First date

By *veenBee OP TV/TS 4 weeks ago

Winchester

You have 60 seconds to ruin a first date.

What do you say?

By *sWyldWoman 4 weeks ago

Edinburgh

I've just had lunch with your ex

By *ong-leggedblondWoman 4 weeks ago

Next Door

I can't stop scratching my fanny, my crabs have returned home and the chlamydia just won't go

🤷‍♀️

By *ugmesqueezemeMan 4 weeks ago

woburn sands

Oh I do remember you now.. has the restraining order been lifted then?

By *hickthighs25Woman 4 weeks ago

Stockton

I saw you slept well last night.... when i was watching you through your bedroom window 👀👀👀

By *bi HaiveMan 4 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

You have lovely skin. Would you mind putting some of this lotion on it please........

By *eadpool-ishMan 4 weeks ago

Horam

"It has lovely skin. Would it mind putting some of this lotion on it please........or it will get the hose"

Fixed that for you

By *ortney FoxxxWoman 4 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Your brother is better looking

By *ay2530Man 4 weeks ago

glastonbury

You remind me of my ex!