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I like picked onions,
I like piccalilli,
Pickled cabbage is alright, with a little bit of cheese on a Sunday night,
I like pickled walnuts,
But the thing I do prefer,
Is a little bit of cucum, cucum, cucum
Little bit of cucumber. |
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By *coutDWoman 5 weeks ago
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"I've seen some pics in various profiles of women using cucumbers inside them.
... Is this pleasurable and is it the length or girth that's the better part "
Length, girth and firmness 😈. Courgette is better actually 😈😈 |
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I have a lady in Essex coming up to London next Friday for afternoon tea. She told me she likes cold things and keeps a glass dildo in her fridge...there's a peeled banana in the freezer waiting for her! 😁 |
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By *hortieWoman 4 weeks ago
Northampton |
Oooohhh I love the occasional cucumber  lovely straight out the fridge..chop the end off obviously, peel and whittle if it's a bit toooo girthy. Usually the occasion is me being super horny, I'm amazed one hasn't come out spiralised yet 😂😛
I've heard courgettes are better, but the slickness of the cucumber gives it the edge 👍 and corn cob- way too girthy. Carrots are an acceptable substitute if I can find one girthy enough. Mooli works too.
Ahhh, I love kitchens |
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"Oooohhh I love the occasional cucumber lovely straight out the fridge..chop the end off obviously, peel and whittle if it's a bit toooo girthy. Usually the occasion is me being super horny, I'm amazed one hasn't come out spiralised yet 😂😛
I've heard courgettes are better, but the slickness of the cucumber gives it the edge 👍 and corn cob- way too girthy. Carrots are an acceptable substitute if I can find one girthy enough. Mooli works too.
Ahhh, I love kitchens "
Try pickling them |
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"Unpopular opinion here ✋...but I don't think there's anything sexy about waisting food 😒...also I'm pretty sure 99% of you people would find it weird if a man pokes a watermelon with his peepee 👀"
Well, Joe, have you ever heard of grapefruiting |
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By *hortieWoman 4 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Unpopular opinion here ✋...but I don't think there's anything sexy about waisting food 😒...also I'm pretty sure 99% of you people would find it weird if a man pokes a watermelon with his peepee 👀"
Who says I waste food??  |
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By *hortieWoman 4 weeks ago
Northampton |
"Oooohhh I love the occasional cucumber lovely straight out the fridge..chop the end off obviously, peel and whittle if it's a bit toooo girthy. Usually the occasion is me being super horny, I'm amazed one hasn't come out spiralised yet 😂😛
I've heard courgettes are better, but the slickness of the cucumber gives it the edge 👍 and corn cob- way too girthy. Carrots are an acceptable substitute if I can find one girthy enough. Mooli works too.
Ahhh, I love kitchens
Try pickling them "
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By *agic.MMan 4 weeks ago
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"Unpopular opinion here ✋...but I don't think there's anything sexy about waisting food 😒...also I'm pretty sure 99% of you people would find it weird if a man pokes a watermelon with his peepee 👀
Well, Joe, have you ever heard of grapefruiting "
(g)rapefruiting |
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"Unpopular opinion here ✋...but I don't think there's anything sexy about waisting food 😒...also I'm pretty sure 99% of you people would find it weird if a man pokes a watermelon with his peepee 👀
Well, Joe, have you ever heard of grapefruiting
(g)rapefruiting "
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