'd been up to. But not sure.

What is the most embarrassing place you knocked/rubbed one out?

"

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By *ohn25abcMan 4 days ago

Nottingham

Hi

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By *anacheMan 3 days ago

Brighton

Years ago I was walking along the beach on a nice hot day and felt horny, so I found a secluded spot and masturbated till I shot my load of cum.

Then I saw a guy looking over and then walked away.

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By *anacheMan 3 days ago

Brighton

Another time I was at the gym and after having a shower I sat in the changing room feeling horny. I thought the place was empty so started stroking my cock and after a few minutes a guy came over and said are you alright? I quickly put my towel over my erect cock 😁 he just walked away 🤣

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By *ools and the brainCouple 3 days ago

couple, us we him her.


"Another time I was at the gym and after having a shower I sat in the changing room feeling horny. I thought the place was empty so started stroking my cock and after a few minutes a guy came over and said are you alright? I quickly put my towel over my erect cock 😁 he just walked away 🤣"

Seeing a pattern here

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By *he Gentleman.Man 3 days ago

Sitlington

On a bus. I almost managed to cum but then my passengers wanted to get off.

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By *ude LawMan 3 days ago

Harrogate


"On a bus. I almost managed to cum but then my passengers wanted to get off."

Did they get off before you did?

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By *verageHoesCouple 3 days ago

Leeds


"On a bus. I almost managed to cum but then my passengers wanted to get off.

Did they get off before you did?"

3 came at once

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman 3 days ago

Manchester

I have self control and don't tend to masturbate in inappropriate places 🤷🏻‍♀️

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By *arvey67Man 3 days ago

Grimsby

My GP is a lovely German woman, saw her the other day and she told me I had to stop masturbating. I asked why and she replied "I am trying to examine you"

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By *allySlinkyWoman 3 days ago

Leeds

Why did she need to examine your penis ?

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By *rSircumsizedMan 3 days ago

Newport

Leamington Spar

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By *allySlinkyWoman 3 days ago

Leeds


"Leamington Spar"

Not the Co-Op ?

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By *arrysmiffffMan 3 days ago

Colchester

Campsite showers!

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By *enfleetEssexMan 3 days ago

Benfleet

I used to work in a night club, after hours I was locking up had a quick wank in the office, came in the bin where there were some tissues and papers.

Next day the office receptionist had tried to find some old printouts in the bin and ended up with spunk on her hands, I had to deny all knowledge and try to blame one of the other workers!!

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By *cLovin2 OP   Man 3 days ago

Reading


"I have self control and don't tend to masturbate in inappropriate places 🤷🏻‍♀️"

Inappropriate places with inappropriate people is fun though

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By *rSircumsizedMan 3 days ago

Newport


"Leamington Spar

Not the Co-Op ?"

It was definitely the Spar in Leamington, I remember the red and white price tickets.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 3 days ago

Castlebar

Bosses office on a night shift 🤭

Hope to have some company some time and make it a bit more fun!

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By *anacheMan 3 days ago

Brighton


"Another time I was at the gym and after having a shower I sat in the changing room feeling horny. I thought the place was empty so started stroking my cock and after a few minutes a guy came over and said are you alright? I quickly put my towel over my erect cock 😁 he just walked away 🤣

I can't help myself 😧😂

Seeing a pattern here "

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By *orkswatcherMan 3 days ago

Wakefield

Train toilet

Plane toilet

Airport Toilet

Woods

Behind a shop counter while open

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By *2000ManMan 3 days ago

Worthing

Bedroom...got thrown out of MFI.

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By *elly and daveCouple 3 days ago

gateshead


"Bedroom...got thrown out of MFI."

Beat me to it....drat..lol

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By *ansoffateMan 3 days ago

Sagittarius A

The post vasectomy semen test was a bit weird at Liverpool Women's hospital.

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By *rallover1000Man 3 days ago

st helens

In train toilet, in a bunker on a golf course one summers night

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By *cLovin2 OP   Man 3 days ago

Reading

Train toilet seems to be common eugh I can't think of more of a turn off than the faint stench of urine

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By *anacheMan 3 days ago

Brighton

You're worse than me ha

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By *unkym34Man 3 days ago

London

This one time at band camp

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By *alm_one4Man 3 days ago

RM16

To me?

In the back of my parents car, late night on way home after a day out, sister sitting next to me.

Really.

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By *ou only yolo onceCouple 3 days ago

Shropshire

Worked late in the office once. Knocked one out on the office computer.

Next day the manager and the owner we're waiting by the computer when I arrived.

They turned the screen on.

Porn was still there.

So dumb... mortified.

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By *ossie1Man 3 days ago

Heathrow


"I used to work in a night club, after hours I was locking up had a quick wank in the office, came in the bin where there were some tissues and papers.

Next day the office receptionist had tried to find some old printouts in the bin and ended up with spunk on her hands, I had to deny all knowledge and try to blame one of the other workers!!"

lol that’s so funny. Did she work out straight away it was spunk ?

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